They're 21-year-old Christopher Slate and 23-year-old Sean Mosey (pictured above) of Tennessee, and apparently these two wild Walla Wallas are really, really enamored with onions -- and I ain't talkin' the fleshy, fun bag variety. The incident reportedly started off innocently enough (links at bottom), with these two chopped chaps spinning through a McDonald's drive-thru for some eats to take home while they got their drink on. If only it had stopped there...
Cops say that when these two funny onions whipped out them burgers, they received quite the maddening surprise -- not nearly enough onions to suit their Peruvian sweet tooth. But instead of trying to return their food or to call the joint to complain, cops say these two leek lovers went home and pounded away on their beer, while gradually proceeding to get all "worked up" into a frenzy over the onion slight.
First Slate (reportedly by his own admission) grabbed a big piece of concrete and slung it right through the pick-up window. Next (he admits) he seized a damn brick and sent it sailing through the joint's front window. When the carnage was all said and done, one employee at the drive-thru window reportedly got his arm all sliced up from the flying debris, while a manager got nailed right in the leg by a "concrete chunk."
A successful getaway, however, was reportedly thwarted when Mosey's sloshed ass suffered an "I've fallen and I can't get up" moment out in the street (so much for my theory that a falling crate of onions brought them bandages). Now this peeled pair faces felony vandalism and endangerment charges. Not the brightest bulbs in the vegetable garden, these two.
http://www.dnj.com/article/20120516/NEWS/305150029/Dispute-over-McDonald-s-cheeseburgers-leads-vandalism-arrests
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/tennessee/mcdonalds-cheeseburger-rage-859413
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