He just wanted to get his drink on with the old lady. But apparently there was something about his shirt she didn't like. Or there was some shirt he wouldn't give her. Or he failed to compliment her on her shirt. Regardless, a T-shirt was involved -- and it was for some reason at the heart of things when all hell broke loose...The boyfriend of 34-year-old Agapita Ramos (pictured above) was reportedly sipping on a few brewskies in Ramos' Chevy pickup truck late last month when the shirt-shit hit the fan. The disagreement over the shirt allegedly became so heated (as most shirt arguments tend to do) that Ramos told her old man to get the hell out the truck and hoof it home himself.
That seemed OK with boyfriend, although he sure as hell wasn't going to leave that 18-pack of beer and whiskey bottle in the ride! But when he went to grab the booze, Ramos instead allegedly grabbed the whiskey bottle and clocked the boozin' boyfriend right in the mush! And that was just for starters...
Boyfriend was at least able to retrieve his beer, but as he started to walk home with his brew, he says he "heard the revving of the truck's engine" behind him. Eventually satisfied apparently that the truck was fully "revved up," Ramos next allegedly drove the truck right at boyfriend and ran him right over! (No word whether she got the 18-pack too).The run-over left boyfriend with a leg pinned under the truck -- the sort of prone position which Ramos was allegedly prepared to take full advantage of. Cops say Ramos then grabbed a big baseball bat and started beating the helpless, trapped boyfriend about the head with it!
Boyfriend for his trouble reportedly got messed up something real bad, requiring reconstructive surgery on his right arm. Meantime Ramos is being held down at the hoosegow on aggravated battery charges. And good news for the hacks down there who will have to dress Ramos: Those orange jumpsuits are all one piece -- no shirt involved.
http://www.thenorthwestern.com/usatoday/article/38956375?odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE%7Cs
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124717/Woman-ran-boyfriend-pickup-truck-beat-baseball-bat-argument-shirt.html
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Postscript: Seems like I wrote this one about 2-3 weeks ago. No chance to use it til today, sorry. But I felt it largely better and more relevant today than (1) Obama operative (slimeball Axelrod)/Romney dog treatment smack and (2) gop-er operative/Obama dog burger eating smack. Or am I just completely naive and obtuse over here, obsessing so squarely upon the $15.6 trillion nation debt and all? As the Great EJ once sang -- it's lonely out in space.
ReplyDeleteThat shot of the brown 'kind of a big deal' shirt doesn't look like our regular model girl, Alice?!
ReplyDeleteNot unless she upgraded down there at Auburn University. That picture is on the Snorg Tees website (or has been in the past) without a head on it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Alice, but just with some photo-shopping done. Anything's possible.
ReplyDeleteI typically encourage female enhancements, but I'd hope Alice would not do that. Some gals look great just as they are and should not screw around with anything.
ReplyDeleteI think ladies with actual, real big ones (not surgically enhanced) always wish they were smaller, while smaller girls go in and get great big ones that make them look like a carnival side show. We always want what we don't have...isn't that just the way? Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI don't have large breasts, nor do I want them. I'm like the exception to every rule.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but you're not a lady! hahaha! Man boobs scare me....fear mixed with some jealousy if they're better than mine and what you've got there is one jacked up point of view =)
ReplyDeleteIf I was a broad, I think I'd want cans as small as possible. Who wants to carry around extra weight on their chest, even if it tends to attract the men (I wouldn't)? Plus I don't like fake, artificial stuff when it comes to me. Yet I have no problem whatsoever with ladies that enhance. I'm all in favor! Guess I'm as much of a hypocrite in some ways as these damn partisan leftists and right-wingers.
ReplyDeleteYou're an enigma =)
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