This has to be a new one in the annals of American criminal conduct: Wet Nursing Without Consent (allegedly). But that's exactly what cops in Brookings, South Dakota say happened last weekend. And for some strange unknown reason, cops think alcohol just may have been involved...The 24-year-old suspect allegedly got an early start on her Sunday breastfeeding, forcing her way into a another mom's home (a stranger) around 5:00 a.m. to give some suck to someone -- anyone, apparently. Cops say this lactating lush intruder promptly scooped up the resident mom's two-month-old tike and started to give the little shit a damn breastfeeding!
When mama discovered this sorry sight, she reportedly called 911 and retrieved her tot from the wayward breastfeeding boozer burgle broad (allegedly). But the gratuitous breastfeeding apparently left this uninvited topless toper tata-feeder quite exhausted, as the intruder allegedly laid down to take a freakin' nap right there in the joint instead of hoofin' her hooters out the scene of the alleged crime!And there she laid as the cops arrived, who slapped the "rogue lactating lady" with a criminal charge of unlawful occupancy. I just hope that's a misdemeanor charge, since I'd assume that getting one's drink (and breast suck) on down at the hoosegow is somewhat frowned upon.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57411474/cops-s.d-woman-broke-into-home-attempted-to-breastfeed-strangers-baby/?tag=stack
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/09/woman-breastfeeds-baby-not-hers-south-dakota_n_1413066.html
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Oooh, remember the movie, "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle"? That's what this story made me think of.....creeeeepy!
ReplyDeleteSome broad in that picture breastfeeds another's kid? Makes me want to see that one. Don't think I have before.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah.....Rebecca DeMornay does....great movie!
ReplyDeleteI recall that movie but don't think I ever watched it. It's from the "broad goes deranged on normal people" genre, which isn't exactly my favorite. Although, I did always like the Poison Ivy pictures, especially the first one.
ReplyDeleteSo, does that mean you didn't like Fatal Attraction? That's one of my favorites ever....scared the bejeebers outta me!
ReplyDeleteThat one I've seen a few times. I'm a sucker for Michael Douglas movies.
ReplyDeleteI knew Glenn Close wasn't dead there at the end....I had to watch that through my hands, and sure enough, she rose up outta that tub and I squealed like a little girl! haha!
ReplyDeleteI'm envious that you can watch these pictures with that level of suspense. You truly enjoy the whole movie experience and suspend reality and get really scared by the goings ons. I can't do that very well -- I'm more of a smartass watching all these movies and TV shows: I look more for memorable lines, great acting performances, and clever in-jokes referencing other pieces of work.
ReplyDeleteI am a complete and total dork when it comes to watching movies and have been known to swear out loud during the movie if I deem it appropriate! ha! It's funny 'cuz it's true =)
ReplyDeleteI'm like that watching TV news coverage. I can't go 5 minutes without letting the expletives fly.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Kramer liked his "adults only" dentist....so he could "let the expletives fly" when he gets the shot of novocaine! ha! PS, I have no idea how to spell 'novocaine', sorry!
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