I really don't care for half-ass efforts. Have some pride in what you do, regardless of the activity. You don't try to pull a jewel heist with a fishing pole, and you don't try to whack somebody out with a Nerf hammer. Likewise, if you wanna pull a damn bank job, at least have the common decency of ENTERING the joint!But cops in Utah say a lazy 16-year-old boy just had to mail it in, half-ass style, on two bank jobs he allegedly pulled last week inside the space of 20 minutes. First of all, the little shit didn't even have the courtesy to take his own ride to these pieces of work, instead taking Mama's car to the jobs (allegedly).
Then once at the banks, the young punk couldn't even muster up the motivation to physically enter the banking premises -- instead allegedly pulling through the banks' drive-thru's and sending stick-up notes through those little banking tube canisters!
And people wonder why the rotten little young creeps these days are so damn lazy: This punk's halfhearted efforts were actually REWARDED by tellers, who gave him some cash through the drive-thru canisters in both instances! "It is weird that it worked, but it worked twice," said the local cops.Then the lazy teen couldn't even see fit to return Mama's car to her, instead abandoning the vehicle nearby and sauntering down the street (allegedly). Mama was reportedly later "definitely surprised" by this behavior for some reason, says the linked story.
Meantime cops arrested the teen as he strolled along the street, after which the lazy tot (allegedly) presumably got to spend a lazy day sitting on his ass down at the Juvy. Can't we bring back the chain gangs for these lazy punks? Someone needs to light a damn fire!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/26/teen-borrows-mom-car-to-rob-bank_n_1302315.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106870/Teen-arrested-robbing-TWO-banks-comfort-mothers-car-passing-notes-drive-windows.html
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