OK, I get that some people simply don't care for or appreciate abstract art. We all have our little foibles. I, for example, disdain partisans. But that doesn't mean that when I see gop-ers or democrat party persons out on the street, I try to rub my ass all over them or take a piss on 'em!The same basic principle of civil restraint would seem entirely lost on 36-year-old Carmen Tush (err, Tisch) of Denver, Colorado (face pictured above) (allegedly). Tish apparently really hates abstract art or, at the very least, the above-pictured "1957-J no. 2" by abstract expressionist Clyfford Still...
Cops in Denver say Tisch became so irrate in the presence of the $30 million painting that she first took to pawing and scratching at it like a wild animal with her fingernails. When that apparently just wasn't cutting the mural well enough, Tisch next allegedly tried to touch it up by taking a poke at the painting with her fist. But Oh My, was this colorful brush with the law just gettin' started at that point (allegedly)!
It apparently wasn't enough merely to deface the poor painting; additionally, Tisch wanted to make sure she left a foul stench about the picture as well (allegedly). And what better way to pull off that piece of work than to pull down the ol' britches and rub one's ass all over the painting (allegedly)?!?
But cops say even after Tisch gave the painting a whole new staining with her bare rump, this anti-art broad just couldn't stop trying to paint herself into a corner. Because next up on her pallet was to try to deliver a little piss job to the paint job (allegedly)!Specifically, Tisch allegedly "tried to urinate on it but apparently missed." As a result, "she's not being charged with that," says the local District Attorney's office. But while Tisch may have escaped having to try to cop a pee plea, her fanny, nails and fist still allegedly trashed the painting to the hued tune of $10,000 damage.
That's a felony criminal mischief charge, boys and girls -- meaning Tisch may have to take her little paint prejudice (and her bare backside) and paint the local hoosegow red for some time to come.
As for what precisely might have set Tisch off, cops say she did appear to be drunk during the paint melee, although I'm not sure why they would conclude that. "You have to wonder where her friends were," said the DA. Great point. A stable, personable dame like Tisch must have a circle of friends bigger than Johnny Appleseed. Clyfford Still not among them, of course.
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Postscript: I like this one. Not much going on in the news except for more endless gop-er primary in-fighting and pissing matches. I had one ready to go tonight (about some broad getting wasted at an amusement park while her little shits rode the rides), but methinks I may just post that Monday and leave Crazy Paint Dame up all weekend!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, this is truly a first! How in theeee hell did she think she was going to be able to urinate on it?? I assume it was hanging on a wall, right? That's one magic pee! ha! Or not, I guess she missed after all.....
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was using a dildo?
ReplyDeleteNope, still can't picture it. "Picture it," get it?! I made a funny =)
ReplyDeleteMaybe she can take up painting in the can like that guy on the old Clint Eastwood movie "Escape from Alcatraz."
ReplyDeleteGirl's got magic buns! ha!
ReplyDeleteNo that's you. I think you're all confused on a happy hour night. Kind of like the scene in "16 Candles": "No, that's me. No, I'm him."
ReplyDelete(I just saw that on the movie channels the other night. But still stealing every single scene he's in like no other: Long Duk Dong, aka "The Donger"!)
Ahahahaha! That made me laugh, thank you very much, Rager =)
ReplyDeleteAnd how about the "Jake" actor who's a senior and falls for the freshman Sam? I don't think that guy was EVER in another movie again! Wonder what the hell happened there. Even The Donger appeared in other things, such as Seinfeld (sleeping in a clothes drawer, I think, in Kramer's bedroom).
ReplyDeleteLife after Sixteen Candles (according to Wikipedia):
ReplyDeleteMichael Schoeffling never duplicated the success of Sixteen Candles, and in various magazine and newspaper interviews stated the lack of roles and a growing family to feed were his reasons for retiring from acting. He now lives with his wife, Valerie L. Robinson of Virginia, also a former model, and their two teenage children Scarlet and Zane, in Newfoundland, Pennsylvania, producing handcrafted furniture as the owner of a woodworking shop.
PS, I think that was the Donger in that Seinfeld episode! hahahaha!
Another PS....I'm totally using 'magicbuns' as my next password! ha!
ReplyDeleteyou could use it too for an additional handle. Schoeffling's whole problem was barking up the wrong tree by falling in love with the younger Molly Ringwald. I think I saw in the last year that she came out the closet as being lesbian, not that there's anything wrong with that. I bet she really broke that dude's heart with all of that.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you ever see 'magicbuns' pop up, you'll know it's me...Willow!
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