This has to be a new one in the 911 annals. We've seen customers at fast food joints call 911 when something's wrong with their order. We've heard about people calling 911 when drug dealers have sold them fake product or when hookers have refused to have sex with them. But now a new one: Kid calling 911 because Mama's moaning up a storm in the sack with the old man!The 15-year-old girl in Panama City, Florida apparently really hated hearing her 35-year-old Mama gettin' it on with boyfriend through the wall of her next-door bedroom. Cops says the teen called 911 at 4:00 a.m. last week and "asked to be put in a Christian children's shelter after she heard her mother and boyfriend having sex" (link to full story at bottom).
The stated reason for the girl's anger: She felt "disrespected" by being forced to listen to all that racket. And of course, expressing such disapproval in a long talk with Mama the next morning just wasn't an option, apparently. Instead, get 911 on the horn right now, baby!Only problem? Absent some form of abuse or neglect, there just wasn't much the cops could do except to refer the teen to speak to a children's care worker.
For now, the girl has reportedly changed her mind and doesn't want to leave the home. But just wait 'til the boyfriend's back at the joint this weekend. Methinks Mama best muzzle up.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090834/Teenager-calls-911-heard-mother-having-sex-boyfriend.html
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Postscript: Yes, I've used that same 911 Operator pick several times now. So sue me. Most of those 911 operator pictures plaster the identity of the operator's jurisdiction on a big badge patch on the operator's arm. As a result, I can't use most of them. What, I'm gonna use a Vernon County Missouri 911 operator in a Shithouse, Alabama story? Forgetaboutit.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the girl here, no one wants to hear their mom going at it in the next room...it's not good for the teenage psyche....mom should muzzle up =)
ReplyDeleteDamn right. And as I commented (alluded to), if Mama fails to muzzle up, she may be treated to a one-way ticket to the damn hoosegow this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI remember as a kid, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night once with the noise, I thought someone was hurting her....not a good scene, man. =)
ReplyDeleteI just hope you thought to call 911 (or the mayor as the case may be).
ReplyDeleteI think my dad was mayor at the time! hahaha! I'm kidding.... =)
ReplyDeleteIf the old man mayor has lines like Jackie Gleason did, then I can stomach the mayor acting also as police chief, comptroller, city manager and school superintendent -- just like that multitasking fool I was blogging about last week.
ReplyDeleteActually, it was exactly kinda like that in the small-town USA of my youth =) Oh, and don't forget the Justice of the Peace! ha!
ReplyDeleteWe could use more Justices of the Peace like that -- hitching up a couple with one hand while pulling a gun on a bad guy with the other hand.
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