Whatever you do, don't be a cheapskate at Boners BBQ in Hotlanta. And watch out you don't criticize the eats there, either! 'Cause they'll tell ya exactly what you can do with them complaints, not to mention exactly where you can stick your coupons and tight ass tips!Boners claimed the above-pictured Stephanie Stuck recently came into the joint, used a coupon to cut her tab down to 40 bucks, then made a beeline for the exits without so much as leaving one red cent for a tip. And what's any upstanding BBQ dive gonna do when a customer leaves no tip like that? Head to the Net and start cussin' her out, of course! How else would you handle things?
Boners' manager reportedly went on the restaurant's Facebook and Twitter pages, posted a picture of Stuck, and basically told her to "go fuck yourself" -- literally (as shown above): "NOT WANTED! Stephanie S. left waitress 0.00 tip on a $40 tab after she received a Scoutmob discount. If you see this woman in your restaurant tell her to go outside and play, hide and go fuck yourself! Yelp that bitch!" Only problem (beyond the obvious one that this might not be the best tactic to garner repeat business)? Stuck says the tab was only 30 bucks, and that she actually left a $10 tip. She also says the joint was just pissed because she posted an unfavorable online "Yelp" review of her Boners meal, calling the eats "tepid." And since this BBQ broad doesn't appear to miss too many meals, I'd bet her review was fairly spot on.
Apparently confronted with the truth, Boners reportedly scrambled to yank the "Go Fuck Yourself" blast from their websites faster than a shithouse visit following a slab of ribs and a side of beans. The joint -- which boasts the catchphrase, "Put a little south in your mouth" -- now has its foot in its own piehole and is in full damage-control mode, even offering up an apology to Stuck.Boners' apology even admitted (fittingly) that it made a "bonehead move" with its little online curse job. Not that I can too overly condemn a nice little "G-F-Y" every now and then. But save it (like me) for the political realm, Boners, and spare the customers next time.
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