I've heard of babes ridin' the gravy train, but this is absolutely ridiculous. Passengers aboard a Canadian subway train this week say a "lusty couple" started goin' at it and having sex right there on a moving train car while "horrified" riders looked on. (Links to full story at bottom)When a train guard got wind of these light rail sexcapades, he promptly enforced the no-tolerance policy that the train apparently has for couples who yank the Johnson bar right there on the train -- booting their two bumping bare asses offboard faster than Indian scalps White Man on "Hell On Wheels." Not even so much as a polite "tickets please"!
But even though the guard thought his heavy-handed move "had pulled the brakes on [the couple's] sexual liaisons," these two sick rail pumpers weren't about to lose their train of thought. So the dude starts bangin' this broad right there on the damn train platform! (As pictured above and below).
A railway spokesman says these two midnight train missionaries may have been "extremely intoxicated" during the event, although I have no idea what would lead him to conclude that. And the spokesman further took great pains to justify the train's rather rash action of tossing a couple of people having sex right off the ride:"We took the action we did because children ride the subway. We can't have people in engaging in sexual activity on the subway system . . . No matter what your background is, it is not appropriate to have sex this way."
Glad he cleared that up. Meantime cops busted the sick train tandem on charges of engaging in a lewd act in public. I just hope this drunken dame's train ain't running late when it gets to that time next month.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073656/Couple-thrown-Toronto-subway-having-sex-finish-job-platform.html
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