Thursday, December 29, 2011
Sick Tool: Anthony's Weiner Reportedly Tried to Line Up an Extramarital Threesome with Another Woman and ANOTHER WEINER!
He's the non-limp gift who just keeps on pissin'! And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse for disgraced former democrat party congressman, Anthony's Weiner! OK, we already knew about him sexting and Tweeting out pics of his schlong to just about any young lady (not his wife) under the sun...
Then there were the revelations about him (1) calling his Muslim in-laws "backward thinking" (i.e. the parents of his then-pregnant wife and Hillary Clinton gofer, Huma's Weiner (pictured below)) and (2) bragging to ladies about spanking the ol' tallywhacker right inside a congressional shithouse ("It's a big office and you know that's not the only thing here that's big," Anthony's Weiner reportedly boasted to the dames).
Things got so bad last summer that even sleazy top democrat party slimeballs like San Fran Nan Pelosi and Patty "Wasserman" Simpson called on (and ultimately forced) Anthony's Weiner to pull out of Congress. So how could it get any worse? Well, it just did...
A new report this week from RadarOnline.com (links at bottom) says that Anthony's Weiner -- in addition to engaging in rampant photo donging -- also tried to set up a little real-life Menage a Trois action with "texting pal" hottie Traci Nobles (pictured below).
So what's the big deal, you might ask? Dude just wanted (like damn near every guy) to have a couple of broads double up on him, right? WRONG. Very wrong...
The new report says Anthony's Weiner was actually trying to hook up one of those demented split-wood, man-sandwich threesomes. That's right: Two boys, one girl, and lotsa summer sausage!
According to Nobles, this twisted extramarital conversation went exactly like this:
-Anthony's Weiner: [Brings up the topic of "3 ways" and continues:] "I'm not really talking about other chicks ... How about with another guy?"
-Traci Nobles: "Hmmmm, haven't done it before."
-Anthony's Weiner: "It can be hot!"
-Traci Nobles: "Are you turned on by other guys?"
-Anthony's Weiner: "Well it depends on the guy, but generally yes."
And just for good measure, at some point during his text exchange with Nobles, Anthony's Weiner also allegedly spouted, "OMG!, I didn't think I could get any harder!"
Now while Nobles does say this proposed Subway double meat trifecta never actually went down (literally or figuratively), that apparently wasn't due to any lack of suggestion from the point of Anthony's Weiner. That Weiner must've been absolutely deflated when babe failed to book another pork sword to raise the Eiffel Tower!