"Mommy, Mommy, we had fun today at school! It was strawberry milk day. And my book order came in. And little Hector farted in the lunchroom. And Mr. Grooms' hair fell off his head. And we had show and tell. Oh yeah, and a porn star read us a real funny story..."She's been called the "Kobe Bryant" of porn -- one of the more successful porn actresses of recent vintage and known for taking porn roles that other porn ladies have refused. And, for some unknown reason, Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California reportedly brought her in to hold a special story time with the first graders recently (link at bottom). I guess they felt she could blow some real spirit and enthusiasm into the time-honored tradition.
And lest there be any questions concerning Ms. Grey's qualifications to be spouting children's literature to the little shits at Emerson, check out the below short form of her resume, which includes some 150 porn films over the last five years since she turned 18. Here are ten of her more well-known titles, in alphabetical order:1. Apprentass 10 (co-starring Chris Charming)
2. Blow Me Sandwich (co-starring Johnny Sins)
3. Bring'um Young 23 (co-starring Buster Good)
4. Buttman's Stretch Class 2 (co-starring Velicity Von)
5. Face Invaders 4 (co-starring Chris Cannon & Courtney Cummz)
6. Gang Bang My Face (co-starring Wade Hardman & Lee Bang)
7. Hairy Movie (co-starring Mr. Pete)
8. House of Ass 3 (& 7) (co-starring Jassie & Aurora Snow)
9. Meet the F*ckers (co-starring James Deen)
10. Swallow My Children (co-starring Mike Hash & Dirty Harry)
So this porn broad can really bring the goods. Moot issue there. But the 10,000 pound elephant in the room -- unaddressed in the linked news story -- is which children's story, precisely, this nasty little number screamed at the little tots. Here are my ten best guesses as to which book this porn queen might have trotted out for the young tikes:10. Pippi Longdonging
9. I Hopped on Pop
8. Gimme-The-Pooh (Tang)
7. Oh, the Places It'll Go!
6. Peter and the MILF
5. Bi-Curious Georgia
4. Rump-L-Foreskin
3. Slurping Beauty
2. Knockin' Puss 'n Boots
1. Teen Legs & Ham
BTW, while I might have guessed and included on this list "Malice in Lalaland," that's actually one of Sasha Grey's porn titles and not a children's book at all. So that's one I know we can rule out over here.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060429/Porn-star-Sasha-Grey-invited-school-read-graders.html
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