This move is sure to mean that many older occupiers will be completely disenfranchised from their right to say, "hey that smelly shit's mine," down at the city dump. This includes those numerous elderly occupiers who -- regardless of their ability to hoof it down to a voting station or protest site -- are simply unable to navigate that complex set of steps necessary to procuring a valid picture ID while out in public. Tell me, what does the Big Apple have against all members of society being able to claim dibs on their rancid, confiscated chattels?All of this controversy comes on the heals of New York City early Wednesday forcing all the occupiers out of Ourpotti Park so that sanitation workers could clean up that wretched hive of scum and villiany. In the process, sanitation workers removed "mountains" of decaying, rotten debris (pictured at the above and below) and hauled it off to the dump -- where leftist 20 percenters can claim any of it so long as they have one of those damn pesky valid ID's.
And boy did that shit stink! And then some. Said one sanitation worker: "I pick up garbage for a living, and these were some of the worst smells I've EVER experienced!" Not to mention, workers were treated to a veritable potpourri of disgusting personalty...In particular, the "filthy piles of property" reportedly included "dirty hypodermic needles, moldy food and glass-littered, broken gadgets." And that was just for starters. Also among the ruins was a "massive pile of soiled tents, old bikes and spoiled food." Guess they don't call 'em grubby hippy and dirty hippy chics for nothing.
And some of the random debris in the mountains of rubbish was also rather remarkable to behold. That included a giant Frank's pickle barrel ass (may I slip you a pickle?) that workers suspected was full of shit -- literally. There were also stray plywood sheets, chicken wire, old cables, grotesque clothing items and "smeared peanut-butter jars."
Apparently also, the protesters "inhabiting" the park counted among their leftist lot that wily old-school 'rassler The HonkyTonk Man -- since "two busted guitars" were found strewn amongst the rubble just for good measure. Now these protesters just need a bearded lady, a midget or two, and the "piggy piggy" dude from "American Horror Story" so that they can officially take this circus out on the road. Drivers license required.
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ReplyDeleteOh, those poor workers who had to clean up all that sh!t....literally! No one should have to do that. Just because they had a permit to gather and protest doesn't give them the right to litter does it??
ReplyDeleteThat Indian from the 70's commercials would shed a tear if he saw all those garbage piles. But I don't know if it's a citable offense or not, since the "park" I think is technically private.
ReplyDeleteValuable resources that could go towards other more important things are now going towards cleanup of of these morons trash....despicable.
ReplyDeleteBut keep in mind, there are no "valuable resources" anymore. Not with a $15 trillion national debt that neither party has much interest in reducing. Just throw the money away, much like public funds are currently being used to coddle the many lawbreaking aspects of the "occupy" protests.
ReplyDeleteI know you're right....all these goofball protests will only serve to put us further into debt - maybe not the federal government, but certainly the cities that are having to clean up after these dirtbags.
ReplyDeleteThat's true when "protest" has come to be equated with "incessant encampment," with legions of leftist judges on the bench ready to rule that way when the "protesters" file lawsuits.
ReplyDeleteThey're getting downright rowdy in my town....last night, they were blocking the sidewalk so that bankers had to cross UP the street and over to get to the parking garage. We need a sign that reads, "Get a job" =) If they don't let the bankers work, that just takes more people out of the system who are paying the taxes that takes care of the protesters! I say that like I know what I'm talking about....perhaps all of the protesters have jobs, it just seems like they don't b/c they're always sitting outside city hall.
ReplyDeleteI still don't see them doing anything that's going make much of a difference. The tea partiers actually organized together and ran candidates for office, many of whom won last year. I don't see these leftists being interested in much of anything except camping out and acting nasty.
ReplyDeleteExact-a-mundo!
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