Barney Fife, he wasn't (allegedly). And he's created quite the Stir down Broward County, Florida way. Cops there say male deputy Mason Chibnick turned the local jail and its female inmates into his own little Ice House of Pleasure. In case you ever wondered why they call correctional officers "screws":Chibnick stands accused of transforming the joint into a huge "orgy," complete with bachelor party-style topless dancing acts and inmates "performing sexual acts on each other." He's also accused of at least once ducking into a broom closet for a little hanky hoosegow with one of these bonded broads. I guess they don't call it the "Pokey" for nothin'.
The "wild, party-like atmosphere" also allegedly involved games of inmate Truth or Dare and secret sexting and donging between Chibnick and his lockup ladies. But these dames' party in the can didn't end when their bits expired. Nope, Chibnick was reportedly just getting warmed up when some of these ladies were released.
Cops say Chibnick scoured Facebook for his former female inmates, apparently looking for a re-up on their previously caged affections. He even allegedly went full-length Anthony's Weiner, sending a picture of his human billy club "beside a toothbrush" to a cousin of a former inmate.
I can only guess the toothbrush was to provide scale to the pic; either that, or he just wanted to demonstrate that he practices good oral hygiene even when he's behaving like a gorilla (allegedly).
Regardless, it looks like Chibnick will now have to schedule any future orgies with the Aryans and their competitor gangs, since his ass has been shipped a Final Mile down the road to an all-male slammer. An extended vacation would have seemed more appropriate.
But the ol' county has let him know, in no uncertain terms, that they are very, very, very disappointed in him -- citing him for "failure to use good judgment" and "conduct unbecoming a deputy." I mean, what would he have been cited for if he had knocked up one of these babes? "Conduct really, really unbecoming a deputy"?
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