It had been a match seemingly made in heaven: The previously dashing 45-year-old psychotic television star and the 24-year-old porn babe (Bree Olson) who has starred in nearly 200 pornos over the course of a short four-year porn career. This Fabulous Moolah of the money shot had appeared to have found her Prince Charmless.They had even embarked together -- along with Sheen's other girlfriend (24-year-old pot model Natalie Kenly) -- on Sheen's current and infamous "Violent Torpedo of Truth" road tour. But Bree Olson has now reportedly taken her show on a different road, hitting the Hollywood has-been actor with his walkin' papers in recent days.
Adding insult to injury, the well-endowed porn blondie didn't give Mr. Winning the news in person or over the phone. Well, actually, she did use a phone allright -- but to send him a damn text message telling him to go jump in Lake Winner without a life jacket.
Now Sheen is left with only Kenly as a sidekick on his tour. His two "goddesses" have dwindled down to a single piece of garbage. Sheen's running out of "Bodies" faster than Drowning Pool 10 Years Ago. But might there be some big help on the way?
Sheen has reportedly "extended an invitation to embattled actress Lindsay Lohan," who stands accused of pulling a jewelry heist earlier this year in L.A. and who last week was sentenced to 120 days in the can for a probation violation.
Apparently, Lohan wouldn't even have to give a firm commit up front. Instead, Sheen just wants to her come and "hang out with him for 24 hours." Sort of a "winning trial period," I suppose. Duh. Sheen says "I would hug and let her know it's going to be OK." How sweet.
Only problem it seems to me? I'm fairly certain Lohan (who's currently out on bail on the probation violation) cannot leave the L.A. area unless she wants to lam it.
So Sheen would either have to (1) start doing all his lame shows in L.A. (I'm sure the crowds would be huge -- or not) or (2) stop by and pick up the wayward actress so that the two drug addicts could strike out on some sort of weird Wild At Heart OR...
Natural Born Killers OR...
Bonnie & Clyde-inspired road trip and debauchery spree:
Jeezal peezal. But if it must be one or the other of those two options, please make it the road trip. Then head east out of L.A. along the path of old Route 66. Hell, I might even drive down to meet up with 'em. Like something from an old Country Song -- I'll be standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/charlie-sheens-goddess-bree-dumped-him-via-text-2011254
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