After all, the First Lady loves to lecture us about our diets, and I bet she doesn't approve of boob jobs either. She and the fat ass Hugo should sit down for lunch to discuss those topics over plates of tree bark, spinach leaves and muskmelon, methinks. Whom better to learn from, after all, about how to best go about controlling every aspect of a population's private lives than a bona fide leftist authoritarian dictator?
Chavez has reportedly long railed against his people's cholesterol levels and alcohol consumption. His latest pronouncements concerning the diets of his Venezuelan subjects came during a speech on Sunday. Warning Venezuelans that they need to cut their calorie intake, this goof ranted, "Be careful with weight gain! . . . Be careful with obesity!"
This big boob has also reportedly been crusading against fake boobs in recent weeks, at one point trying to take Venezuelan doctors to task for allegedly "convincing women, many women - not all of them - that if they don't have big bosoms, they should feel bad."
And boob jobs are apparently all the rage in the socialist country. Reports the AP: "Breast enlargement is widely popular in image-conscious Venezuela, where newspapers publish advertisements from clinics offering breast implants on credit and beauty pageant contestants often undergo plastic surgery."
It's even gone so far that last year one Venezuelan politician reportedly offered up a pair of breast implants as the grand prize in a raffle organized to raise money for his campaign! No word yet how that little stunt sat with leftist dictator Chavez.
And finally, of course, no rant or series of rants from that buffoon would be complete without a healthy dose of some deranged anti-capitalism rhetoric. Chavez reportedly took that topic to all-new lows (even by his standards) last week when he suggested that capitalism was to blame for destroying all life on the planet Mars! But does he really need to take it quite that far? Why not just blame it on boob jobs and cheeseburgers?