The National Enquirer is reporting today that police have investigated charges by two additional female masseuses that they were abused by our esteemed inventor of the Internet and Nobel Prize-winning Climate God, Al Gore. Fresh off the recent publicity over the similar charges of another masseuse, 2010 is certainly shaping up as a very Inconvenient Year for Big Al.According to the Enquirer, the new allegations pertain to Gore's stays in luxury hotels in Tokyo and Beverly Hills (where Gore stayed when he was attending the Oscars in 2007). The Enquirer claims to have a source at the Beverly Hills Hotel who said:
"The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her. He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.' "
What's next in the allegations department for this guy? I'm fully expecting the next masseuse that comes forward will say something like Gore donned a Zorro mask and started doing naked pirouettes to the sound of the old song, "Whip It," by Devo. And if it's ever alleged that he lapsed into full-on Tony Montana Scarface-speak during one of these incidents, then we're really going to have something to talk about!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/exclusive_al_gore_sex_scandal_two_new_female_accusers_assault/celebrity/69024
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Postscript: AlGore's alleged behavior is starting to become SO over the top with every new allegation that he's threatening to become the next Rob Blagojevich, in terms of becoming an almost lovable complete cartoon character! I mean, just look at Blago: People of all persuasions, on the left, on the right, and Independent, have ceased having any malice towards the dude, since the man is just crazy and constantly entertains us! AlGore is on the fringe of the same territory. Note my various posts on the AlGore saga: I'm much more entertained than criticizing, as this stuff has progressed!
ReplyDeleteTypo alert: "Rod" Blagojevich. Truth Be Told: My biggest pet peeve when it comes to my sorry a$$ -- my propensity for typing way too fast and then not proofing my posts and comments nearly as closely as I should. I'm bad about that. Sue Me! ;)
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