Saturday, May 8, 2010

TOILET TIRADE: I've Heard of Not Wanting to Share the Bathroom, But This Is Ridiculous!


The New York Post reports today (link at bottom) of 56-year-old furniture store janitor lady Rosie Vaughan (pictured on left), who finally said enough's enough when it comes to people trying to use the store bathroom while she's trying to clean it. As she cleaned the bathroom Friday, 35-year-old store salesman Alen Bairamoukov insisted upon using it. This time Rosie had reached her limit, and a hard-core wrestling match broke out right there in the $hithouse.

Rosie allegedly went berserk and "bashed a toilet-tank lid" over the salesman's noggin. Just for good measure, after "smashing the porcelain lid" up-side the salesman's melon, Rosie allegedly proceeded to go Twilight on his a$$, reportedly biting him right on the neck. He was also cut on the left hand during the melee. To her credit, however, Rosie reportedly quickly realized what she had done and called 911. She now faces assault charges, but is claiming self-defense.

The salesman's side of the story? He said, "I've had a good relationship with her for many years [and] I never expected anything like this." So the salesman, who claims he suffers from gastritis, says to her, he says, he says, "Rosie, I'm dying, please, I have to go inside." But he says Rosie told him, "Go next door!" When he refused, that's when all hell broke loose. No word yet on whether Rosie will be getting her walking papers from the store as a result of this little altercation. I say keep her on! If robbers ever try to knock over the store, they'll have to deal with Rosie!

http://www.newyorkpost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/janitor_gal_bathroom_beatdown_9xbL6ECy7UcdgqGU8fQoKK