Thursday, March 4, 2010

"Bikini Barista Accused of Selling More Than Just Coffee At an Espresso Stand." I've Heard of Spiking the Coffee, But This Is Ridiculous.

Cops in Washington state say that five baristas (female coffee servers) clad in bikinis have been brewing up more than just coffee at an espresso stand known as "Grab-n-Go." The shenanigans involved alleged prostitution at the Grab-n-Go, including "charging customers for touching certain body parts and stripping down while fixing the coffee." Apparently one of the bikini baristas has copped a deal to rat out the other four in exchange for having her charges dropped.

Know whom the real victim is here? The unsuspecting customer, that's who. He's the guy who hits the ole Grab-n-Go looking for nothing but a nice hot coffee. After sipping on the coffee for a little while, dude decides he'd like a fill-up. So he goes back to the counter and politely asks the bikini barista, "Uh Ma'am, I would like a Top Off please," and then he proceeds to receive much more than he had ever bargained for. Say the guy happens to have high blood pressure -- Can you say Heart Attack City? I for one hope they throw the proverbial coffee pot, errrr book, at these ladies.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789126/prostition-charge-against-bikini.html
http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20100304/NEWS01/703049783#Bikini.barista.told.to.stay.out.of.trouble.no.jail.time