Saturday, January 30, 2010

Oh My! How the Mighty Have Fallen!


Rip Torn -- once the ruler of his own kingdom, master of the massive and powerful Jun horde that pursued The Beastmaster to the edge of Hell, and owner of the highly esteemed title of "High-Priest Sorcerer" Maax -- gets thrown into a Connecticut hoosgaw this weekend for gettin' drunk, packin' heat, and trying to knock over a bank (allegedly). This may be one of the most dramatic falls from grace since footballer Todd Reesing turned Heisman crowing into a 7-game losing streak to wrap up his career at the University of Kansas. Heck, looking even more big picture, Torn's may be the biggest plunge in fortunes since God cast Lucifer out of Heaven and into The Abyss! "He used to rule the world -- Seas would rise when he gave the word..."

http://www.newyorkpost.com/p/news/national/actor_rip_torn_breaks_into_bank_kdpJfu8HvpPMtNwgAVBISP