No Bum Control: Jim Carrey Threatens to Release New Song for "U Heartless Motherfuckers Unwilling to Bend for the Safety of Our Kids!" How 'Bout a Lovely Dance With That Charming Song?

My immediate reaction to Carrey's "gun control" blast this week was to suggest that Carrey really should stick to his day job.  However, it then occurred to me that I've never found him all that funny in said day stint to begin with. And I don't think much of anyone else does anymore, either.

So what to do next? Well never fear, Carrey: "Dancing With the Stars" ain't going nowhere anytime soon. 'Course, no cursing allowed.

http://twitchy.com/2013/03/24/jim-carreys-cold-dead-hand-hey-heres-a-song-for-heartless-motherfckers-unwilling-to-bend-for-the-safety-of-our-kids/

"I'm Sittin' in a Railway Station," Waitin' on a Real Vacation, Late Last Week Across the Pond. Not Much to Do in Those Joints Except Write...

Cork Station (Rose Thighed Lady)

The pink girl has roses on her thighs.
The wheel girl has despair in her eyes.

The dyed hairs all have it upstairs.
The sad ones are a part of their chairs.

The top girl goes by way too fast.
The blonde girl politely shakes her ass.

Seeing people have dogs for their guide.
The fat guy just needs a ride.

The tights girl is very thin up top.
The hot girl looks at me to stop.

The old guy goes outside for a smoke.
The old girl wears fur for a joke.

The young girls wear Chucky Taylor shoes.
The ticket screen had only bad news.

The cute girl had a Papa Smurf charm.
But most of them are not so warm.

Now things just roll on out.
Like last days just a' coming about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsTNxVtS4c8

British Jackass Reporter: "Gun Control Debate Rages in Colorado, a Purple State That's Half Conservative & Half Liberal." 50-50 Leftists & Right-Wingers, Uh? Stick to What You Know, Redcoats...

So I'm over in Ireland this week, see -- and I'm watching this (S)Limey news show, since there's little over here to watch because the TV channels tend to stink worse than a Superfund cleanup effort at an Alabama shithouse. And this Brit buffoon news reporter spouts the above-quoted bullshit definition of an American "purple state"...

Leaving aside why the Limeys or an Irish audience here would even give a rat's ass about American gun policy (you gots nothing to worry about in your own borders?), let me take a moment to explain to the Europeans what a damn "purple state" is in America:

"Purple state" means there are about the same number of blinded, group-thinking freaks in the state who call themselves members of the leftist democrat party and members the right-winger gop-er party. But there's absolutely no correlation between that and the entire population being "50-50" democrat party and gop-er...

Because you see, Europe, we have a little something here in "the States" known as the Independents, and we comprise about a third or more of the people. And in a "purple state," to set you straight, that typically means about 1/3 democrat party, 1/3 gop-er party, and 1/3 damn pesky Independents.

I mean, DAMN! I don't go around talking about Brit political culture as it involves the right-winger "tories" and leftist "labour" partisans -- since, you know, I know nothing about it, I don't live there, and I don't care!

How bouts giving us the same respect, Brits? If you don't know, keep your damn tea holes shut! I swear, hearing that shit this week almost had me tossing a shoe at my little tiny European hotel TV like I was my old man watching a Reagan speech circa 1982 or something. Do not upset me like that!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2294737/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-wears-Union-Jack-bikini-matching-stilettos-suns-Hollywood.html

Postscript: There was nothing overly compelling to illustrate this post, so I just went with a hot broad sporting a Limey bikini -- in the form of new pics from American model and actress Jennifer Nicole Lee when she was recently spotted "strutting around a pool in LA" (link above). Gots to have some art, no?

Many Missouri Tiger Basketball Fans Don't Care Much for MU Being Sent to Kentucky to Play Louisville in 2nd Round of NCAA Tourney: What Are Ya Crazy, MU Fan -- The First Round'll Probably Gonna Kill Ya!

Just what in the hell has MU Fan seen this year to lead him to believe that MU is more likely than not to defeat the Colorado State team led by that crazy Natty Light-chuggin', Man-Boob sportin', Agent Mulder lookalike freak Larry Eustachy?

This very talented MU team has underperformed all season and has exhibited all the mental toughness of a Frank Haith strip joint appearance (see unbeaten at home, nearly winningless on the road, and mediocre at best at neutral sites).

Sorry, but unlike Haith and all his players, I'm a Missourian.  Show Me something (anything) before I extend to you an ounce of confidence, props, or respect, MU basketball team.  So funny like that, me.

http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=10590763

Playing with Fire: Far Leftist HBO Guy Bill Maher Has Audacity to Complain About Stifling Federal & State Income Tax Rates in Joints Like Cali -- What Is This Fool Thinking!?!

Maher's running a huge risk of alienating his entire so-called audience, i.e. the leftist 20 percenter base of the democrat party. And in the process, he's exhibiting a complete and surprising ignorance of some the basic principles for which his people are all about...

To wit: To be a leftist is to fixate -- obsessively and incessantly -- on which leftist policy can be foisted upon the populace today while still getting away with it now and leaving more for tomorrow.  Never mind if the now is only a drop in the bucket towards what the leftists really want to accomplish eventually...

Leftists live in the moment, and never let a deranged tragedy or good crisis go to waste.  In their world view, the best thing is always to foist what they can right now, and reserve further foisting until the future.  The ends always justify the means for these people. (Most of these same words apply equally to the right-wingers; but shit, what power do those creeps even have anymore?)...

Leftists are like that big bald fat fuck white slimeball business manager on the classic "Twilight Zone" episode named "A Stop at Willoughby":  Push, Push, Push, Push, Push is the name of their game, since it's a "push, push, push business" and "world," according to them.  Meaning to push as far as you can right now, with more to follow later when a political opportunity presents itself.

That goes for taxes:  Push them as high as can be foisted now, and then revisit pushing them even higher later.  It goes for bigger government:  Foist it just as big as can be accomplished now, and then we'll push, push, push it even bigger later on.

Which brings me to Maher:  What part of these basic tenets of leftist 20 percenter doctrine does this radical leftist freak not understand?!?  Never question how high tax rates might get or how huge the government is getting, Maher!  What are ya, over there, a racist right-winger or something?

Which is exactly what his audience is going to start saying if Maher doesn't watch it.  And BTW, how demented have things become when I, The Rager understand these leftists better than they understand themselves, and I, The Rager have to explain to these leftists how they're supposed to act?!?  Talk about some damn sick shit over here.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/03/16/bill-maher-california-income-taxes-liberals-you-could-actually-lose-m#ixzz2NiYzskrX

Postscript:  I knew I could find a second to do a blog post or two even while out of the country and working hard in the Ireland this week.  It's just in my green blood after four years, I guess.

Mississippi Tells Leftist NYC Mayor Bloomberg to G-F-Y, Passing "Anti-Bloomberg" Bill This Week! But Which Place Would YOU Want to Live?

Mississippi's "anti-Bloomberg" bill will reportedly "ban local limits on [restaurant] portion sizes and on requirements to post calorie counts."  Sounds to me like little more than political grandstanding, since you can't tell me there's a bunch of localities in ol' Dixie just clamoring to institute a gaggle of far leftist, Bloomberg-inspired, nanny-state food and lifestyle rules!...

But regardless, this story (link below) got me thinking: Which place would I (and would you) rather live? In Bloomberg's twisted land of Big Brother and huge-government control of the mundane details of our everyday lives? Or in the land of racists, rednecks and smelly shithouses?

I say you can keep 'em both. I think I'll stay right here in eastern Kansas. I've yet to see a single outdoor shitter over here, nor have I witnessed any more bigots or racists here than most any other place in the country (those louts tend to exist everywhere).

And our state government here largely stays out of our diets, personal habits, and paychecks. The only bad thing around here are those damn blasted jayhawkers (a real Debbie Downer, I must say), although even this Missourian has learned to coexist.  

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/passes-anti-bloomberg-bill-bans-limits-portions-posting-calorie-counts-article-1.1286804

She Made a Habit of It: "Ohio Nun Charged with Voter Fraud" for Voting Twice in 2012, Faces 18 Months in the Hoosegow. We Could Use this Twisted Sister Over in Rome This Week!

Cops in Ohio say 54-year-old Sister Marguerite Kloos has already agreed to plead guilty to the voter fraud charge, while also already resigning her reported Deanship at the College of Mount St. Joseph's (this dame actually makes Dean Wormer look like a damn Saint!). 

So Mother Superior's gots some free time on here not-so-devine, fast little votin' hands...

And I say let's get her all gussied up in one of those crazy Cardinal costumes (see above) and get her unholy voter fraud ass over to the Vatican! And I mean Pronto, Prioress...

If we can line up just a handful of ballot-stuffin' broads like this one, the election of Jeremy Irons as our next Pope is already in the bag, baby!  Just make sure to vote early and often, sick sister.



http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130311/NEWS0107/303110080/Nun-2-others-face-vote-fraud-charges?gcheck=1&nclick_check=1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/11/cardinal-fashion-show-vatican-wear-photos_n_2852944.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Cardinals Set to Begin Papal Conclave This Week "Amid Scandal": Why Not Make Things Easy & Just Elect Jeremy Irons the Next Pope?

He already has multiple years experience sitting on the papal throne as Pope Alexander VI (formerly known as Spanish Cardinal Rodrigo Borgia), and I think he'd be a great choice.  Besides, Irons' prior accomplishments as Pontiff-in-chief have been myriad, meritorious and marveling, including (as historically and very accurately portrayed on the Showtime series, "The Borgias"):

• Irons was instrumental early on in his Papacy in expanding the College of Cardinals, which increased opportunities for priests everywhere.  (OK, he also stacked the expanded College with Cardinals friendly to him  -- a rather shrewd move, truth be told, that would be akin to Obama unilaterally adding two new Justice positions to the U.S. Supreme Court in order to obtain a leftist majority).


• Irons betrothed his hot daughter Lucrezia to an old ugly brute of a man named Giovanni Sforza and forbade his old lady (Lucrezia's mother) from attending the wedding of her daughter. Meantime, through the Sforza alliance, Irons stuck even more valuable political influence in his back pocket. Smooth.


• Irons took on several young hottie broads as mistresses (including, on occasion, more than one on the same evening and at the same time) since all work and no play always makes Popey a dull boy, after all.


• Irons fended off the sacking of Rome by the short, smelly and grotesque French King Charles by bribing His Majesty with the crown of plague-torn Naples. (The cunning negotiator Irons could sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Donald Trump if he had a mind).


• Next, when the angry and plague-ridden Charles returned from Naples to sack Rome for good this time, Irons cleverly used a bunch of phoney, life-like looking cannons to fool and scare away the diminuitive, stinky Frenchman once and for all.  And to show his appreciation, Irons gave a little tour of the Papal Bedroom to the young female who designed the fakes. Such gratitude.


• As pictured above, Irons became perhaps the first great Nicotine Fiend of Rome, as in Season 2 he took to smoking big cigars (received from the New World sans a Cadillac car) right there in the damn Vatican while holding court and granting audiences!


• Finally, after a rogue priest incited young punks in Florence to engage in the Bonfire of the Vanities, Irons promptly had said priest burned to death at the stake in front of a frothing crowd in Rome. That'll teach 'em to mess around with our little luxuries and electronic devices!

So why drag this out, Cardinals? Keep it short. Keep it sweet. And please do the right thing by restoring Jeremy Irons to his Papal pulpit. He looks good in a white beanie, and he's never so much as even whiffed the Hitler Youth.

http://wtop.com/220/3244222/Vatican-conclave-likely-to-start-early-next-week
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130304/DA4Q9A201.html

Right-Winger Rand Paul Filibusters for 13 Damn Hours on the Senate Floor This Week! Now THAT's Impressive (For NON-Political Reasons)...

Paul's performance filibustered Obama's nomination of John Brennan for CIA director (over Obama's position that drone strikes can be used domestically on U.S. citizens in extraordinary circumstances), but neither that political minutiae nor Paul's typical brand of far right-winger, tea party "libertarian" politics is really the point here...

Instead this observation:  I've given a fair number of presentations and speech-like appearances in my time, but I think the longest one ever I've ever done (at least solo) clocked in around an hour and a half.  And it was damn hard talking even that long without any respite!

Advice: If you ever have to do that, make sure to have at least a couple bottled waters on hand, lest you wish a repeat of Marco Rubio's recent drymouth debacle after the State of the Union.

And back to the point: Just look at this Rand Paul goof -- Thirteen freakin' hours! I may never credit Paul for much of anything ever again, but my hat's off to that shit. To quote Butch Cassidy: I couldn't do that -- could you do that?!?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57572975/rand-paul-ends-filibuster-against-cia-director-nominee-after-almost-13-hours/

Slimeball Leftist Dictator Hugo Chavez Dead: Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Oliver Stone & Others Lose a Good Buddy...

"I mourn a great hero," film director Oliver Stone lamented over the fallen authoritarian dictator.  "I lost a friend I was blessed to have," cried Sean Penn for good measure.

But sorry leftists, for as usual, I have a different take:  Good riddance. The world is a much better place with sleazebuckets like Chavez living in Gonersville.

But maybe I'm just sort of weird like that -- all prejudiced and shit against "benevolent" dictators worth $2 billion bullying around their own people, opposing viewpoints, and the media. So un-progressive, me.  (BTW: Someone didn't pay his fair share!)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hugo-chavez-dead-sean-penn-426205

Report: "Men Prefer Rihanna's Taut Tummy" to Kelly Brooks' Curvy Body. Say What? Who Are These Men, and Have They Been Hauled to the Hoosegow Yet for Tokin' on La Paca Lolo!?!

Nothing wrong with Rihanna, mind you. She and her six pack (immediately above) are certainly hot. But just take a gander above at Kelly Brook's freakin' two pack!

Give me the Rack over the Six Pack any day of the week. You have seen my Ladies Panel, no?  And I do wish the UK Daily Mail would stop purporting to speak for "men" everywhere. After all, they broke the damn mold on some of us out here. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2285945/All-abs-Women-want-David-Beckham-pack-boys-men-prefer-Rihannas-taut-tummy-Kelly-Brooks-curvy-bottom.html

HOW DARE YOU! democrat party Members Object to Display of the National Debt Clock at Congressional Hearing This Week!

Much like a morbidly obese individual or a vampire broad on "True Blood,"  leftist 20 percenter democrat party loons like the pictured Maxine Waters apparently really hate looking in the mirror (Waters also being the braintrust who actually claimed this week that "sequester" would kill 170 million American jobs!).  So whatever ya do, don't show the leftists that damn pesky National Debt Clock! (Link to story below).

After all, they, along with the two worst presidents of my lifetime (Obama  and W Bush) and an often complicit gop-er party over the past 13 years, are directly responsible for the unforgivable and ever-growing $16.5 trillion national debt from which we are unlikely to ever fully escape.

But hey, if I was responsible for threatening the very well-being of myriad future generations of Americans, I probably wouldn't want to be reminded of that fact either.  Maybe Obama can just furlough away the Debt Clock in the "sequester"?

http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/26/democrats-complain-about-presence-of-debt-clock-on-capitol-hill/#ixzz2M3fq0vz3

Sequester Pester: Sorry Obama, But Most Americans Have "Cliff Fatigue," Don't Care, and Are Paying Little Attention to Your Latest Contrived Fiscal "Crisis"...

Why would I pay much attention to it? No one else is (despite the best efforts of banner lead stories from the likes of the Kansas City Star, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, etc., etc.). One poll from recent days (link below) found that "barely one in four Americans said they'd heard much about the automatic spending cuts" known as "sequester" and set to take effect starting March 1.

The cuts reportedly amount to only 2.5% of the huge annual federal budget deficit this year (meaning they would cut merely into the additional spending scheduled to be added to such deficit) and are but a microscopic drop of piss in an Alabama shithouse towards a balanced annual budget -- let alone any impact on the massive $16.5 trillion national debt.

By all accounts, Obama (whose idea the "sequester" was in the first place in 2011) has been almost exclusively focused in recent weeks on politicking and trying to blame the "sequester" on gop-ers before the fact and trying to scare people about its impact, instead of spending even an ounce of time on trying to reach a deal with gop-ers to avert the automatic spending cuts.

But most Americans, it seems, are growing tired of these "sky is falling," so-called "crises" every several months from Obama and are paying little attention. And good for them. Typically what results from these "crises" is very little or no actual cuts in spending, coupled with punting debt issues down the road.

And regardless of whether "sequester" comes to fruition or is averted, we'll have the same result again:  Nothing in the way of meaningful spending cuts. So at the end of the day: I couldn't care less what happens on Friday. You may not even see me featuring "sequester" again as a main blog topic (tonight as the one and only). To repeat, sorry Barry: You're now really boring us over here.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/02/president-obama-faces-cliff-fatigue-in-latest-budget-fight/

Leading Geneticist This Past Week: "Human Intelligence Is Slowly Declining." But Frankly, I See No Evidence of Anything Like That...

Do you?

http://naturalsociety.com/leading-geneticist-human-intelligence-slowly-declining/

Rush Slimebaugh: "For the First Time I'm Ashamed of My Country." Why Don't We Leave "Country" Out of It, Partisan Ideologues?!?

And I'm talking about both sides. Just recall Michelle Obama's famous (and more than once repeated) line that she was never proud of her country until 2008.  But the USA -- the greatest country in which to live in human history -- ain't the problem nor the proper target here...

Rather leftist 20 percenter and right-winger ideologue freaks like Slimebaugh and the first lady are the issue. Put another way, if you want to be ashamed of something, be ashamed of our rotten, corrupt political system and the skunk politicians and talking heads on both extremes (the "bases" of the two rat-bait parties) who inhabit and prop that system up.

That type of shame is not merely excusable, but actually very much warranted and advisable. It's a shame I've held for a long time when it comes to our political system.

But alas, after several decades on this planet, I've come to realize there's very little I can do to change that same sleazebucket system. But no matter. That just gives me all the more motivation never to shut my mouth about it.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/02/limbaugh-sequestration-ashamed-of-my-country-87920.html

Political Skunks Eating Their Own: "Tea Party Group Pictures Rove as Nazi"! Now How Long Before This Gives Leftists Ideas?

I think I've now officially seen it all after seeing this story (link below) Tuesday:  Partisan ideologue slimeballs, apparently no longer content with simply calling everyone else Hitlers, Nazis and Stalins, have now taken to hitting up their own membership with this sort of vile foolishness!

After the right-winger tea party's blast towards gop-er sleazebucket Rove this week, I'm fully expecting leftist 20 percenters to soon get in on the act by tossing a few Hitlers and Stalins (as they love to do in general) at some of their own democrat party members. Just for good measure, maybe they can even fit in a few sophomoric "racist" accusations while they're at it?

And why not attack your own in addition to everyone else, after all? They're there, aren't they? Or so goes, I would assume, the partisan ideologue mentality (regardless of side).

I'm left to posit little more than this: These people are sick. They need help. Just don't ever look to me for any, you creeps.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/02/tea-party-group-pictures-karl-rove-in-nazi-uniform-87793.html

"Illegal Immigrant Tells Congress Not to Call Him Illegal." I've GOT to Try Using That One!

This illegal immigrant dude from last week (link below) has given me a great idea...

After receiving nearly countless speeding tickets from my years out on the streets and open road (including two more just in very recent months), I'm going to take a page from this illegal immigrant the next time a cop sticks his big snout in my window and asks for the ol' license and registration...

"Hey copper, so I may have been going 88 in a 70, but don't call me a speeder," I intend to bark at said fuzz.  Yeah, that's the ticket (in more ways than one).

And if the fool then tries to write me up, I'm gonna threaten to sue his flatfoot ass for discrimination against lawbreaking speed demons, as well as for hate speech ("speeder").

You see: You can learn a lot from an illegal immigrant.



http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/feb/13/illegal-immigrant-tells-congress-not-call-him-ille/

Now THIS Is a Makeover! And Can I Get the Contact Info on Pepper's Makeover Artist So I Can Send It Along to Some Political Slimeballs?

For months late last year and early this year, I knew her only as "Pepper" -- the grotesque, yet personable little lunatic on FX's "American Horror Story: Asylum."  Yes, Pepper could get down on the dance floor (see the "Name Game" music video from "Asylum"/link below), but she sure was a bit of a frightful freak to look at. Leastways, that is, 'til Pepper Got Pizzazz...

The photos above and linked story below reveal that since the end of Asylum's filming, Pepper (actress Naomi Grossman) has undergone one of the most miraculous makeovers since Alice Brady turned into cousin Sergeant Emma on the "Brady Bunch."

And now I want a little taste for myself. Just enough to wet my beak over here. I want to know the name of Pepper's makeover artist and want to pass along said artist's Outlook Contact or business card to others similarly in need. It's just my helpful nature.

I mean, just in the sleazy political world, you've got plenty of gruesome trolls long overdue for a good makeover: We're talking, just by way of example, the loutish likes of (1) literal greaseball Ted Cruz (gop-er senator), (2) multi-chinned Mitch McConnell (gop-er senate minority leader), (3) Captain Kangaroo offspring David Axelrod (Obama's rather hideous hatchet man), and (4) the notorious Anthony's Weiner (whose still-aspiring political career itself needs a complete makeover), just to name a few.

But I'm officially reserving the first politician makeover to an individual who perhaps needs it the most: A peculiarly slippery creature who needs a new hairdresser even more than Rihanna apparently needed a bath. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the pathological, hypocritical, and always unbearable -- Patty "Wasserman" Simpson!





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2277817/American-Horror-Storys-Naomi-Grossman-unrecognisable-smoulders-new-photo-shoot.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_855559&feature=iv&src_vid=3e37NtAYb5g&v=5MG4UnjnI_k