The Independent Rage: She Made a Habit of It: "Ohio Nun Charged with Voter Fraud" for Voting Twice in 2012, Faces 18 Months in the Hoosegow. We Could Use this Twisted Sister Over in Rome This Week!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

She Made a Habit of It: "Ohio Nun Charged with Voter Fraud" for Voting Twice in 2012, Faces 18 Months in the Hoosegow. We Could Use this Twisted Sister Over in Rome This Week!

Cops in Ohio say 54-year-old Sister Marguerite Kloos has already agreed to plead guilty to the voter fraud charge, while also already resigning her reported Deanship at the College of Mount St. Joseph's (this dame actually makes Dean Wormer look like a damn Saint!).

So Mother Superior's gots some free time on here not-so-devine, fast little votin' hands...

And I say let's get her all gussied up in one of those crazy Cardinal costumes (see above) and get her unholy voter fraud ass over to the Vatican! And I mean Pronto, Prioress...

If we can line up just a handful of ballot-stuffin' broads like this one, the election of Jeremy Irons as our next Pope is already in the bag, baby! Just make sure to vote early and often, sick sister.