"Minnesota High School Cheerleader Charged With Pimping Out 16-Year-Old Female Teammate"! Where Was This Pom Pom Pimp Broad When I Was in High School?!?

The sick little number (18-year-old Montia Parker/mug above) could've signed me up for that gig faster than you can shout, "Ready, OK!"

(Presuming, that is, that Parker needed to add a gigolo to her hookin' stable).

I was always looking for a quick big buck back in the day. Damn pesky $3.35 minimum wage.

So first it was all these MILF teachers who bang the dude students, and now we gots high school pimp dames. I definitely was born into the wrong era.

http://news.yahoo.com/minnesota-high-school-cheerleader-charged-pimping-teammate-133620967.html