This chain of donut joints may want to leave it at that, truth be told. Because last I checked, Dunkin' Donuts is still allowed to do business in the Big Apple and DC. And it's always wise to leave sleeping leftists lie. (SOMEONE wants a nice IRS Audit over there!)
'Course, if Dunkin' Donuts really wants to light a leftist fire, I gots some suggestions over here for additional new sandwich items (in no particular order):
-"Lard Lover's Delight on Licorice." (Choice of red or black, and I'm not talking about the licorice).
-"The Manhole": A dozen scrambled eggs flattened like a roadway, topped and inundated with a seemingly bottomless circle of Nestle's chocolate syrup.
-"Hubba Bubba, No Trubba": Bubble gum-tasting goo packed into a plus-sized chocolate-chip pancake.
-"The Polish Bearclaw": You'll forget you're eatin' bear the second you bite into that giant sausage inert.
-"The Smelly Jelly": Who'd have dreamed it, as grilled scallops and mussels find their way into an old fashioned stuffed grape jam donut.
-"The Worcester Windbreaker": Channel your inner Brit with an over-sized English muffin smothered with a healthy heap a' quail eggs and a pound of pork'n'beans.
-"Long John Liver": Generous portions of chicken and cow livers barely beneath your chocolate frosting!
-"The Banana Spit": Need to get your a.m. nicotine fiend fix on? We've got ya covered with a lot more than just bananas in your morning muffin.
-"The Preggers Po' Boy": You need not be Kim Kardashian to feast on a deep fried dill pickle wrapped in a blanket.
-"My Kraut-Mick Friend": Buttered cabbage and taters wrapped inside a savory apple strudel. You won't know what hit 'cha!
http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-dunkin-donuts-bacon-breakfast-sandwich-20130603,0,7746769.story
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