They say that come summer, folks in Houston get hotter than a tick in a tin-roofed Alabama shithouse. I guess so, too. Because why else would a local woman allegedly leave her injured kids at the scene of a car crash and make a beeline to the nearest CVS in order to strip down naked and polish off a frozen treat? Must've been 150 degrees that day (and damn it, she wasn't gonna stay in that hot car any longer!)...
Cops in Houston say the freakish chain of events (perhaps a first of their kind in recorded human history) got started with a bang that day, as 34-year-old Stephanie Dillard (pictured above) reportedly plowed her car into a city bus (link to full story below). Her three kids, also in the car, were reportedly "shaken up" and sustained minor injuries -- including her 5-year-old, who "suffered a large gash over one eye."
Dillard's reaction? Maybe call an ambulance? Or take the kids to the hospital? Nope, none of the above. Instead, Dillard allegedly chose the next most natural and logical option, meaning she took off on foot in search of the first joint where she could get her hot little hands on some nice cool ice cream (allegedly). Of course! What else would she possibly do at that point?
Dillard next found her dairy delight at a nearby CVS, but that apparently just wasn't quite enough the cut the ol' custard with her. Either because of that stifling heat, or because she didn't want to drip any meltings on her threads, Dillard's next step -- as she continued to enjoy the ice cream -- was allegedly to throw a little strip show right there in the damn drug store!
And I guess this disrobed dessert lover (allegedly) didn't see anything too unusual in this whole scene; you know, a broad in her birthday suit sucking on the soft serve inside the CVS. So maybe that's why cops say she gave them such a chilly reception and put up a big fight when they tried to slap the ol' cuffs on her bare-skinned behind.
Now this stark-naked sorbet skirt faces up to two years fully-clothed in the local freezer (the kind with bars), as cops lowered the big chill on her with a 1/2 gallon's worth of child endangerment charges -- perhaps making this the saddest case of bare-ass brain freeze in recent recollection.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161567/Naked-mom-eating-ice-cream-drug-store-leaving-INJURED-children-wrecked-car.html
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