One Big Boob Job of a Plan: "Buxom Bandit" Broad in Australia Allegedly Knocks Over a Gas Station After Opening Up Her Blouse But NOT Thinking to Cover Her Other Melon at the Same Time!

Either this broad really likes to show off her cleavage in public, or else she thought the attendant would be so busy staring at them big bazongas that he wouldn't be able to remember a facial description to give to the cops.  Psssst to Bosomy Bust Babe: Next time, try a damn ski mask! (And cover them surveillance cams for chrissakes!).

Cops down under say this big bazoomed 20-something Aussie babe is on the run for the moment, following her knife-wielding stickup job, but they say she probably "won't evade capture for long" given her "series of schoolgirl blunders" (links to full story at bottom)...

One such gaffe would be forgetting to cover that mug under a mask (always the first rule of any gas station owl job).  Also, failing to wear a baggy, closed top (which would've concealed that very distinctive pair of fun bags) wasn't the sharpest of moves either, truth be told. 

During her big rack attack, this stacked-up skirt also reportedly wore a glove to conceal fingerprints -- but only one glove for some unknown reason (maybe she really did need the loot in order to afford a full pair). Topping off the missteps from this well-endowed comic caper was this shapely little dish's failure to cut (or at least hide) them long blonde locks -- making her, again, even easier to identify.

Ultimately, cops say this voluptuous moll wannabe got away with only a small amount of money from this half-baked piece of work. But hey, even Bonnie Parker had to start somewhere, no?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/02/buxom-bandit-robs-gas-station_n_1642874.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2167608/Buxom-Bandit-Australian-policemen-line-investigate-case.html