Now That Was Cool: Episode 1 of SyFy Network's New Series "Defiance" Kicks Ass, But I Would Caution That It Was ONLY the Pilot...

"Defiance" (first episode Monday night) tells the science fiction story of a world (in particular, a rundown futuristic St. Louis, Missouri) some three decades in the future following a world war between invading aliens of various and highly diverse species against the humans. An armistice was declared some 15 years earlier, but the humans can only co-exist so well with the aliens, and the various alien species/races are even worse at co-existing amongst each other!, it seems...

But what made the show very entertaining for me was the writing, acting and characters: It reminded me a lot of some swashbuckling 80's (or earlier) action adventure film or series, full of larger-than-life heroes and heroines who enjoy needling each other and being self-deprecating almost as much as they love whipping some slimeball's ass...

Not to mention, (1) the obvious Han Solo angle when the anti-hero pursues self-interest and declines participating in the big battle, only to change his mind and return (as does his badass daughter), and (2) the fact that you can never go wrong casting the likes of Graham Greene and Jaime Murray in the same piece of work!

In short, it was a ton of fun. But alas, I've been taken in before. I've watched many an outstanding pilot for a new series, only to observe how much things went way downhill once the regular episodes began. For now, I'll be looking forward to and watching the next "Defiance." But I've come to hate vouching for anything or anyone. So don't disappoint me, lest you wish to garner some of my real Rager defiance, "Defiance"!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/maureen-ryan/defiance-review_b_3082390.html

Mammary Monday: It Certainly Wasn't a Slow Weekend for Breasts...

To wit, and from the top:

-Good Gazongas! Salma Hayek struts around Beverly Hills with an unbuttoned, "skin-tight cardigan accenting her assets."  Frankly, I never knew she had 'em (not quite like THOSE, Leastways)!

-Bap in Black: Socialite Tamara Ecclestone busts out a "tight black frock" in London. The world could use more of these socialites.

-Balcony Open:  I saw a story this weekend that it's actually good for a broad's bazooms to go bra-less. But trust me, ladies, any reason will due.  That's model and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley above, sans the bra in West Hollywood last week.

-"Rise and Shine":  A shapely shoeshine dame on Wall Street focuses on the feet while you focus on the meat puppets. If she starts tossing in a lap dance on top of that shine, then I'm headin' straight for south Manhattan, baby!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2308133/Busty-Salma-Hayek-draws-attention-voluptuous-figure-bright-yellow-skin-tight-cardigan.html
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/rise_and_shine_tEtMZKROW0sqDDibxG552O
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2307707/Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley-shows-sensational-figure-tight-halterneck-sweater-sheer-skirt.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2307903/Tamara-Ecclestone-shows-tattoos-tight-little-black-dress-My-Beautiful-Ball.html

[Postscript: Obviously, this post was written over the weekend and posted some 15 hours before the Boston Marathon Bombing occurred.  And you terrorists can G-F-Y if you think I'll yank down MY POST just because you went and murdered people like the sub-human slugs that you are.  Frankly, I'm inclined not to give you slimes even the time of day beyond this quick mention.  I've already written my Wednesday post, and you sleazes are mentioned nary once within it. Ha Ha!] 

"Drink Till You Drop: California Bill Allows 4:00 a.m. Last Call"! Contrary to Prior Statements, Maybe I Do Need to Ponder a Move to the Land of Freaks & Nuts...

I'm tempted to take back every rotten thing I've ever said about Cali.  Sure, it might be the most far leftist state in the country (although New York would whack me out for that assertion). And yes, Cali treats its taxpayers as if they're lucky to be taking home even one red cent from their damn paychecks. Of course also, Cali heaps more regulations on individuals and businesses than a Fidel Castro wet dream...

However, what's a little incursion into personal freedoms between friends, no? Especially when we're talking about one of the first states that might keep the booze flowing statewide until 4:00 a.m. or a little after every night (link below)!?!

But oh yeah, I almost forget that I don't do that shit no more. If only this new California law had come around a bit earlier -- the loony leftist 20 percenter state of California might've just had me at hello!  Damn pesky intervening years.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_LAST_CALL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-04-09-05-26-01

"As For the Action, I Liked It!" Russian Pres Putin Praises Topless Protesters Who Put on a Show for Him & German Chancellor Merkel This Week. Why Can't These Broads Ever Show Up for Obama?

All of we get from Obama are the endless campaign speeches (even after the campaign is over) in which he says the same vaguely and not-so-vaguely disguised leftist talking points over and over again (see my State of the Union coverage). Boring!...

Obama's minions should recruit some of these hot little European numbers from this "women's rights group Femen" to spruce up Obama's typically sleep- inducing public appearances...



These cute little dishes apparently dislike Putin's penchant for acting like a "dictator" (including his jailing of the punk group "Pussy Riot" last year), and I'm sure they'd also be willing to take off them tops for the likes of Obama -- who's never met an executive order or other generally overbearing executive action that he doesn't like.

Obama could even ready up a few quick one-liners to say in response to the boob show, ala Putin. I'd personally suggest: "See your rack? You didn't build that."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/9978447/Bemused-Vladimir-Putin-and-Angela-Merkel-confronted-by-topless-Femen-protester-in-Hanover.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305706/That-s-eye-opener-Putin-

SHOCK: Georgia High School Reportedly Still Holds Separate Proms for Black and White Students! Is This 1913?

I had to look at the date on this story from late last week (link below) just to make sure it wasn't an April Fools item. It reports that Wilcox County High School in rural Georgia still holds (and apparently only allows students to attend) segregated proms and homecoming dances, meaning separate dances for whites and blacks...

On the bright side of this sad state of affairs, a group of students of both races is rebelling against the disgusting dance policy and is organizing an "integrated" prom where people of both races will have the freedom to attend together. Such a progressive concept over there! (Whoops, I just used the P-Word. Sorry.)

This sick story also got me thinking: Maybe I've been a bit too hard on such places as Alabama and Mississippi, always singling them out and what not as bastions of racism and outdoor shitter use...

So going forward, I'll be sure to sprinkle some "Georgia shithouse" references into the blog. Although, that leaves me with a bit of a quandary: Do I need to specify the race of said shithouse (since I can only assume the public shitters down in Wilcox County remain "separate but equal" to this day)?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2303732/Segregated-prom-Students-fight-integrated-prom-Georgia-county-minorities-banned-white-school-dance.html

She Ain't Shorty, She's My Lover: "Nashville" Hottie Hayden Panettiere, All of 5'1", Appears Set to Tie the Knot with Boxing Giant Wladimir Klitschko! Got Me Thinking...

Oftentimes the short stuff can be the hot stuff. Hot is hot, no matter if you're a damn Amazon or near a midget. And the reported Hayden-Klitschko engagement left me pondering the question of who are some of hottest little tiny celebrities walking the planet today? To wit, here's 10 (and in no particular order):



-Carmen Electra: 5 feet and 2 inches of absolute glamour model, Baywatch love!



-Elisha Cuthbert: There's plenty north of the border on the smallish 5'2" Canadian actress.



-Lacey Chabert: Why in the hell is the 5'3" Chabert known as much for her voice acting as her on-screen work? Get this hot little number on camera for cryin' out loud!



-Lucy Liu: When is Sherlock Holmes finally going to get it on with the 5'2" "Elementary" star? The sexual tension on that show rings louder than a Geiger counter in an Alabama shithouse.



-Sarah Michelle Gellar: Don't ever call Buffy stumpy, even if she is only 5'2".



-Ashanti: This extremely hot shorty singer is actually the giant of my list, measuring in at a robust 5'3"-and-a-half plus.  OH MY!



-Tila Tequila: At only 4'11", how in the hell does she lug those big things around?



-Jessica Simpson: Some (including likely her) claim Jessica is 5'3" or taller, but I have it on good authority (i.e. an unsubstantiated anonymous comment on an obscure website) that this blonde broad is really only 5'1".



-Eva Longoria: This 5'1" Latin firebrand (ass pictured above) could be 7'1" or 4'1" for all I care. Good Grief.



-Charlene Tilton: Sure she doesn't look quite the same anymore (who does?), but those of us who grew up in the 80's all had the teenage hots for the tiny (4'11") "Dallas" star who played the "sly, vixenish" Lucy Ewing. The Barbie Doll-esque Charlene will ALWAYS stand tallest on my shorty hot list bench!

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-hayden-panettiere-wladimir-klitschko-glamour-20130402,0,5900835.story

Game of Thrones Season 3 Premiere's Biggest Surprises: Bronn Lives! Ser Barristan Lives! Julius Caesar Lives! Get Ready for Some Good Ass-Kickings...

It wasn't at all clear whether Bronn (mercenary sidekick to the diminutive Lord Tyrion Lannister) survived the big battle at the end of S2. Or whether Ser Barristan was even still alive after the repulsive coward King Joffrey kicked him to the curb at the end of S1. Or whether Caesar's death near the end of S1 of "Rome" might have been greatly exaggerated...

But in a rather riveting S3 premiere to "Game of Thrones" on Sunday, all three badasses are STILL ALIVE! Which immediatedly provided some excitement and promise to S3 following an S2 that meandered about just a bit slowly for this one's tastes.

What's I'd really like to see now is a hardcore tag team match pitting (1) Bronn and Ser Barristan (with the midget in their corner) versus (2) Joffrey and his daddy, Jaime Lannister (with Joffrey's mama and evil Queen Cersei in their corner). Caesar can be the celebrity referee...

While Jaime could hold his own against either Bronn or Barristan (but not both), Joffrey's pathetic presence pretty much assures the deaths of both him and his pompous ass, incestuous old man. And here's hoping that black pirate dude (Saan) shows up at the end of the match to fulfill his S2 promise to go to King's Landing and bang the Queen. Now THAT would be cool!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/01/game-of-thrones-ratings-season-3-premiere_n_2993506.html

I May Boycott Amazon After It "Defends Use of the C-Word in One of its Retailer's Ads." Kids: Never Use the C-Word, L-Word or P-Word, Even If THEY Want You To...

Those three words are not used in this blog. Those words are vile. They are digusting. Crass. Repulsive. Inappropriate. And downright nauseating...

They're the three words that the deranged right-wingers of the gop-er party and loony leftist 20 percenters of the democrat party have chosen for themselves. And those creeps don't deserve the respect of being called what they want.

Which brings me to Amazon. If they're going to turn a blind eye to retailers using the C-Word, then I'm going to go full-on L-Word and P-Word on their ass and call for an Amazon boycott.

I mean, what's next from the retail giant? Assorted references to midgets working in "manholes" while hobos and stewardesses opposed to gay marriage mill about on the street? Someone needs a language correction. And I'm just the sort of PC-purveyor to provide it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2300492/Amazon-defends-using-c-word-lighthearted-offensive.html

Good (Friday) Grief! Google Reportedly Pressures Sweden Into Not Adopting "Ungoogleable" as a New Word This Week: As If There Aren't MANY Topics That Are Ungoogleable!

"Ungoogleable," BTW, means a topic, inquiry or question for which you won't get any meaningful response hits through a Google search. Sure, you'll get crap, but not anything directly responsive or on point.

Let's leave aside the fact that if you tell me not to use a word, then I'm sure to use it. Regardless of that, "ungoogleable" is a bona fide word completely on its own merits...

In just a few minutes, I can think of a whole host of ungoogleable topics (set forth in no particular order below). Google shouldn't take offense to this, but rather just acknowledge that certain contentions, propositions and talking points simply have nothing out there backing them up that's based in reality.  To wit:

• Documented anecdotes of the democrat party and gop-er party acting the best interests of the American people.


• The real name of the fool who does The Independent Rage blog.


• Compelling reasons why the predictable yet psychotic one-eyed "Governor" dude (pictured at the top) is still walking amongst the living on AMC's "The Walking Dead."


• Sports book advice to lay down a bet on a Kansas City or University of Missouri sports team to win any type of championship in the next several centuries.


• A new leftist environmentalist push to conserve clean water usage by moving back to outdoor shithouses.


• Concrete evidence that Gerald Butler and Matthew McConaughey really aren't the same person.


• A persuasive case why I should read hundreds of Tweets per day when the noteworthy ones are covered immediately on the news websites.


• White Castle, Whataburger and/or Cheese Bosco locations in Kansas City.


• A truthful appraisal of how a $16.5 trillion national debt really ain't "that big of a deal."


• And, Finally:  Confirmed testimonials as to actual, real-world talents possessed by the Kardashian sisters.

Ungoogleable, indeed. Chill out already, Google. (And for God Sakes, Sweden -- Stick Up for Your Damn Selves!).

http://www.thelocal.se/46940/20130326/

No Bum Control: Jim Carrey Threatens to Release New Song for "U Heartless Motherfuckers Unwilling to Bend for the Safety of Our Kids!" How 'Bout a Lovely Dance With That Charming Song?

My immediate reaction to Carrey's "gun control" blast this week was to suggest that Carrey really should stick to his day job.  However, it then occurred to me that I've never found him all that funny in said day stint to begin with. And I don't think much of anyone else does anymore, either.

So what to do next? Well never fear, Carrey: "Dancing With the Stars" ain't going nowhere anytime soon. 'Course, no cursing allowed.

http://twitchy.com/2013/03/24/jim-carreys-cold-dead-hand-hey-heres-a-song-for-heartless-motherfckers-unwilling-to-bend-for-the-safety-of-our-kids/

"I'm Sittin' in a Railway Station," Waitin' on a Real Vacation, Late Last Week Across the Pond. Not Much to Do in Those Joints Except Write...

Cork Station (Rose Thighed Lady)

The pink girl has roses on her thighs.
The wheel girl has despair in her eyes.

The dyed hairs all have it upstairs.
The sad ones are a part of their chairs.

The top girl goes by way too fast.
The blonde girl politely shakes her ass.

Seeing people have dogs for their guide.
The fat guy just needs a ride.

The tights girl is very thin up top.
The hot girl looks at me to stop.

The old guy goes outside for a smoke.
The old girl wears fur for a joke.

The young girls wear Chucky Taylor shoes.
The ticket screen had only bad news.

The cute girl had a Papa Smurf charm.
But most of them are not so warm.

Now things just roll on out.
Like last days just a' coming about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsTNxVtS4c8

British Jackass Reporter: "Gun Control Debate Rages in Colorado, a Purple State That's Half Conservative & Half Liberal." 50-50 Leftists & Right-Wingers, Uh? Stick to What You Know, Redcoats...

So I'm over in Ireland this week, see -- and I'm watching this (S)Limey news show, since there's little over here to watch because the TV channels tend to stink worse than a Superfund cleanup effort at an Alabama shithouse. And this Brit buffoon news reporter spouts the above-quoted bullshit definition of an American "purple state"...

Leaving aside why the Limeys or an Irish audience here would even give a rat's ass about American gun policy (you gots nothing to worry about in your own borders?), let me take a moment to explain to the Europeans what a damn "purple state" is in America:

"Purple state" means there are about the same number of blinded, group-thinking freaks in the state who call themselves members of the leftist democrat party and members the right-winger gop-er party. But there's absolutely no correlation between that and the entire population being "50-50" democrat party and gop-er...

Because you see, Europe, we have a little something here in "the States" known as the Independents, and we comprise about a third or more of the people. And in a "purple state," to set you straight, that typically means about 1/3 democrat party, 1/3 gop-er party, and 1/3 damn pesky Independents.

I mean, DAMN! I don't go around talking about Brit political culture as it involves the right-winger "tories" and leftist "labour" partisans -- since, you know, I know nothing about it, I don't live there, and I don't care!

How bouts giving us the same respect, Brits? If you don't know, keep your damn tea holes shut! I swear, hearing that shit this week almost had me tossing a shoe at my little tiny European hotel TV like I was my old man watching a Reagan speech circa 1982 or something. Do not upset me like that!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2294737/Jennifer-Nicole-Lee-wears-Union-Jack-bikini-matching-stilettos-suns-Hollywood.html

Postscript: There was nothing overly compelling to illustrate this post, so I just went with a hot broad sporting a Limey bikini -- in the form of new pics from American model and actress Jennifer Nicole Lee when she was recently spotted "strutting around a pool in LA" (link above). Gots to have some art, no?

Many Missouri Tiger Basketball Fans Don't Care Much for MU Being Sent to Kentucky to Play Louisville in 2nd Round of NCAA Tourney: What Are Ya Crazy, MU Fan -- The First Round'll Probably Gonna Kill Ya!

Just what in the hell has MU Fan seen this year to lead him to believe that MU is more likely than not to defeat the Colorado State team led by that crazy Natty Light-chuggin', Man-Boob sportin', Agent Mulder lookalike freak Larry Eustachy?

This very talented MU team has underperformed all season and has exhibited all the mental toughness of a Frank Haith strip joint appearance (see unbeaten at home, nearly winningless on the road, and mediocre at best at neutral sites).

Sorry, but unlike Haith and all his players, I'm a Missourian.  Show Me something (anything) before I extend to you an ounce of confidence, props, or respect, MU basketball team.  So funny like that, me.

http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=10590763

Playing with Fire: Far Leftist HBO Guy Bill Maher Has Audacity to Complain About Stifling Federal & State Income Tax Rates in Joints Like Cali -- What Is This Fool Thinking!?!

Maher's running a huge risk of alienating his entire so-called audience, i.e. the leftist 20 percenter base of the democrat party. And in the process, he's exhibiting a complete and surprising ignorance of some the basic principles for which his people are all about...

To wit: To be a leftist is to fixate -- obsessively and incessantly -- on which leftist policy can be foisted upon the populace today while still getting away with it now and leaving more for tomorrow.  Never mind if the now is only a drop in the bucket towards what the leftists really want to accomplish eventually...

Leftists live in the moment, and never let a deranged tragedy or good crisis go to waste.  In their world view, the best thing is always to foist what they can right now, and reserve further foisting until the future.  The ends always justify the means for these people. (Most of these same words apply equally to the right-wingers; but shit, what power do those creeps even have anymore?)...

Leftists are like that big bald fat fuck white slimeball business manager on the classic "Twilight Zone" episode named "A Stop at Willoughby":  Push, Push, Push, Push, Push is the name of their game, since it's a "push, push, push business" and "world," according to them.  Meaning to push as far as you can right now, with more to follow later when a political opportunity presents itself.

That goes for taxes:  Push them as high as can be foisted now, and then revisit pushing them even higher later.  It goes for bigger government:  Foist it just as big as can be accomplished now, and then we'll push, push, push it even bigger later on.

Which brings me to Maher:  What part of these basic tenets of leftist 20 percenter doctrine does this radical leftist freak not understand?!?  Never question how high tax rates might get or how huge the government is getting, Maher!  What are ya, over there, a racist right-winger or something?

Which is exactly what his audience is going to start saying if Maher doesn't watch it.  And BTW, how demented have things become when I, The Rager understand these leftists better than they understand themselves, and I, The Rager have to explain to these leftists how they're supposed to act?!?  Talk about some damn sick shit over here.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/03/16/bill-maher-california-income-taxes-liberals-you-could-actually-lose-m#ixzz2NiYzskrX

Postscript:  I knew I could find a second to do a blog post or two even while out of the country and working hard in the Ireland this week.  It's just in my green blood after four years, I guess.

Mississippi Tells Leftist NYC Mayor Bloomberg to G-F-Y, Passing "Anti-Bloomberg" Bill This Week! But Which Place Would YOU Want to Live?

Mississippi's "anti-Bloomberg" bill will reportedly "ban local limits on [restaurant] portion sizes and on requirements to post calorie counts."  Sounds to me like little more than political grandstanding, since you can't tell me there's a bunch of localities in ol' Dixie just clamoring to institute a gaggle of far leftist, Bloomberg-inspired, nanny-state food and lifestyle rules!...

But regardless, this story (link below) got me thinking: Which place would I (and would you) rather live? In Bloomberg's twisted land of Big Brother and huge-government control of the mundane details of our everyday lives? Or in the land of racists, rednecks and smelly shithouses?

I say you can keep 'em both. I think I'll stay right here in eastern Kansas. I've yet to see a single outdoor shitter over here, nor have I witnessed any more bigots or racists here than most any other place in the country (those louts tend to exist everywhere).

And our state government here largely stays out of our diets, personal habits, and paychecks. The only bad thing around here are those damn blasted jayhawkers (a real Debbie Downer, I must say), although even this Missourian has learned to coexist.  

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/passes-anti-bloomberg-bill-bans-limits-portions-posting-calorie-counts-article-1.1286804

She Made a Habit of It: "Ohio Nun Charged with Voter Fraud" for Voting Twice in 2012, Faces 18 Months in the Hoosegow. We Could Use this Twisted Sister Over in Rome This Week!

Cops in Ohio say 54-year-old Sister Marguerite Kloos has already agreed to plead guilty to the voter fraud charge, while also already resigning her reported Deanship at the College of Mount St. Joseph's (this dame actually makes Dean Wormer look like a damn Saint!). 

So Mother Superior's gots some free time on here not-so-devine, fast little votin' hands...

And I say let's get her all gussied up in one of those crazy Cardinal costumes (see above) and get her unholy voter fraud ass over to the Vatican! And I mean Pronto, Prioress...

If we can line up just a handful of ballot-stuffin' broads like this one, the election of Jeremy Irons as our next Pope is already in the bag, baby!  Just make sure to vote early and often, sick sister.



http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130311/NEWS0107/303110080/Nun-2-others-face-vote-fraud-charges?gcheck=1&nclick_check=1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/11/cardinal-fashion-show-vatican-wear-photos_n_2852944.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news