With Friends Like That: "Mitt Romney Wins Coveted Porn Star Endorsement" from Busty Bazonga Broad & Genre Legend Jenna Jameson! But Methoughts the gop-ers Want to Ban Porn?

This Bosomy Big Dawg Bimbo of porn Jameson says she's "looking very forward to a [gop-er] being back in office" (link at bottom).  "When you're rich, you want a [gop-er] in office," bellowed this buxom braintrust.

And she says she ain't believin' that hoofer hype about the deranged right-wingers wanting to put the ol' kibosh on the adult film racket:  "I think a lot of libs or lefties think all cons[ervatives] hate porn. I've always known different. Did Bush destroy my industry? Reagan? Did Bush Senior? NO, we thrived. We always will," posited the plus-sized porn priestess.

Now, when film legend Clint Eastwood gave Romney an endorsement of his own last week, I didn't even bat an eye, since my favorite screen actor of all-time doesn't appear in films anymore.  But Jenna Damn Jameson is still very active!  Which got me thinking...

I'd hate to even know some of the porn titles that may soon be showing up on Jenna's IMDB "filmography," what with her now apparently being an infatuated Romney supporter.  Here's 10 possible titles that may soon be forthcoming, although I'll take a flyer on each and every one of them (except maybe for the one with the science fiction angle -- I'm always a sucker for those pictures):

1.  Mormon Tallywhacker Sire

2.  One-Eyed Oralgamie Outsourcers from Outer Space

3.  Save His Horse, Ride a Romney

4.  Bain Salad Surgery Sluts

5.  Ragin' Right-Wing Rack Attack

6.  Get Your Mitties on My Tig Ol' Bitties!

7.  Full-Figured FlipFlop Floozies

8.  Romneyhood:  Stick It to the Whore

9.  Overseas Ass Gaffes

10.  Erection Day: Jenna Pulls His Lever


http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/06/mitt-romney-wins-coveted-porn-star-endorsement/