Friday, July 6, 2012

Keeping It Real? British Mom & Family Lament that 14-Year-Old Daughter Might Buck Family Tradition by NOT Getting Big Fake Boobs!


Maybe she just wants to be the rack sheep of the family. But Mama and four of her daughters say that youngest daughter Britney Marshall (pictured above with 53-year-old Mama Chantal and the other daughters) is just "going through a funny phase at the moment." And for a 14-year-old girl like Britney, of course, that can mean a lot of things: Such as starting to take an acute interest in boys. Or not feeling much like doing her homework. Or being oblivious to extracurricular activities. Or even -- apparently -- not being overly interested in getting a big giant boob job.  The lack of motivation in teenagers these days!

You see, in the Marshall family (links to full story at bottom), getting a huge fake balcony is as much of a rite of passage, it seems, as graduating grade school, going on a first date, or getting a drivers license.  Mama and four of her daughters (see immediately below) have all enhanced their headlights at various times to the tune of racks ranging in size from 32DD to 34HH (see second from right below -- Good Grief!).  If you're keeping score at home, that adds up to "13 operations, nearly six pints of silicon," and almost $80,000 expended.

And now Mama and the sisters are reportedly putting the full-can press on young Britney to encourage her to start saving up for a honker job of her own.  For the moment, however, Britney is telling them to bust off, saying she "has absolutely no desire to have breast implants":

"I'm too young to be thinking about having a boob job -- I just want to work hard in school," said the 14-year-old rebel.  "I believe a girl should do what she wants and at the moment I don't want to get a boob job," added the stubborn little ingrate.  Mama ain't none too happy, neither. As UK's Daily Mail reports: "This disturbing state of affairs has left [Mama] Chantal, who had great hopes for her young child, wondering where she has gone wrong."

But Mama ain't quite ready to thrown in the proverbial trainer bra just yet.  First noting that Britney "doesn't really have what I would say are boobs," Mama says she's fully encouraging Britney "to follow in her sisters' footsteps" (shouldn't that be their "bra straps"?) by getting a nice big set of fake gazongas.  Reasons Mama:  "I really love the fake look of my [other] girls and I know Britney will go that way when she's a bit older."  No pressure, though -- really.

Apparently Mama will be patient, for now, just so long as as Britney gets her head (and fake melons) on straight in time to go out partying and to get the ol' drink on with Mama and the other girls.  Spouted Mama:  "Obviously at 14, Britney's too young to go out drinking. But we know it won't be long before she's coming out on the town with us. I can't wait!But the world can, Mama. And here's hoping Britney can too.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4407048/Mother-Chantal-Marshall-and-her-4-girls-have-13-boob-ops-now-she-wants-one-for-daughter-14.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168513/Britney-Marshall-Meet-14-year-old-unlike-mother-sisters-refusing-breast-implants.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/05/britney-marshall-breast-implants_n_1650663.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News