Thursday, November 27, 2014

No Turkey Day Porker Any Longer: A Healthy Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Sweater Suckles in "Ultra-Sheer Top"!

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Damn.  Thems, I mean she's, lookin' good these days (pics from a recent stroll in the Big Apple with her...
Friday, November 21, 2014

So He Finally Gets Around to It After All These Years? Obama Announces He Will Ordain by Executive Order that Five Million Illegal Immigrants Shall Be Deemed de facto "Legal"...

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" I Will Make It Legal ," scowled Senator Palpatine. But no worries -- Palpatine didn't become The Emperor u...
Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Rotten Guys Finish First? Hot Little Number Anna Hansen Is STILL With Disgraced Bike Jockey Lance Armstrong!?!

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Look at that broad! Good Grief, she's healthy! Which is why I don't understand why she continues to stay with her ...
Thursday, November 13, 2014

Bossified: Old-Fangled Bruce Springsteen Angers "Concert for Valor" Crowd with Ancient Anti-War Song, But Says Not Word One About Obama's Current Bombing of Iraq & American Boots on the Ground There...

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At this week's Veterans Day "Concert for Valor" on the Mall in Washington DC, the old leftist 20 percenter warh...
Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Scrub Out: Nurse Allegedly "Killed Up to 38 Patients Because She Found Them Annoying"! But Here's Some Tips For Dealing With This Broad If You Draw Her at the Hospital...

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Look at that sly little grin! She's 42-year-old Italian nurse Daniela Poggiali (pictured above), and she's suspected ...
Wednesday, November 5, 2014

gop-er party Takes U.S. Senate Majority, & Adds to Its Majority in the U.S. House: Who Gives a Fuck?

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Right-wingers nationwide hail this as a great victory, while leftist 20 percenters cried before the election (even i...
Friday, October 31, 2014

Halloween Treat: "If I Want Casual Sex, I'll Do It!," Proclaims "Gone Girl" & "Blurred Lines" Broad Emily Ratajkowski, Posting Hot New Twitter Pic!

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The 23-year-old model/actress further spouts to Cosmopolitan:  "I feel lucky that I can wear what I want, sleep with...
Tuesday, October 28, 2014

SNAPSHOT: Nebraska High School Allows Students to Pose With Guns in School Pictures! Where Were Some of These Lax Restrictions When I Was a Schoolboy?

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Ordained recently by the Broken Bow, Nebraska, School District: 17 and 18-year-old students may pose with weapons (a...
Friday, October 24, 2014

I Am Getting SICK & TIRED of All the Smartphone Pics & Midwest Belly-Achin' Over the Michelle ObamaMeals in the Local Schools...

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...Don't these pessimistic little punks and their un-progres*ive parents realize that if they were in Syria or Somalia ...
Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Deadbeat democrat? "Obama's JPMorgan Credit Card Denied at Restaurant on New York City Trip." The Outrage!

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How dare JPMorgan!  Just because Obama's America can no longer pay its bills does NOT mean that Obama on a personal leve...
Friday, October 17, 2014

I'm SO Close: Stacking Up With "The Five Things Jennifer Lawrence Is Looking For in a Boyfriend"...

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Hey, Rager can hang! In November's Vanity Fair , the recent nude-photo-leaked (and Hunger Games and American Hu...
Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Sans Makeup, & in a Politically Correct, Non-Thinking, Group-Joining, Partisan Ideologue America I Often Don't Recognize Anymore, It's Great to See That Some Things Never Change...

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...Like Kelly Brock's tits. I struggle to cite too many other examples, however. http://www.dailymail.c...
Friday, October 10, 2014

Book Me, Dana! Hot Little Number Cop Reportedly Has Criminals "Clamoring" for Her to Tackle, Pat Down & Throw Her Busty Book at 'Em!

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Pics are from this flat-footed floozy's recent appearance on the street investigating a jewel heist. In tow, t...
Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Louse President: Mentally Challenged Joe Biden "Overstates Deaths in Joplin Tornado by 160839." Let's Just Call This Idiot "DAN"!

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161 were killed in Joplin.  But according to Joe Biden, it was 161,000. And I betcha this fool can't spell ...
Friday, October 3, 2014

Cajun Clambake: Two High School English Teachers in Louisiana Busted for Allegedly Having a THREESOME with 16-Year-Old Male Student!

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This may be the most proficient English student in human history:  He diagrammed both of their sentences for 'em. At ...
Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Harsh Indictment? Topless Drunk Splish Splash Man Gets the Good Book Thrown at Him For Taking a Bath in the Holy Water Trough at a Catholic Church!

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Take a look at this holy bevy of charges, many of which I gotta think are felonious:  (1) Arson; (2) Criminal Mischief; (3...
Friday, September 26, 2014

Two Out of the Blue: Where Did Britney Spears Get THOSE?!? Now That Opens Up a Whole Host of New Honker Possibilities!

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Pics are from recent excursion to the Kate and Lace lingerie store and the Wildflour Cafe in Thousand Oaks, Californi...
Tuesday, September 23, 2014

"Study: conserv*tives & l*berals Smell Different." True Enough (If Nuanced)...

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In my experience, right-wingers tend to smell like a moldy old unfinished basement in need of remediation. Leftists, in co...
Friday, September 19, 2014

Wardrobe Malfunction: democrat party National Chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson in Trouble With party Slimeballs for a Litany of Sins, Including ... Panhandling for New Threads?!?

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I'm frankly not sure how "Wasserman" Simpson has made it this long as democrat party Chairman.  She's n...
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Match These Two Misogynists in a Cage: GA Man Allegedly Starts Knife Fight w/ Female Pit Bull at Petsmart, While PA Groom Allegedly Feels Up & Tries to Force Drinks Down Pregnant Reception Employee After Wedding!

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It could be billed as the Battle of the Sexist Louts, with the East Coast Championship on the line, and I have a definite pred...
Friday, September 12, 2014

right-winger Website: "Ten Birthday Presents Bill Clinton's NOT Allowed to Have" This Summer, Including Irina Shayk & Kate Upton. Really right-wingers?

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Jeezal Peezal, right-wingers!  It's been 16 years since Bubba (who just recently turned 68 this summer) was last...