In my experience, right-wingers tend to smell like a moldy old unfinished basement in need of remediation.
Leftists, in contrast, would prefer that you live in a moldy old unfinished basement in need of remediation.
But leftists smell more like the inside of a Michael Moore fat roll.
Subtle difference.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/body-odor-preferences-politics-shared-article-1.1941311
http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/268219/speedreads-study-conservatives-and-liberals-smell-different