Friday, October 10, 2014

Book Me, Dana! Hot Little Number Cop Reportedly Has Criminals "Clamoring" for Her to Tackle, Pat Down & Throw Her Busty Book at 'Em!

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Pics are from this flat-footed floozy's recent appearance on the street investigating a jewel heist. In tow, t...
Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Louse President: Mentally Challenged Joe Biden "Overstates Deaths in Joplin Tornado by 160839." Let's Just Call This Idiot "DAN"!

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161 were killed in Joplin.  But according to Joe Biden, it was 161,000. And I betcha this fool can't spell ...
Friday, October 3, 2014

Cajun Clambake: Two High School English Teachers in Louisiana Busted for Allegedly Having a THREESOME with 16-Year-Old Male Student!

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This may be the most proficient English student in human history:  He diagrammed both of their sentences for 'em. At ...
Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Harsh Indictment? Topless Drunk Splish Splash Man Gets the Good Book Thrown at Him For Taking a Bath in the Holy Water Trough at a Catholic Church!

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Take a look at this holy bevy of charges, many of which I gotta think are felonious:  (1) Arson; (2) Criminal Mischief; (3...
Friday, September 26, 2014

Two Out of the Blue: Where Did Britney Spears Get THOSE?!? Now That Opens Up a Whole Host of New Honker Possibilities!

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Pics are from recent excursion to the Kate and Lace lingerie store and the Wildflour Cafe in Thousand Oaks, Californi...
Tuesday, September 23, 2014

"Study: conserv*tives & l*berals Smell Different." True Enough (If Nuanced)...

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In my experience, right-wingers tend to smell like a moldy old unfinished basement in need of remediation. Leftists, in co...
Friday, September 19, 2014

Wardrobe Malfunction: democrat party National Chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson in Trouble With party Slimeballs for a Litany of Sins, Including ... Panhandling for New Threads?!?

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I'm frankly not sure how "Wasserman" Simpson has made it this long as democrat party Chairman.  She's n...
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Match These Two Misogynists in a Cage: GA Man Allegedly Starts Knife Fight w/ Female Pit Bull at Petsmart, While PA Groom Allegedly Feels Up & Tries to Force Drinks Down Pregnant Reception Employee After Wedding!

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It could be billed as the Battle of the Sexist Louts, with the East Coast Championship on the line, and I have a definite pred...
Friday, September 12, 2014

right-winger Website: "Ten Birthday Presents Bill Clinton's NOT Allowed to Have" This Summer, Including Irina Shayk & Kate Upton. Really right-wingers?

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Jeezal Peezal, right-wingers!  It's been 16 years since Bubba (who just recently turned 68 this summer) was last...
Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Good Grief! Just Look at Her!

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I CANNOT believe how so completely tacky and shamelessly gaudy that awful necklace is! I guess I never realized be...
Friday, September 5, 2014

The Ol' Bait & Switch? Kansas democrat party U.S. Senate Candidate Quits, Leaving Only "Independent" Greg Orman To Take On right-winger gop-er Incumbent Pat Roberts. And POOF Goes My Enthusiasm for Orman...

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I know. I gots some 'splaining to do! Let's start here:  It's rare to see an Independent candidate make waves amo...
Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Got Dementia? "MSNBC Host Mike Dyson Says Barack Obama & Eric Holder Would Be 'Great Choices' For the Supreme Court." RIGHT!

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...Just like Whitey Bulger and Tony Soprano would be outstanding choices for FBI Director. And like Mel Gibson and Archie ...
Friday, August 29, 2014

Eating Their Own: Hyper-P.C. Leftists Actually Have the Gall to Accuse Left-Leaning Billy Crystal & Robin Williams of "Racism" for Crystal's Tribute to Williams at the Emmys! REALLY?!?

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Is there anyone, anything, at any time, that leftists do NOT scream "racism" over?  I've commented before that m...
Tuesday, August 26, 2014

2014 Emmys: "Breaking Bad" Wins Just About Everything It Was Nominated For (Nostalgia/End of Series Factor?), While "True Detective" Is SHUT OUT of All the Top Awards!

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Frankly not sure how "True Detective" could be completely left out of all the top Emmy awards Monday night, but I ...
Friday, August 22, 2014

There Outta Be a Law! Bosomy Broad Strolls Around Topless in Public Trying to Fool People with Spray-Painted Bazongas!

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This cannot, or least should not, be legal. This Danish model walked the streets recently with what appeared to be a...
Tuesday, August 19, 2014

"Working Moms Have New Breastfeeding Rights Under ObamaCare": I Take Back Every Vile Thing I've Ever Said About that Leftist Legislative Monstrosity!

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Ya know, Obama and his fellow leftist 20 percenters could sure use to work a lot more tits and ass into their sleazy ways....
Thursday, August 14, 2014

Won't Share Yer Meatballs, Uh? Well, He Gots Some Meatballs For Ya! Chinese Healthcare Worker Allegedly "Cuts Off Four Patients' Testicles After They Didn't Share Their Meatball Stew With Him"!

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This one may sound like another horror story from Obama's and W Bush's V.A. system, but instead it comes from Chin...
Friday, August 8, 2014

"Pretty in Pink": Victoria's Secret Model Chanel Iman Takes Her Bum to the Beach in Mexico for a "Hard Day of Posing"!

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If only they had instead cast this 23-year-old hot little number Chanel in the old John Hughes picture of the same...
Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Why Don't We Do It In the Road? 48-Year-Old Texas Science Teacher Allegedly "Had Sex Repeatedly With 14-Year-Old Student For Over a Year," Including "ON A ROAD" Near the Lad's School!

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I guess Teach (Kristina Lynn Moore of Katy, Texas) thought no one will be watching us, so why don't we do it in the ...
Friday, August 1, 2014

So All It Takes to Get the Paparazzi to Chase a Broad Around Is To Be a "Former BFF" of Kim Kardashian?: "Nikki Lund Shows of Bikini Body at the Beach"...

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I'm trying to follow the logic here (or lack thereof). The Kardashians draw incessant pop culture media coverage for ...
Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Worm Limits: "Disgusting Critters Invade the Upper Chamber, the United States Senate"!...

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But I really don't see what the "news" is here.  Last time I checked, Harry Reid, Ted Cruz, John McCain and Be...
Friday, July 25, 2014

Hold On, We Ain't Finished! "Couple Has Sex on Top of Chipotle Restaurant in Delaware," But Allegedly Keeps Goin' At It Even After Cops Tell Them To Stop!

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Cops say the unsightly shenanigans of 27-year-old Nicole Germack and 39-year-old Michael Suh were quite visible from the str...