Friday, June 27, 2014

Racist Lush? New Book Recounts Dinner Last Year Where Hillary Reportedly Unleashed "Booze-Fueled Rant" at President Obama, Hurling F-Bombs His Way & Calling Him a "JOKE"!

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Goodness Gracious! Of all things I might accuse Hillary Clinton of being, the terms racist and lush never would've com...
Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Give Him 15 Yards For Trippin': "'Police Officer of the Year' Caught on Video Tripping Students As They Stormed Soccer Field." Good For Him!

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He's Georgetown cop George Bermudez, and apparently a former "police officer of the year." And he oughta get...
Thursday, June 19, 2014

Non-Cooperative: NBC News' White House Bloviator Chuck Todd Actually Declares Obama Presidency "Over" in the Eyes of the Public Based on Recent Dismal Poll Numbers. Man, Chuck Could Sure Use Some Straightenin' Out!

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Doesn't this Todd guy know you can't just go around talking like that?  Who the fuck does this guy think he is, an...
Monday, June 16, 2014

That's One Bigoted Bird: "Racist Swan Accused of Attacking Ethnic Minorities"...

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The swan (and obvious Obama opponent) lives at England's exclusive Warwick University, and it's apparently the most...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Shot Heard 'Round the World: In an Historic Victory for Political Gridlock in DC, Virginia gop-er Primary Voters Kick gop-er House Majority Leader Eric Cantor's Ass to the Curb in Favor of Unknown Stammering Political Lightweight Dave Brat!

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This big fat Brat had no money against the Cantor machine, but still won, signaling a complete grassroots revolt against belt...
Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Old Laid: 31-Year-old "Extreme Boy Toy Takes 91-Year-Old Girlfriend Home to Meet His Mom (Who's 41 Years Younger Than Her)" -- Says the Sex Is Great!

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Ya know, it's one thing for a dude to refer to his broad as the old lady. But when the dame is, in actuality, pushing 10...
Friday, June 6, 2014

Rack Attack: "Topless Women Take to the Streets of New York City to Protest Internet Censorship" As Part of the "Free the Nipple" Movement!

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They're forced to keep their cans covered up most of the time, and they're mad as hell about it!!! This we...
Sunday, June 1, 2014

Man Is a Loon: REM's Michael Stipe Shits On Legacy of RNR Hall of Famers Nirvana Saturday, Claims ONLY Things They Rebelled Against in 1990 Were Right-Wingers! REALLY? Stifle Stipe, Since You Were Clearly in a Coma That Year!...

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I grew up in the very same time period.  Nirvana's guys were about a year or two older than me.  And I can't think o...
Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Why Couldn't She Have Signed It?!? CNN Anchor Carol Costello Recalls Fondly the Good Ol' Days When Michelle Obama "Signed the Hunger-Free Kids Act Into Law"...

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Reportedly, only the elected president himself can technically schmecnilly sign bills into law, but isn't that just a sh...
Friday, May 23, 2014

Holy Juice Jugs: When Did It Become Newsworthy For Some Broad to Sashay Around in Public Holding a Bottle of Green Slime?!?

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ANS:  When Kelly Brook recently left her front door wearing that outfit, that's when. The British actress and m...
Friday, May 16, 2014

Ass Is Out: "Pervert Dads" Reportedly Have 17-Year-Old Broad with "Big Ass" Booted Right Outta Prom Night For Allegedly Shakin' That Ass Like a Salt Shaker in "Provocative" Attire!

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She's 17-year-old high school senior Clare Hettinger of Richmond, Virginia, and that's her ass and pic above, fr...
Monday, May 12, 2014

Ghost Busted: "Paranormal Activity" Actress Claims She Was Raped by a Spirit, But Thoroughly Enjoyed the Experience!

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Says the above-pictured Natasha Black about the night she got banged by a specter:  "At first I was very confus...
Friday, May 9, 2014

W-T-F?!? Model Cara Delevingne Refuses to Get Tongue Tied Around "BFF" & Bradley Cooper Girlfriend Suki Waterhouse!

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Hey, if this hot little number Cara ever wants to lick my armpit in the shower or lap the side of my face like a fre...
Wednesday, May 7, 2014

"Obama Supporters: Not Liking Mexican Food Is Racist." But Does That Mean That LIKIN' Mexican Food Absolves One of All His Racism?

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Look it.  I don't like Obama's policies.  I don't like him personally.  There's not a thing about that in...
Friday, May 2, 2014

OH MY!!! Rihanna Outdoes Herself Yet Again, Bares Full Nips & Ass for French Magazine!

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Last time I checked in here with Rihanna, she was smokin' some cigarettes and showin' some bare ass as she paddled ...
Friday, April 25, 2014

Hot Baked Banana Broad: Australian "Fitness Guru" Goes Around Looking Like This Just By Eating a Bunch of Bananas & Fruits All Damn Day Long!

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This fruit job from down under is named Loni Jane Anthony, otherwise known as "Freelee the Banana Girl" (link b...
Monday, April 21, 2014

Not Necrophilia! Rager Apparently Lives In One of Only "Four States in the Country Where You Can Have Sex With a Dead Body, But You Can't Legally Receive a Blow Job"!

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Well shit.  To get in line with the law, looks like I'm gonna have to eschew these broads among the living and take my as...
Friday, April 18, 2014

Would Obamacare Also Fund Free Boob Jobs & Thousands of Bucks in Dental Work for Knocked Up Broads?: Busty British Bimbo Gets the Works on the Limey Taxpayers' Dime Across the Pond...

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I can't imagine that Obamacare would not cover such things, since any other course would naturally constitute a bona ...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014

"Public University Looks to Lower Number of White Students on Campus." But What If My Sorry White Ass Is Also Part Indian Like Elizabeth Warren?

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We're talkin' something called Western Washington University, and apparently that joint gots way too many honkies r...
Friday, April 11, 2014

A Little Privacy Please: Hows About If I Bang This Bad Attitude "Human Barbie Doll" Broad Down in the "Hook-Up Truck"?!?

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As was pointed out to me recently by an ageless Cleopatra-like wonder in Cowtown, this ingenious new Hook-Up Truck (in...
Wednesday, April 9, 2014

No Alternative: Oklahoma Man Gets Tired of Having Sex With His AUNT "In Exchange For a Place to Live," and So Naturally He Whacks Her Out (Allegedly)...

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37-year-old Jeremy Sappington is charged with murdering his 50-year-old maternal aunt, Verna Sarten (both pictured above), ...
Monday, April 7, 2014

War on Women: "180,000 More Women Unemployed in March" Under the Obama Economy AND Obama Pays Men More Than Women at the White House!

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Good Golly Miss Molly, just leave it to Obama and his democrat party leftist acolytes.  It's not enough, them waging an i...