Not Necrophilia! Rager Apparently Lives In One of Only "Four States in the Country Where You Can Have Sex With a Dead Body, But You Can't Legally Receive a Blow Job"!

Well shit.  To get in line with the law, looks like I'm gonna have to eschew these broads among the living and take my ass down to the damn funeral parlor. But I guess it's as the man once said -- a hole's a hole, no? BTW, does formaldehyde burn the flesh?

http://gawker.com/here-are-the-states-where-blowjobs-are-illegal-but-necr-1563878569
http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/16/necrophilia-is-legal-in-these-states/