Friday, April 25, 2014

Hot Baked Banana Broad: Australian "Fitness Guru" Goes Around Looking Like This Just By Eating a Bunch of Bananas & Fruits All Damn Day Long!

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This fruit job from down under is named Loni Jane Anthony, otherwise known as "Freelee the Banana Girl" (link b...
Monday, April 21, 2014

Not Necrophilia! Rager Apparently Lives In One of Only "Four States in the Country Where You Can Have Sex With a Dead Body, But You Can't Legally Receive a Blow Job"!

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Well shit.  To get in line with the law, looks like I'm gonna have to eschew these broads among the living and take my as...
Friday, April 18, 2014

Would Obamacare Also Fund Free Boob Jobs & Thousands of Bucks in Dental Work for Knocked Up Broads?: Busty British Bimbo Gets the Works on the Limey Taxpayers' Dime Across the Pond...

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I can't imagine that Obamacare would not cover such things, since any other course would naturally constitute a bona ...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014

"Public University Looks to Lower Number of White Students on Campus." But What If My Sorry White Ass Is Also Part Indian Like Elizabeth Warren?

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We're talkin' something called Western Washington University, and apparently that joint gots way too many honkies r...
Friday, April 11, 2014

A Little Privacy Please: Hows About If I Bang This Bad Attitude "Human Barbie Doll" Broad Down in the "Hook-Up Truck"?!?

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As was pointed out to me recently by an ageless Cleopatra-like wonder in Cowtown, this ingenious new Hook-Up Truck (in...
Wednesday, April 9, 2014

No Alternative: Oklahoma Man Gets Tired of Having Sex With His AUNT "In Exchange For a Place to Live," and So Naturally He Whacks Her Out (Allegedly)...

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37-year-old Jeremy Sappington is charged with murdering his 50-year-old maternal aunt, Verna Sarten (both pictured above), ...
Monday, April 7, 2014

War on Women: "180,000 More Women Unemployed in March" Under the Obama Economy AND Obama Pays Men More Than Women at the White House!

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Good Golly Miss Molly, just leave it to Obama and his democrat party leftist acolytes.  It's not enough, them waging an i...
Friday, April 4, 2014

"Hands Off My Man!" Kate Gosselin Allegedly Gets "Close" to Her Married Bodyguard, Draws the Ire of the Dude's Old Lady!

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Kate was reportedly seen at a recent concert holding hands with married bodyguard, Steve Neild (just hope it wasn't his...
Monday, March 31, 2014

Sick Stereotype: "Mugshot Accumulator Draws Up Most Likely Faces to Be Arrested for Drug Offenses." Really?!?

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I'm personally offended over here.  I take that composite mugshot as an affront. A great slight. The ultimate disrespect...
Friday, March 28, 2014

"Did She Get a Boob Job?," Queries Headline Concerning Glee's Naya Rivera. Are You Kidding Me? Is Vladimir Putin's Melon Big, Round & Oversized?

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After and before pics from Miss Naya above. OF COURSE she just upsized them cans! Please! And a very healthy enhancement it ...
Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Vatican Chief Justice: "Obama's Policies 'Have Become PROGRESSIVELY More Hostile Toward Christian Civilization.'" But Ain't That the Name of the Game?

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Says Cardinal Leo Raymond Burke (an obvious racist) (pictured above) this week:  "The policies of the president of the U...
Monday, March 24, 2014

Makin' Some Shit-Faced Sense: Florida Man Gets Busted for DUI, Tells Cops He Was Just Trying to "Drive It Off" by Heading to a Bar After the Old Lady Told Him He Drinks Too Much...

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61-year-old Michael Moore has a simple story (link below). He says he was downing some brews at home recently when the old la...
Friday, March 21, 2014

He Did NOT Have Sexual Relations With That Woman! But If That Be True, Then Why the Hell Didn't He?!?

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She's 23-year-old British "reality TV star" Amy Childs. And Good Grief, just a take a look at that broad...
Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Way Overblown: "College Group Bans White People From 'Diversity Happy Hour,'" But Purports to Take No Action Prohibiting Honkies From Simply Getting Their Drink On in the Back of the Joint...

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Hey, if the non-crackas at this Washington state college (link below) want to ban me and segregate me to a different part o...
Friday, March 14, 2014

Why the Long Face? Israeli Supermodel Bar Refaeli Laments Her Trouble Finding a Man. Pssst: Hey Baby, I'm Up for Grabs!

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When not strutting scantily clad around a Thai beach over the past week (pics above), the 28-year-old former Sports Illust...
Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Cable Die: "Man Charged With Fatally Stabbing Wife During Argument Over Cable Bill"! Shouldn't That Be the Other Way Around?

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I can see where this would go down in the reverse:  The old man orders a bunch of pay-per-view porn, jacks up the monthly bi...
Friday, March 7, 2014

Freaking Amish: 23-Year-Old Reality TV Star Kate Stoltz Drops Her Bonnet & Suspenders to Pursue Modeling Career, Much to Chagrin of Her Old Man the Bishop!

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Stoltz starred on TLC's "Breaking Amish," which featured a bunch of young Amish and Mennonite ingrates lookin...
Wednesday, March 5, 2014

"Thanks Taxpayers! Globetrotting Michelle Obama Announces Luxurious Vacation to China." But Quit Yer Belly Achin', Already, Right-Wingers!

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Says the right-winger website Daily Caller:  "Fresh off the first family's sixth annual winter vacation to the Hawa...
Monday, March 3, 2014

"Obama the Executioner": What a Rather Rude Description!

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No, that statement didn't come from some gop-er or other deranged right-winger.  Nor did it come from an Independent.  I...
Friday, February 28, 2014

No Objection, Your Honor! Young High Court Judge Broad in Bosnia Photographed Sunbathing Buck Naked on Her Desk!

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For good measure, Her Honor reportedly started exercising in the buff while she was at it -- right there in chambers! And fr...
Wednesday, February 26, 2014

"The Next Step: 3-D Printing the Human Body"! But Will It Allow, Say, Combining the Likes of Obama, Boehner & Pelosi into a Big Frankenstein Hyper Partisan Freak Print Job?

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If so, then you'd have in full living color -- albeit with all the same cardboard personality of the real-life creatures...
Monday, February 24, 2014

They Tell Me She Looks Like "Hillary Haggard," But She Sounds A Lot Like Every Other Politician...

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"Hillary Haggard" was a headline late last week on the Drudge Report, as the high-traffic right-winger news agg...