He's 45-year-old Dan "Dirty" Kirby Kopp (pictured above) of Ephrata, Pennsylvania, and a jury there has found him guilty of lowering the boom on his wife just about any time she refused to refer to him as "Sir" in front of the little shits (links below). And indeed, I'd think a broad would rather be married to a deranged wildebeest than THIS:
-Dirty Kirby reportedly found the failure to call him "Sir" at all times to be highly "disrespectful towards him in front of the children" and "disobedient to him for undermining his parenting."
-The apparently typical beatdown that would ensue involved Dirty Kirby whipping out a big wooden spoon and laying the wood to the old lady something awful.
-On another occasion, Dirty Kirby was reportedly caught on tape threatening to come after his wife with a "wooden paddle."
-And just to mix things up, Dirty Kirby's also been known to "regularly hold his wife down over his knee and spank her so she would 'learn a lesson.'"
-He even once threatened to go all Exorcist and shit on the old lady's ass, saying he was of a mind to "'cast the demons out of her' next time she disobeyed him."
One of Dirty Kirby's defenses, undoubtedly, was that he did give the old lady every opportunity to comply with his demented dictates: As caught on video, Dirty Kirby is seen "showing her the spoon and giving her a 'count of three to comply' with his demand of addressing him with a 'yes, Sir.'"
But the jury wasn't buying, and now this Silverware-swingin' psycho may need to trade in his spoon for a shank, as he faces up to two years in the hoosegow for stalking and harassing his old lady.
I just hope for his sake that Dirty Kirby's not planning on demanding the ol' "yes Sir" down in the can. See how that one works out for ya, creep.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/dan-kirby-kopp-beat-wife-not-calling-him-sir_n_4072784.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2451647/Dan-Kirby-Kopp-beat-wife-spoon.html
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