Alley Oop: "He Was Just a Neanderthal Type of Man -- He Used My BBQ Grill as an Ashtray & Drank Out My Milk Container, w/ Unusual Proclivities in Bed," Spouts Caveman's Old Lady!

Methinks World Wrestling Entertainment needed to sign up this alleged old lady-stalkin' Cro-Magnon Man (link below) yesterday.  What, with Doink the Clown and Buzz Sawyer now Gones-ville, and Abdullah The Butcher pushing 90, Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter hobbling around on half a leg, and Original Gangsta New Jack not so visible anymore -- who's gonna fill the hardcore entertainment void?

Gotta take a risk, WWE.  Take a chance.  Betcha this crazy Caveman, in return, will take a stab himself (in more ways than one), and reward you only too well with his crazy antics. Leastways, that's the way I'd run a wrestling federation -- sign the Caveman.

Gotta entertain the People, after all. Without that, the People are left to their own resorts, and find themselves watching the likes of "Under the Dome" and "Siberia" on Monday nights.  I don't think even Vincent K. McMahon is so blind. Look at that Caveman go!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/i-live-in-fear-of-anyone-coming-to-my-door/2013/07/14/26c11442-e359-11e2-aef3-339619eab080_story.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcNSGFeUIV0