Rather Than Pondering on This Day the Rotten Prospects of Another Crappy New Year of the Obama/Bush Tribulation, I Think I'd Prefer to Look at Some Hot Broads...

From the top:  (1) "I'm a Celebrity" star Helen Flanagan is "still looking her breast after Christmas"; (2) glamour model turned bodybuilder Jodie Marsh offers a "merry cleavage treat for beach boys"; (3) Caprice Bourret is joining the new celebrity diving show, "Splash!", but is "terrified of hurting her boobs"; (4) Brandy Norwood's gettin' hitched and headed to the Hawaiian beaches to celebrate; and (5) "reality starlet" Josie Goldberg "spills out of her halter top" at Miami Beach.

Almost made me forget there for a second.  Almost.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4716173/Helen-Flanagan-is-still-looking-her-breast-after-Christmas.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2254153/Brandy-Norwood-shows-perfect-bikini-body-heads-Hawaii-celebrate-engagement--hides-away-ring.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4714769/Jodie-Marshs-merry-cleavage-treat-for-Boxing-Day-beach-boys.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2254051/Reality-starlet-Josie-Goldberg-squeezes-curves-new-fashion-line.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4715277/Caprice-worried-about-hurting-boobs-on-diving-show-Splash.html