OH MY! But Kids -- I Don't Care How Hot this Broad Is: Never Get Plastic Surgery, Fake Boobs or Bear Children When You're a Damn Teenager!

That's "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham, showing off her "post-surgery bikini body" while sashaying around the beach this week with 3-year-old daughter Sophia.  It seems that Teen Mom a few months back dropped 16 grand and went under the knife for a chin-and-schnoz job (link below)...

That particular piece of plastic work follows an earlier procedure where this hot little number added a big pair of fake cans to her natural upside.

But to all the kids out there:  Don't do that shit. Not unless you're a moron. But if you wanna toss away being a kid and become an adult before your time: Then by all means, knock or get knocked up in your teen years.

Wanna look like a circus freak even before you're even old enough to take a drink?  Then for sure, buy a big fake rack or turn your mug over to Senor Sawbones.

Trust me, while you can try blaming it all on Bush or something, these things are your decisions.  Make the right ones. Unlike the Teen Mom. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2256334/Teen-Mom-Farrah-Abraham-shows--21-000-worth-cosmetic-surgery-Florida-break-daughter-Sophia.html