Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Pizza Poachin' Ain't Easy: Hungry Twosome Allegedly "Hatch Hairbrained Plot" to Heist a Couple of Pies from the Pizza Hut Deliveryman Through Use of a Ninja & a Bat!
As reported on the legendary Smoking Gun website (link at bottom), these two didn't want the money he was holding. They didn't want his ride. And they didn't want no smalltalk either. They just wanted them damn pizzas -- and fast!
And so it goes that 19-year-olds Tiffany Jacobs (on left above) and Alvina Leiba (right above) reportedly got on the blower last week and ordered two Pizza Hut pizzas, 14 chicken wings and an apple pie. Only problem? No dough to pay for them eats. So they gots to thinking...
The "large framed" Tiffany says her companion gave her a sinister Ninja getup -- black clothing, mask and all -- as the two concocted a plan to try "scare" the deliveryman into dropping the pizza and running away. And just for added realism, apparently, Tiffany reportedly snatched a big bat from a neighbor's yard in order to wield during the daring encounter.
Here's how the kooky scheme went down: When deliveryman Brian Healy showed up, the non-costumed Alvina allegedly told him to put the goods on a table inside the door while she feigned needing to rustle up enough money to pay him off. And then: ENTER NINJA!
That's right -- Tiffany allegedly sprung from a hiding place in the Ninja garb and took to whacking around Pie Man with the bat! But that's where things went completely haywire. Not scared, Pie Man says that he wrestled the bat away from the brazen Ninja Warrior, who then ran for the hills!
Healy says he then left and called the cops, while Tiffany and Alvina reportedly hid out in the woods until they thought the coast was clear. By morning, this diligent duo must have been really famished, thus explaining why they allegedly returned to the home and polished off all the grub the deliveryman had left the night before!
After cops tossed this pizza-lovin' pair in the hoosegow, they reportedly couldn't stop "laughing profusely about the situation." Alvina even allegedly claimed to still be "so hungry" that she planned to knock over a McDonald's after she and her companion get out of the can (you just can't make this stuff up). My only advice to them for that piece of work: Ditch the Ninja and don the attire of a big purple Grimace. That thing always creeped me out.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/pizza-hut-robbery-duo-678923