Friday, September 23, 2011

Amid Scandal: Is It Splitsville for Todd & Sarah Palin? And Is Her Political Career Now Over as a Result? Before Saying "You Betcha"...


...keep in mind that these new claims are coming from the National Enquirer, which tends to be full of shit about 20 times for every story it actually gets right (democrat party VP candidate John Edwards cowering down in a hotel shithouse in 2007 AD notwithstanding).

The tabloid's now claiming that "friends close" to Sarah Palin say hubby Todd is ready to file for divorce because he's "fed up with the constant scandals" that seem to dog his buxom wife like a grizzly bear on a caribou. (Link to full story at bottom).

What's more, the Enquirer says that in light of the recent "revelations" on Palin from Joe McGinniss' upcoming book ("The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin"), Palin's political advisers have told her that her political career is effectively over.

To wit, as McGinniss' upcoming book alleges and will reportedly detail:

-While dating Todd back in the late 80's AD, the then-sportscaster Sarah Palin engaged in her own real-life version of the film "Nailin' Palin," having a wild romp in the sack with Michigan basketball star Glen Rice.

-The Enquirer reports that the Glen Rice item made Todd feel like a "laughing stock" after it became the butt of jokes across the Net and late night TV.

-McGinniss' book reportedly contains confirmation from Sarah Palin's ex-brother-in-law Mike Wooten that Palin during her marriage had an ongoing affair with husband Todd's business partner, Brad Hanson, which caused Todd to "dissolve their snowmobile dealership after learning of it." (So THAT's where she learned to "ride" that wild baby?!?)

-Sarah's brother "Chuckie" Heath is quoted as saying that Sarah and Todd "don't have a marriage."

-The books also claims Sarah Palin once snorted cocaine off a damn oil drum! (A "55-gallon" drum, no less -- the precise volume of said drum being highly germane to the story).

-The book also claims Palin used to engage in "secret liaisons" with one of her college professors. The encounters reportedly involved plenty of puffing on the Magic Dragon, as the two smoked more tree than an Alaska logging outfit (allegedly).

-Just for good measure, the book also questions Palin's parenting skills, calling her a "bad mom" who made her kids cook their own meals while she "would lock herself in her room for hours." (No word whether any oil drums or basketball stars ever found their way into that bedroom).

Regardless of any of this foolishness, however, I've thought Palin's political career on the national level has long been over. Her negatives are not only extremely high among the general population, but also within the republic partisan party alike.

So forget her being unelectable in a general election -- she'd have virtually no chance of ever getting the right-wingers' nomination in the first place. That fact ain't changin' for better or for worse even if she bangs the whole damn Boston Celtics while doin' more blow than Tony Montana during an office sitdown.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040110/Todd-Palin-file-divorce-advisers-tell-Sarah-White-House-dream-over.html