Saturday, July 9, 2011

Objection, Your Honor! -- My Fly's Open: Female Judge Allegedly Follows Willie Jackson into Men's Shithouse to Snap Photos of His Willie Johnson!




Too bad this broad didn't preside over the Casey Anthony trial. It would have been a four-ring circus instead of just one of those three-ring jobs:

Cops in Florida say a local female judge recently followed a man named Willie Jackson into the men's john at the courthouse, snapped some pictures of him in the urinal, and then went batty bonkers nuthouse apeshit when cops tried to bust her!

I've heard of people being addicted to their cell phones, but this is rather ridiculous. At first, I suppose 47-year-old traffic court judge Rhonda Hollander (mugshot above) might have claimed that she was too busy looking at her cell phone to notice that "MEN'S" sign on the courthouse shitter. But such a defense probably departs by the wayside after what Willie Jackson had to tell cops:

Willie says he was standing at a urinal "getting ready to urinate" when Hollander "appeared at the adjoining urinal and began snapping away" pictures of Willie and his Wilson on the judge's cell phone camera. For good measure, Willie says Judge Hollander also starting snapping her "kooky candid camera shots" of another man who entered the men's crapper after him.

Soon after when cops tried to confront Judge Hollander out in the hall, business really started to pick up. First Judge Hollander allegedly refused to turn over her phone to cops. After all, she had some great schlong photos on there (allegedly)! Why share?

Judge Hollander also reportedly took to arguing the law with the cops, claiming "that it was a public restroom and she was not violating any laws." Think of all the male pervert slimeballs over the years busted for spying on ladies in the toilet: This dame would've been THE judge for them! (Allegedly). It's a "public restroom," after all.

But the deranged behavior only escalated from there (allegedly). Cops say Judge Hollander just couldn't seem to get her fill of taking cell phone photos, as she allegedly kept snapping photos even as cops were escorting her down the hall toward a private room for questioning.

And then the coup de grace! Cops say that as one deputy tried to gesture to Judge Hollander to stop snapping pictures, the overbaked judge went after the deputy and tried to bite his damn finger off! A big scuffle allegedly broke out from there, with cops ultimately slapping the ol' cuffs on the good judge.

Now Judge Hollander may have to trade the courthouse for the icehouse and may only have the hacks to follow into the shithouse (allegedly) for awhile to come, as she faces a possible bid in the big house on a felony charge of "obstruction with violence" and other misdemeanor charges.

I just hope she doesn't try to pull any of that "public place" routine (allegedly) with the "female" cons in the hoosegow. Because they might just be inclined to teach her a whole a new meaning of the phrase, "address the bench."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/07/2011-07-07_florida_traffic_court_judge_rhonda_hollander_arrested_for_taking_cell_phone_pics.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2011980/Female-judge-faces-sack-following-man-bathroom-taking-pictures-him.html