Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Report: Kate Gosselin Really Hits It Off With Palin Hubbie Todd, Wants a Man Like Him Who Keeps His Damn Mouth Shut & Bows to the Lady's Every Wish.



Big surprise: Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin -- who are about to appear together on Palin's reality show Sarah Palin's Alaska -- don't get along. As discussed in my right sidebar column this week, Kate & Her 8 and the Palin clan embarked upon a camping trip that saw Kate constantly complaining and finally almost losing it when Sarah slipped Kate a moose-meat hot dog (you just can't make this stuff up) -- the proverbial "final straw." From Popeater.com today (link at bottom):

"Kate and Sarah didn't get along very well, given that both are kind of alpha females that demand authority and, let's face it, attention."

But Kate and Palin hubbie Todd reportedly got along only too well, according to a source quoted by Popeater:

"Kate and Todd Palin got along extremely well. Todd would be the perfect man for Kate. He does exactly what he's told, is happy to stay home and look after the kids and is perfectly happy staying out of the spotlight. He's the opposite of Kate's ex-husband Jon and it doesn't hurt that he's very good looking."

And apparently the feeling's mutual. "Todd adores her," the source tells Popeater. So I wonder if they'll be staying in touch? For the meantime, Kate is reportedly "now on the hunt for someone similar to Todd."

But what if she can't find a Todd clone? Might she have to go back and look up the real thing? This thing has Kate/Sarah cat fight written all over it. Maybe Kate and Elisabeth Hasselbeck could go in cahoots to double team Palin -- an evening with Todd on the line.

The person I feel sorry for in this whole oddball equation: Todd himself. Being thought of as little more than a steer in the barn -- the man in the glass box with directions reading, "break in case of spousal public appearance becoming necessary." And if he ever dares to open his mouth, he's liable to get a load of buckshot in his ass. But I guess every Mama Grizzly's gotta have her Papa Gelding, no?

http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/07/kate-gosselin-todd-palin-sarah-palins-alaska/