So goes the maniacal story out of Manhattan today: The young man, Thomas Magill, sees fit to leap off a 40-story high-rise apartment building. While such a course of action would oftentimes spell disaster for many human beings, the dude's fall was reportedly broken by the notoriously soft windshield of the Dodge Charger that was parked below. The man has a couple of broken legs, and is otherwise in critical condition tonight, but it does appear that he will live and make a full recovery (link to full story at bottom).The Charger's owner, allegedly named "Guy McCormack" of New Jersey (an obvious subterfuge by the Duke Boys to hide an asset from the long arm of Boss Hogg's judgment execution seizure agents), credits the rosary beads in the car for saving Magill's crazy hide.
Meantime, NYC's Finest are looking into the incident, "investigating why Magill jumped from the building." Puh-lease!!! I think that's very obvious: Dude thought he spotted "Rowdy" Roddy Piper down on the street and instantaneously look the big leap. Gettin' waylaid across the melon with a pineapple will do that to a dude, after all.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/01/national/main6825537.shtml?tag=stack
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