Saturday, July 24, 2010

I Dread of Jeannie: Saudi Arabians' Fear of "Genies" Leads to a Lawsuit Against a Genie Spirit As Well As a Grown Man Being Chained Up in a Basement.


As best as I can gather from the linked story, "genies" in Saudi Arabian culture and Islamic theology are seen in a way similar to how we view ghosts and other similar spirits (e.g., goblins, hobgoblins, specters, etc.) in the United States. In Saudi Arabia, genies are often blamed for mysterious occurrences and are sometimes thought to come to possess human beings. Just as with American ghosts, genies in Saudi Arabia are thought to come in both good and bad forms (depending on the particular genie). For example, a Saudi family last year purportedly tried to sue a bad genie in a court of law, accusing the spirit of theft and harassment.

The family further accused the (apparently unseen) genie of "terrifying the children by throwing stones, stealing mobile phones [apparently leaving the land-line phones alone] and speaking in male and female voices." No word yet on the outcome of the lawsuit, although I shudder at the thought of trying to collect on a money judgment from an unseen spirit. Or, what if you got an injunction against the genie, only to have the genie violate it by continuing in her bad supernatural behavior? Are you going to ask the cops to come out and slap the ol' cuffs on the spirit?

Which brings us to the curious case of a 29-year-old Saudi man named Turki, who lives in Mecca. Turki's old man has had Turki chained up in a basement (see first picture above) for six years now, claiming that his son Turki is possessed by an evil female genie. But don't worry -- Turki's not down in that basement all alone, as he reportedly has a young wife who stays with him even despite his "near coma" condition 24-7.

"The voice of a woman can be heard coming from him," says the old man of his son Turki. For good measure, the old man himself claims to have previously been "afflicted" by a genie for many decades until the vile spirit was "exorcised by a cleric." The old man says that the genie who bothered him all those years was a female whose appearance would turn from beauty to beast at the drop of a hat. He also says the female spirit would sometimes sprout animal limbs, and at other times would appear surrounded by fire.

My first question to the old man (and not answered in the linked article) would be whether Turki's evil female genie might be the same one who terrorized the old man all those years? You know: Exorcise the father but afflict the son? Like when the priest on The Exorcist ran the spirit out the little girl, but drove the demonic seed straight into himself, causing him to take a header out the window and down that long flight of steps. There could be something to that.

But I digress. Back to Turki: It seems that very recently a Saudi human rights activist and professor named Suhali went down in the basement to call on Turki. Suhali apparently doesn't have much of a problem with Turki's shackled condition, although he would like to see Turki improve his digs and financial condition just a bit. Suhali is asking the Saudi Social Affairs Ministry to help Turki's impoverished family provide Turki with "better accommodations," and to get Turki enrolled in the Saudi social security program.

BTW, I think Suhali should get the award for human rights activist of the year for recognizing that there just might exist the possibility of "better accommodations" than being chained up in a crummy basement for years on end. Now we know what Suhali's getting paid for down there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296856/Saudi-man-chains-son-basement-years-possessed-evil-female-genie.html

Friday, July 23, 2010

Sarah Palin & Kate Gosselin Going Camping Together in Alaska?! Won't the Octomom & Sean Hannity Feel Left Out?


In a story that strikes me as just plain bizarre, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin are hookin' up this weekend in Alaska for a camping trip, along with Kate's 8 and a bevy of TV cameras from Kate's new reality series, Kate Plus Eight. And the two apparently have quite the itinerary cooked up for the weekend:

Kate & The 8 have reportedly already arrived in Alaska, and first up was some shopping at a store called Alaskan Ivory Exchange. And when they say ivory, they mean it. According to its website, the store specializes and carvings and jewelry from walrus tusks and whale bones. BTW, how does one go about lawfully collecting such materials in the first place? I guess if anyone would know, it would be Palin. I just hope none of the animal parts sold in the store came from one her hunts.

Next up is a trip to the Alaska Zoo, apparently so that Kate & the 8 can take a look at what walruses and whales look like before they end up at the ol' Ivory Exchange. Then it's on to meet up with Palin for the camping trip. A source told In Touch that one component of the camping trip will involve Palin teaching Kate "how to avoid bears" (you just can't make this stuff up). Avoid them? I thought the goal would be to find them so that Palin could fill their hides with buckshot? Strikes me that she might not be the best source for avoiding them.

After the camping trip comes some quality time for Kate & The 8 with the Palin extended clan. Palin's old man and her brother (retired and current school teachers) have a "hands-on natural history lesson" in store for The 8. The "hands-on" part of that equation is what's a bit concerning to me. What, are they going to go out and pet some wolves or something? I can just hear the old man now: "These are where the dogs came from, children."

Last but not least, it's reported that Kate will help the Palin family plan Bristol Palin's wedding to Levi Johnston. Actually, I do think this part of the story is intended as a joke, since it does not appear in the In Touch online story, but rather only in the Kansas City Star's online treatment of the In Touch story (both are linked below). However, in the truly strange story that I've detailed above, not to mention the crazy worlds in which Palin and Gosselin inhabit, is the notion of Kate as the Palin wedding planner really that unbelievable or beyond the pale?

http://www.intouchweekly.com/2010/07/in_touch_exclusivekate_gosseli_1.php
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/07/22/2100797/sarah-palin-meets-kate-plus-her.html

Who Are We Independents, Chopped Liver Over Here?


How does Politico.com top its main page today with an article entitled, "The Age of Rage," which focuses solely on left versus right partisan rage in the blogosphere, media and political world? There's plenty of non-liberal, non-conservative Independent Rage as well. Just look at the above title of this blog, stupid.

We saw the Independent Rage manifest itself most loudly during last August's string of townhall meetings across the country. With the August congressional recess, hopefully we can have another August of Discontent this year.

And indeed, it's Independent Rage that should have the democrat party very scared when it comes to the November midterm elections. Independents decide elections and have been leaving the democrat party in droves over the past year. And nothing motivates people (including Independents) to get out to vote more than anger. Put another, Independents ain't gonna be stayin' home in November!

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/40146.html

Here's Just One Reason Why I Disdain Conservatives As a General Proposition...

For anything the Pat Buchanans and Rush Slimebaughs of the world say that makes a lick of sense, they will always couple it with a ton of deranged right-wing rhetoric loaded with plenty of bigoted racial undertones. For example, hit link at bottom for Buchanan’s column from today.

Such column is chock full of all kinds of sick bigoted rhetoric about "white racial consciousness visibly beginning to rise" and that when racial issues rear their ugly heads, "most folks will wind up with their own." I denounce these types of racist suggestions, just as I do the pathetic race-baiting recently exhibited by the NAACP & the democrat party. It’s all complete and utter MINDLESSNESS, folks. Open your minds and recognize it as such.

And my sentiments make me absolutely NO friends in the political blogosphere (dominated by right-wingers and left-wingers), rather only enemies. But frankly, I couldn't give a flying F*ck. America at its core is a wonderful nation -- in my opinion the greatest nation in the history of the earth -- and yet it is controlled by two out-of-touch extremist parties who represent tiny little minorities of the population who go around trying to use the issue of race to get members of the majority to vote for them.

It’s pure anti-intellectual ugligness which I have observed now for almost four decades. I can only dream that someday this dynamic will change. For we have NEVER been since the Civil War a nation divided by race, but rather always one since then that's been inherently blessed and in majority part united in our wonderful diversity (even if all the bigots and extremists on both sides since then, plus the incredible power of the southern KKK pre-1970, have tried their best to incessantly change that). But these days, both of our two illustrious political parties very much seek to change that as well. A very sad and sick state of affairs.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=182461

Thursday, July 22, 2010

No, I Don't Hate ALL Politicians!

Just most of them, and "hate" is not the appropriate word. Distrust and dislike -- much more fitting. I know I've been asked before, "are there any politicians whom you actually do like?" In terms of "like," I'd say the answer is no; however, there are some politicians for whom I have certain measures of respect and a few that I've even found to be fairly impressive from time to time.

One such politician with whom I have been generally impressed any time I've seen him on television is Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) (pictured above between Obama & the white-haired dude at the so-called Health Care Summit earlier this year). Ryan is the top republican on the House Budget Committee and a member of Obama's deficit commission. By all appearances, he's a very devoted and staunch conservative (certainly not a centrist or moderate), which puts him well to the right of me. When I've seen or heard Ryan talk over the past year, he has consistently come across to me as intelligent, genuine and sincere -- a set of characteristics that is simply not witnessed in the overwelming majority of politicians (I'd concede that most politicians are not stupid, but genuine and sincere are different matters).

Ryan seems to be one of the very few republicans actually interested in developing a concrete plan for reducing the massive federal budget deficit that we've seen in recent years. Politico.com currently has a story (link to full article at bottom) about Ryan today presenting his "road map" for deficit reduction to the liberal Brookings Institution. Many of the liberals in attendance generally praised Ryan for actually coming up with his own plan, even if they (predictably) didn't care for it too much.

During his presentation, Ryan also admitted that most of his fellow republicans -- for purely B.S. political reasons -- aren't too interested right now in coming up with a specific plan for deficit reduction. Said Ryan: "They are talking to their pollsters. They are saying, 'Stay away from this. We are going to win an election.'" Translation: His fellow republicans lack the backbone to get behind serious and specific deficit reduction proposals, and would rather prefer just to talk in political-speak generalities this summer and fall. Boy, the guts!

I recently in this space posited the question of where is the courageous leader willing to fight the fight and take the political heat from all sides that will necessarily go hand-in-hand with serious budget deficit reduction. Well, maybe Ryan's about all we got.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/40110.html

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I've Heard of "Say Hello to My Little Friend,"
But "Take Care of THIS"!?


The National Enquirer is reporting today that police have investigated charges by two additional female masseuses that they were abused by our esteemed inventor of the Internet and Nobel Prize-winning Climate God, Al Gore. Fresh off the recent publicity over the similar charges of another masseuse, 2010 is certainly shaping up as a very Inconvenient Year for Big Al.

According to the Enquirer, the new allegations pertain to Gore's stays in luxury hotels in Tokyo and Beverly Hills (where Gore stayed when he was attending the Oscars in 2007). The Enquirer claims to have a source at the Beverly Hills Hotel who said:

"The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her. He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.' "

What's next in the allegations department for this guy? I'm fully expecting the next masseuse that comes forward will say something like Gore donned a Zorro mask and started doing naked pirouettes to the sound of the old song, "Whip It," by Devo. And if it's ever alleged that he lapsed into full-on Tony Montana Scarface-speak during one of these incidents, then we're really going to have something to talk about!

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/exclusive_al_gore_sex_scandal_two_new_female_accusers_assault/celebrity/69024

UCLA Law Professor and Journalist Debate Merits of the Federal Government Simply Pulling the Plug on Fox News. Great Question!

This debate is set forth today on the website Daily Caller, which has compiled a collection of various postings by journalists and others from the website Journolist since Obama's election. In this one particular discussion, UCLA law school professor Jonathan Zasloff posits the question, "is there any reason the FCC couldn't simply pull their [Fox News'] broadcasting permit once it expires?" John Judis, a senior editor at the New Republic, expresses his agreement with Zasloff's sentiment.

Now, while I'm sure that Obama FCC "diversity czar" Mark Lloyd would like nothing better than to simply pull the ol' plug on Fox News, the UCLA professor's suggestion does run into just a couple of tiny little problems. First, Fox News is not a broadcast television station and thus has no "permit" or "license" that can be revoked by the FCC (damn pesky legal technicalities). Second, even if Fox was FCC-licensed, we also have a little thing in this country called the First Amendment, which would not permit a government entity such as the FCC to go around making licensing decisions based on content-based political and ideological considerations.

But apart from those reasons, that was a great suggestion by the good professor! And I don't blame him for overlooking those things, either. I think it would be very unfair for me to hold a law professor to the standard of actually having a basic grounding in the law. I mean, what would be next? Requiring doctors to go to medical school or something?

http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/21/liberal-journalists-suggest-government-shut-down-fox-news/2/

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

"Enjoy the View," a Clint Eastwood Character Once Said of Skydiving and a Trepidation of Heights...


I've often wondered why any sane human being would ever voluntarily hurl him or herself out of a "perfectly good airplane" (Eastwood's phrase from Heartbreak Ridge) absent military duty or the plane's about to crash. And why in the holy hell would you ever do it if you were 75 years old?

That's the sad story out of Pennsylvania this week, where "two longtime skydiving buddies -- both in their 70s -- were killed after their parachutes became tangled high above the Poconos and sent them into free fall" (link to full story at bottom). So were these a couple of old military paratroopers just reliving their glory days? Hardly. The elder of the two, aged 75, only learned skydiving at around age 60 and since then had jumped 1500 times, including one jump a few years ago when he took two of his kids with him. "He lived his life adventurously," said his daughter. That's one way of putting it.

BTW, get a load of the picture above of the two dudes taking a coffee break out on those girders. I'm sorry, but those two men are sick! Absolutely demented. I start to get queasy just looking at that photo. But then again, Heights & Rager do not mix. Hey, you can lock me in a tiny enclosed box and I'll be just fine, just so long as that box stays on the damn ground. And for the record, you will never get my a$$ jumping out a plane unless the thing is going down and/or someone sticks a gun to my head. Otherwise, nothin' doin' on that front.

http://www.newyorkpost.com/p/news/local/skydive_pals_chute_horror_IEca7ogQx1frw64cx089OO

Monday, July 19, 2010

Episode 7 Tonight of "You're Cut Off" on VH1:
Forced to Work at a Homeless Shelter and to Pawn Off Their Wardrobes! Plus an Emotional VIP Award.



Nutshell Synopsis of Episode: Against their will, the spoiled rotten little 20-something brats are forced this week to prepare and serve food to homeless men at a homeless shelter, with Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child making a cameo! Then the ladies get back all of their clothes and accessories that they were forced to forfeit at the start of the series, only then to find out that they must sell a lot of that stuff off in a sale to benefit the homeless! And capping things off, a very deserving lady (finally) wins the weekly award for Very Improved Princess (VIP)!

Segment 1: The week starts at the ladies' house with the well-endowed bad girl Erica Rose in a bikini! (See the gal on the left in the second of the three pictures above) (BTW, Reality shows should always start each episode off with a BANG, or TWO, after all!) Erica informs the other ladies that she and Jackie are going to do a "stiletto bikini blast," meaning a high octane physical workout in bikinis, stiletto heals and sunglasses. Bad girl Gia (the arch-enemy of Erica) (Gia's in the first of the three pictures above) immediately starts to mock this. Girl-next-door in look only, Pam, joins them in their workout. Gia's chiding continues outside the threesome's hearing: “Who am I talking about -- Ugly, I have legs like a horse and eyes like an owl?” Leanne quickly answers the riddle correctly: “Erica.” Courtnee (the hot lady in the third of the 3 above pictures) observes that Gia has not changed a bit during this series. Gia lacks respect for people and is "mean and rude," comments Courtnee.

After working on their household chores (with Gia and Erica bickering as usual), the ladies head off by car to see what's in store for them in this week's "lesson." They are somewhat distressed to discover that this week's lesson will take place at a local homeless shelter run by PATH (People Assisting The Homeless). At the shelter, series moderator and leader Laura Baron informs the lady that this week’s lesson is about giving back. Laura introduces the ladies to the Executive Director of PATH, Janet Kelly, as well as special guest star and 1/3 of Destiny’s Child, Michelle Wlliams (who is a big PATH supporter). The ladies learn that they will be preparing and serving food to the homeless of LA.

The ladies exhibit a certain degree of trepidation towards this reality, with Leanne commenting off camera: “Homeless people are disgusting. I mean, they like stand on the corner and beg for money. Anyone could do that. Stop being lazy and go get a job." Says Jackie: “I'm kind of nervous, because obviously where I’m from in New Jersey, we don’t have any homeless people.” Amber says: “I’m feeling like 'ooooo,' this is unsanitary, like I’m going to get a disease, these people are going to be creepy as hell.” Erica, meanwhile, worries most about Michelle Williams: “What is she doing in a homeless shelter? Have things really been that bad since Destiny's Child split up?” Meantime Gia has a very worried look on her face. Off camera, Gia comments: “There is no way I’m going to serve homeless people. I can’t believe Laura has gone this far and thinks I’m going to sit down and, like, feed homeless people. It’s just not me."

Segment 2: Michelle Williams shows the ladies the kitchen at the homeless shelter, where the ladies are requried to don gloves, a hairnet and an apron. Amber: “A hairnet? I mean, c’mon, I am not a lunch lady!” Gia has a similar reaction: “Putting on the hairnet made me feel so much less sexier. It flattened my hair out and just didn’t do any justice for my face. It was ridiculously horrible!”

Then the ladies start gettin' the grub on. Courtnee is cutting potatoes and says that her mama would be proud to see her doing this. Surprisingly, all the girls, including Gia, take to doing the cooking work they’ve been initially assigned. Although, Gia is literally holding her nose, saying that the rice she’s working on "stinks." "Why can’t I just donate money," she asks. Soon Gia sneaks off to take a break, and Courtnee calls attention to it: “I got tired of seeing Gia sitting around while everyone else worked. She wasn’t pulling her weight.” Gia tells Leanne that she just doesn't know if she can do this work after just having seen a homeless guy in the hallway (which apparently startled her or something). Leanne tries to encourage her to get back to work.

Then Laura Baron stops by the kitchen, and Michelle Willaims reports that she’s been impressed with the ladies and their work. Laura now assigns the ladies to go serve homeless folks a meal and also says that she wants the ladies to try to interact with them and to try get to know them a little bit. Gia remarks off camera: “I don’t even serve my own husband food, and I’m going to sit here and serve homeless?” The ladies take positions at the serving window in the shelter’s cafeteria.

Then a number of homeless men stream in for a meal. The ladies are instantly impressed with how most of the homeless gentlemen are decently dressed with fairly neat appearances. Pam and Erica compliment a few of them on their attire. Pam says: “I’m very impressed when I see the homeless people. They’re just pretty nice. I thought they would be naked or something.”

Jessica, Courtnee and Jackie sit down at one table to talk with some of the homeless patrons. One guy asks, “so you guys are like, brats, right?” [Nailed it.] Jessica responds, “I wouldn’t say we’re brats, I would just say we're more privileged than most people.” The dude is appreciative that Jessica (recalling the earlier lesson when the ladies had to shop in a thrift store) compliments him on this threads, which were all purchased at a thrift store. Erica also sits down to talk to one of the dudes. She reveals that she's 26 (while the dude thought she was 19).

Gia then actually sits down at one of the tables. She admits to the men seated there that for most of her two hours here at the shelter, she felt like she didn’t want to be here, but that she's changed her mind now. An older gentlemen remarks, “I don’t want to be here either!” A younger man tells her his story about becoming homeless, becoming separated from his two daughters, who don't even know that he's homeless. But he feels like the whole experience has very much strengthened him so that he can do better for his daughters going forward. Gia admits to the table that she wished she worked harder earlier in the kitchen, but the gentlemen still compliment her on her rice, for which Gia seems very grateful and flattered. Says Gia: “I’m shocked to say that I’m actually inspired by these homeless people. I never thought in a million years that I’d be grateful to meet these men.” And the Kicker!: She tells the younger man (the one estranged from his daughters) to look her up later because she has a restaurant and is offering him a job! (Way to go there, Gia!). They hug.

At Jessica's table, the young dude she was talking to says that his dad was a judge and that he used to have a higher lifestyle, and he warns the ladies to never think that they couldn’t he homeless someday too. This makes Jackie ponder what she’d do tomorrow if her parents died. Jessica tells the dude that this whole experience is helping her to put things in a whole new perspective, “because I don’t realize I take things for granted, but I guess I do."

Segment 3: Their cooking and serving work done, the ladies meet with Laura Baron. Laura says she’s proud of them for how well they worked so far this week (which is a vast improvement over last week's camping disaster), but now she wants to push them even farther. Laura reminds them of the start of the series when they could each only take one bag into the house. Laura tells them that they’re getting all of their old stuff back tonight! She tells them that they can choose to keep any constituents of their former wardrobes that they please, but that there's about to be a competition to see which of two four-lady teams can sell off the most of their wardrobes to benefit the homeless! The carrot involved is that the team selling off the most loot will get a "very special prize."

Some of the ladies are reluctant. Jessica does not want to sell off any of her shoes. Pam remarks: “I’m a little disturbed. My clothes aren't for charity, they’re for me!” The ladies are allowed to form their own two teams, and it comes as no surprise that Erica, Pam and Jackie team up (along with Courtnee) in a team opposite Jessica and Gia (with Amber and Leanne also joining that second team).

Back at the house, the girls are all extremely excited to be suddenly reunited with their previously confiscated luggage! Pam: "It’s my Luggage, I missed you!” Jessica actually embraces her lost luggage with a hug. Jess is in love with her shoes, she says. Erica decides she’s going to give away one of her self-described “T-Erica” princess crowns, which she says is a big deal because it’s handmade. She says she wants to "help a homeless woman really bring out her inner princess, and [also] I would love to see the look on Gia’s face when they lose.” Erica's team is actually progressing towards completely filling a large bin with clothes for the sale.

In contrast, Gia's teams is not progressing so well. Gia is toking on her beloved hookah and (seemingly) jokes about putting it up for sale. Says Gia: “I’ll give any amount of money that you want, but I’m not donating my clothes.” Jessica quickly realizes that this team won’t win at this pace because the other team is setting a lot more aside for the sale. Jess tells Gia to put something in the box. Gia then decides to give up her hookah (thinking back to the guys she met at the homeless shelter, who genuinely seemed to make a real impression upon her). Jess: “Gia cares more about that hookah than I think she does her family, so that like is a very serious step for her.” Gia says to the hookah: “I love you, I’m going to miss you.”

The next morning, the ladies are back at the PATH homeless shelter. Both teams have filled a large bin with clothes for the sale. Laura Baron informs the girls that the general public has been invited to the sale and that the money raised will go to the homeless. She’s pleased the girls have donated as much as they have. Then the ladies have to price their items. Jess realizes that the folks coming in for the sale likely won’t have huge amounts to spend, so she says they need to keep all prices at 25 bucks or less.

In contrast, Erica does not want to lowball the prices: “This dress cost $350 and has been worn once. What should I price it at -- 300 or 250?” Michelle Williams comes in and is taken aback by a $200 price that Erica ultimately placed on the dress. Jess wants to win this competition, and so she tells Erica: “That’s a good price Erica, I would price it like that.” But Gia ruins Jess' fun and tells Erica that such a high price means the item will never sell. Jess is a bit perturbed at teammate Gia for saying that: “I want to win,” she tells Gia. Michelle Williams talks Erica into lowering the price to $100, and Jess is clearly annoyed at that turn of events.

With all prices set, the PATH Mall Charity Sale is Officially Open for Business! Several younger woman come in to browse the merchandise. Erica and Jessica admit their strategy of lying to these customers to try to get them to buy stuff by telling him how wonderful they’d look in it. “I’m going to lie for charity,” says Jess. One woman has her eye on the hookah. Gia wants 100 bucks and the woman wants it and says she’ll need to go to the ATM to pull out the cash.

Then Sabotage! Erica pulls the woman aside and says, “I have to tell you something about that hookah -- it does not work and there’s been a lot of people like smoking out of it, and it might have herpes.” Gia gets wind of this and rushes over to try to discredit what Erica has been saying. Off camera, Gia blasts: “Erica would definitely know a lot about herpes!”

Segment 4: The great hookah controversy continues. Gia divulges off camera, “I’m so pissed off right now I could literally punch a wall.” Gia confronts Erica, but not in her usual nasty tone since customers are around. Courtnee tells Gia that “this is for charity, so you all need to stop -- this is not about competition for me.” Courtnee is as visibly angry as she’s ever been during the entire series, but she’s really criticizing both Erica and Gia for their behavior.

Although that woman apparently decided not to buy the hookah for $100 (Erica: “Mission accomplished”), another woman is also interested in it. But alas, she only has $40. Gia tells her that on a normal day, she wouldn’t sell it for $500, but that since this is for charity, she’ll sell for $40. But Gia's visibly shaken by the sale: “It's very hard for me right now to let go by baby. It’s my hookah, it’s like my second child. There’s a million hookahs out there, but this is the one that I’ve always been with, and it’s really hard to let go.”

Similarly, Courtnee sells the skirt she’s been wearing for $20 (after a woman expressed an interest in buying it), even though she really did not want to sell it. Since this is all for charity, Courtnee takes it off, sells it, and puts on a new skirt. AND, this gives Courtnee an idea! She starts pushing the blouse she's wearing on the customers, and is able to sell it too! She says: “I literally sold the clothes off my own back, and if that’s not working hard, I don’t know what is.” I'm sorry, but every dude out there has to love Courtnee!

The sale now over, Michelle Williams announces that $3446 total have been raised for the homeless. As for the team competition, get this close result: $1741 vs. $1705! So the winner? Gia, Jess, Amber and Leanne! And Jess and Gia are SO happy to defeat Erica's team! It's announced that the winners get to go to lunch with Michelle Williams (the first time any of these ladies have eaten decent food in weeks!). At lunch, after the four all express their admiration for Destiny’s Child, Michelle Williams asks them to talk about the biggest thing they’ve learned from this series. Gia says it's been learning to appreciate her daughter and husband a lot more. Michelle warns Gia about spoiling her daughter too much as she’s growing up, and Gia indicates that she’s taking that advice to heart.

Back at the house: Gia and Courtnee have a bona fide heart-to-heart discussion. Gia confesses to Courtnee that she’s been a bad mom but wants to make up for it going forward. Gia also says postpartum depression hit her very badly from the day she gave birth. She says she was jealous of her own baby. And the old man (hubbie) apparently got wind of it, as Gia says that she was not ever left alone around the baby and was not even trusted to change the baby’s diaper (earlier in the series, Gia would often comment about how she never changed her baby's diaper).
Gia further confesses that sometimes when her daughter was crying like crazy, Gia would just lock her in her room and “I wouldn’t even give a shit.” Gia says she wishes she could go back and do all of that over again. She ways that she wants now to give her daughter everything, but she says that she gives her daughter all the wrong things (i.e., material things all the time). She admits that she does this because she feels that’s her way of trying to make up for the past.

Courtnee, BTW, would make a great psychiatrist! -- the way her little questions bring all of this out of Bad Girl Gia is truly incredible. Off camera, Courtnee says: “Gia opened up about a lot of things, and to me, that took a lot of courage.” Gia tells Courtnee that she (Gia) really doesn’t have any friends and that it was good to let these things out. Courtnee tells Gia that Courtnee's always here for Gia if she needs someone with whom to talk.

Segment 5: Time for the end of the week meeting between Laura and the ladies. Laura tells them that this week's lesson "was all about giving back." Laura says the ladies did extraordinary work this week (and for once I completely agree) and made a difference in people’s lives. Gia relates how her attitude improved as this lesson progressed and says how she offerend the one dude a job in her restaurant. Jackie says it’s no longer about the material things for her, as she’s come to realize.

Then Laura asks the ladies to tell her what they think about others' growth on the series. Talk about lightin' up the Fireworks! First up is Erica: Jessica (who hates Erica), surprisingly, says that Erica's made some changes and has made an effort, at least, to change. Next up is Gia: Pam says she thinks Gia absolutely will not change her behavior when she gets home. Erica, for good measure, says that Gia is a "bitch." Gia retorts that she’s resolved to make changes in her relationship with her daughter. Erica just rolls her eyes. Gia sees that: “Don’t roll your eyes, before your freakin’ eyelashes fall off -- what’s your problem?” Off camera, Erica says: “Gia hasn’t grown. She’s still just as selfish as she was from Day 1. She still puts herself before she puts other people, and she’s still a completely spiteful bitch.”

Segment 6 (Final Segment): They’re still talking about Gia at the group session. But Courtnee speaks up for Gia, saying that while she (Courtnee) also had a lot of reservations about Gia from the start, “Today we had the deepest conversation, and they have no clue.” Gia tells Laura Baron that she (Gia) told Courtnee this week the real reason behind the whole diaper changing thing. Courtnee then tells everyone: “Until all of us know each other’s story, we really don’t know each other, and I can say that Gia’s going to change.”

Laura says that since the series is almost over, they’re not going to announce pass or fails this week (truth be told, all 8 ladies would have passed this week anyway). But Laura says that they are going to award a VIP (Very Improved Princess) -- which will be the last such award of the series. AND COURTNEE WINS! Finally! So many times during this series, I have criticized the fact that the VIP awards the most "improved," meaning the lady who acts rotten one week and then shapes up the following week. Courtnee has been extremely well-behaved on this series from the start, and thus so often was left out of VIP consideration. Courtnee also happens to be the most grounded, down-to-earth, sweetest (and second hottest) lady on this show. She often exhibits a ton of character, and is frankly about the only lady on this show that most dudes would ever want to actually meet in real life! When she was announced as VIP tonight, it marked the first time in the history of this series that I actually became a bit emotional and yelled at my TV screen a very approving, "YES!!!!!!"

So anyway, after Courtnee receives her very deserving key to the VIP suite, Laura tells the ladies: “There is something that all of you should know -- there is one last step to this program. I'm going to be in contact with your loved ones, and I’m going to be giving them my recommendations on whether you’re graduating this program or not.”

Final Comments: As Laura Baron made that announcement at the very close of tonight's new episode, Erica looked very nervous, and for good reason: I think there's a very good chance that all 8 ladies will graduate next week, barring some huge meltdown by one or more of them in the final episode. Before this week, I would say that Gia definitely fails, but not after this week's performance. Honestly, the one gal that I think could fail is the hottest gal on the show -- Erica Rose:

Because while Erica has never exhibited the violent mean streak of such bad girls as Gia and Jess, Erica still in my mind has shown the biggest lack of progress from among any of these ladies. Erica has always been willing to participate in all activities (unlike the other bad girls), but her attitude (i.e. that she's the most wonderful thing to ever hit the planet ) has never changed one iota, unlike the attitudes of other bad girls like Gia and Jess. I'm not overly criticizing, because Erica has been one (or two) of the absolutely most entertaining things on this series, but I'm just saying that the show's criteria is an improvement in attitude, and I'm sorry, but Erica has shown none. She's still the hottest, though! Can't ever take that away from her! Just no attitude improvement.

Preview of the Season 1 Finale Episode: The ladies reunite with their families. But the British-accented series narrator said it best tonight: “Will their benefactors want them back? And under what conditions? Who will pass and who will fail?!” Also, we’re teased with Gia’s husband setting down some strict terms upon her return that Gia says she cannot accept! Stay tuned for the stunning, hot finale (and recap & summary on This Blog) of VH1's "You're Cut Off!"

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Sorry Dems, But It Will Always Be Cap'n Trade to Us!

Talk about your proverbial train having left the station! From today's Politico.com: Dems such as Senate majority leader Harry Reid are trying to eschew any reference whatsoever to their desired energy legislation as "cap and trade," instead trying to bombard the public with terms that pollsters and operatives have told them will be more prone to pull the wool over the public's eyes (errrrrr, be more appealing to the public), such as "energy independence," "clean energy,"
and "pollution bill" (link to story at bottom).

This focus comes over a year after the House dems ram-rodded through the original Cap'n Trade monstrosity without anyone having read it (recall: Pigsnout Waxman introduced over 300 pages of complex amendments to the bill on the morning of the day on which the House voted on and passed the bill). Now Senate dems are moving towards trying to jam through their own version, in what most certainly will be another massive nightmare of a bill with hundreds if not thousands of pages that no one will have read, let alone understand in any honest fashion. And whatever you do, don't refer to it as "cap and trade"!

I'm always amazed anew to witness how just incredibly stupid the democrat party thinks the American people are. Recall when they would change the way they referred to their health care bill out of the blue (e.g., "health care reform" bill abruptly became "health insurance reform" legislation). Well, sorry dems, but nothin' doin' on the ol' Cap'n Trade front, at least not among most Independents.

And it's not as if "cap and trade" is some heavily loaded political term. I think it's perfectly appropriate, must like the phrase, "health care reform." I have not adopted the much more argumentative political phrase used by the republican party -- "cap and tax" -- even though there most certainly will be significant increases in the energy bills of all Americans if the dems are successful in foisting through their Cap'n Trade desires.

Gosh, that's just what we need right now with the current economy! But one thing's for sure: As we saw with the health care legislation, Obama & The Leftist Dems will keep trying and keep trying to force through their energy legislation just so long as they have something close to a Senate supermajority. That means right up 'til November 2. You can make book on it, unfortunately.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/39896.html

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Gee, Thanks Obama & The Leftist Dems For Forcing Me to Vote for a Moran & George W. Bush Clone for U.S. Senate! Thanks a Lot.



And so is the angst of this and many other Independents as we look forward the November midterm elections. We must (at least I and a majority of us believe, according to a recent poll) vote republican in our U.S. House & Senate races in order to try to restore some measure of power balance to a Washington DC that has been frighteningly controlled by the far leftist Obama & The Dems for the last year and a half.

Now, I'd be the first to admit that I totally march to the beat of my own drummer and am fairly atypical among Independents, in that I pride myself in never voting for candidates from either of these two extreme-controlled B.S. parties. As noted often in this space, I haven't voted for a dem or a repub in any race since the mid-1990's, and the only the dem or repub I've ever voted for in a presidential election was Clinton in 1992 when I was a kid, much more to the left, and was hoodwinked by the charms of the slimeball known as Slick Willie.

Instead, since these days I always vote for third party candidates as a protest against these two parties. In contrast, most of my fellow Independents try their best to choose between the lesser of two evils and typically vote for either a dem or repub in most races. I refuse to do that, but I respect and realize that most Independents see and do things differently.

However, this fall I really feel that I have no choice but to vote repub in my federal races (I damn sure won't be voting for any repubs in my state and local races). I feel this obligation after watching 18 plus months of the most politically extreme control of our federal government that I've witnessed in my lifetime. Simply put, Obama & The Dems, with their iron grip on federal power, have been great for the 15-20% of the population that they represent, but what about all the rest of us? So I must swallow my principles and pride and vote repub at the federal level in November.

Which brings me to the subject of one Jerry Moran (pictured above on the phone), the likely GOP nominee in the Kansas U.S. Senate race this fall. Today my day was effectively ruined when I saw this Moran in a TV ad acting like your typical deranged right-winger, talking about how he wants to push a bunch of tax cuts and get back to the W Bush way of doings things in that regard.

Excuse Me! W Bush presided over a regime that started this country down the road of absolute fiscal irresponsibility that has only festered to new heights on the watch of the Leftists. W Bush saddled us (1) with huge wartime spending debts over a B.S. war in Iraq whose pretense, WMD's, was absolutely false (and I believe W knew that full well going in) and (2) a flurry of tax cuts coupled with huge deficit spending.

Obama & The Dems have only ratcheted up that irresponsible spending six-fold, with the 2009 budget deficit being almost 6 times the worst it ever was under W Bush. W irresponsibility: Cut taxes, jack up spending, and fight a highly costly war we had no reason fighting. Obama irresponsibility: Raise taxes to the hilt, jack up spending and the size of the federal government as much as possible, and continue to prosecute a different war without any apparent strategy for winning it or achieving a point of exit. (Have I said before that the two worst presidents of my lifetime have been W Bush and Obama, so destructively back-to-back and even worse than Jimmy Carter, which is really saying something?)

The solution to our extreme fiscal woes in this country lies in a courageous leader who realizes that getting back on the right track involves reigning in spending through hard and unpopular budgetary choices, while at the same time recognizing that this is no time for tax cuts (nor tax increases). Where is that leader? Well, he sure as hell ain't running for the U.S. Senate in Kansas. And the one repub who might (but probably won't) beat out the Moran for the GOP nomination is one Todd Tiahrt -- a Tea Party favorite whose mindless attack ads on the Moran make him even more scary to me than the W Bush clone!

So thanks again, Obama & The Leftist Dems for forcing me, against principle, to vote for someone whom I would not otherwise vote for in a million years. Although, in closing, I will say one positive thing about the Moran: Unlike his twin, W Bush, at least the Moran knows how to hold a phone in the correct direction. Which, I guess, makes W the even bigger Moran than the Moran himself!

Friday, July 16, 2010

CNN.com Asks Which Actor Should Portray Dem Slimeball John Edwards In Upcoming Film. I Say a Scuzbucket Actor Equal to Edwards' Status Should Be Cast!


After all, who better than a sleazewad to totally get into the role of playing another one? And as you might expect, I have a few ideas:

First, and topping my list of candidates -- deranged right-winger and confirmed sick-minded racist, Mel Gibson. I would assume that after his recent phone tirades have gone public, dude will be heading to rehab very soon if he's not there already. When he emerges from that, he's going to need activities to occupy his time so that he doesn't go back on the wagon (or is it off the wagon -- just like the Seinfeld episode, I can't ever keep it straight). So the role would be perfect for Gibson. And maybe even a little package deal could be in the works, with loony left-winger and devout socialist Danny Glover -- of course, Gibson's co-star in all the Lethal Weapon films -- being cast to play Barack Obama in the Edwards film. Talk about a silver screen reunion!

Second, Robert Blake, of Baretta fame. Blake was acquitted in 2001 for whacking out his wife, but -- very similar to O.J. Simpson -- was later found liable in a civil court of law for the wrongful death of said wife. So he certainly has the credentials to play a douchebag. Gravitating against him, however, is his relative lack of a ton of experience on the bigscreen (as he's most well-known as a TV actor, and even that was in the very distant past).

Third, and speaking of O.J. -- how about "The Juice" himself to play this role? Sure, the audience would have to get past the small detail of an African-American playing a man known to be very white, but Orenthal James does have a bigscreen acting background and might just be up to the task. Of course, a much bigger hindrance than his race would be the fact that he's currently serving a 9-year bit in the can in Nevada. Special arrangements would have to be made with the hoosegow. Maybe O.J.'s take from the film could be split between the prison and O.J.'s creditors? And O.J. might just be agreeable to that, since anything's better than sitting around in the joint.

Fourth, and I'm talking a real dark horse candidate here given his lack of any movie acting experience -- Bill Clinton. Yes, Slick Willie himself. True, he's never been in a movie (or one of which I'm aware). But please! I don't like the man at all, but I would never question that he's perhaps the best pure politician (a real insult in my book, BTW) that I've seen during my lifetime. Sure, Reagan & Obama could and can really deliver from the prepared speech and teleprompter, but so could Clinton, and neither of those two dudes are anywhere close to Clinton's league when it comes to his skills on his feet (i.e., "off-prompter"). I have no doubt that Clinton could put in a good performance as Edwards, and Willie certainly has the slimeball prerequisite down pat.

Last, but not least -- Charlie Sheen. One thing sure to be depicted in the upcoming Edwards film is the National Enquirer chasing him around a hotel where he was meeting his mistress, Rielle Hunter. Edwards ultimately was forced to duck inside a hotel shithouse and lock himself in there until the smoke cleared. In similar style, Sheen recently exhibited the same sort of mouse-like behavior, sneaking around and scurrying off from rehab in a cheesy porn mustache disguise in order to meet up with his mistress. And Sheen obviously is no stranger to A-List Hollywood roles insofar as such films as Wall Street and Platoon. Although relegated in recent years to the small screen, this could be Sheen's Big Comeback!

So there you have it. I ultimately come down on the side of Gibson or Sheen being cast. The others deserve consideration, but alas the others appear to lack the Slimeball Stuff and/or big movie experience that a Gibson or Sheen could bring to the Edwards role. Maybe I should be a Hollywood casting director!? Or, at the very least, a dolly grip, best man (best boy?) or gaffer? Hell, stick me in some stunts and throw me through some tables and windows. I'm game! All I gotta do is, Act Naturally.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/07/16/who.will.play.edwards/index.html?hpt=C2

Thursday, July 15, 2010

See Ya Later, Tater: "The Flight of the Independents" Cited by Politico.com As
Reason #1 For Obama's High Unpopularity.

From today's Politico.com (link to full story at bottom):

"The flight of independents . . . [O]n the issues voters care the most about — the economy, jobs and spending — Obama has shown himself to be a Big Government liberal. This reality is killing him among independent-minded voters — a trend that started one year ago and has worsened lately. On the eve of his inaugural address, nearly six in 10 independents approved of his job performance. By late July of 2009 — right around the time Obama was talking up health care and pressuring Democrats to vote on cap-and-trade legislation — independents started to take flight. Many never returned. For the first time in his presidency, Obama’s approval rating among independents has dropped below 40 percent, according to the widely respected Gallup."

The only thing that I really have to add here is that Independents' mad dash for the exits is certainly not limited to Obama exclusively, but instead fully applies to that larger institution to which I like to refer as Obama & The Dems -- meaning the entire democrat party power grip on DC. Obama may sit atop that structure, but he is only one part of it. Senate and House dems need to go so that some measure of power balance between these two destructive parties can be returned to the federal government. And that's precisely what we Independents intend to do come November (since we control election outcomes), even if the stench of having to vote for some republicans is almost too much to bare for many of us.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/39772.html

The Return of Assmunch & Bunghole?


Word around the Net today is that MTV plans to bring back the old Beavis & Butt-head series anew (link at bottom). Reportedly, nothing will change except that the setting will be the 2010's instead of the 1990's. Original series creator Mike Judge will be involved and, presumably, all of the old side characters (such as Mr. Buzzcut and the gullible old man neighbor with Hank Hill's voice) will return.

If you've never seen this show, it's sort of a poor man's Seinfeld in that it truly is about nothing. You have two high school morons who giggle a lot but (thanks to good writing) actually get off some pretty funny lines and blasts. Their life revolves around sitting at home watching (and making fun of) music videos, going to the convenience store for nachos and hitting on chicks there ("Heeeey --- Baby"), and occasionally going to school and working menial jobs when they absolutely must.

My reaction to this news is a lot like my reaction to all of these old '80s and '90s movies and shows that they've been remaking this year. While there is a certain interest factor in seeing these old shows and movies brought up to date, I think that a majority of the time they should just leave them where they lie -- in the past.

What was Ward Cleaver's old line on this subject from Leave It To Beaver (and no, I was not alive when LITB was on the air)? Something like, "Beaver, when you try to relive the past, you'll usually find that it's not quite the same the second time around." But that being said, when the New Beavis & Butt-head hits the air, I'm "there, dude. Huh, huh, huh. Huh, Huh."

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/07/15/2085084/beavis-and-butthead-are-back.html

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Why You, I Oughta Pound You --
With a Riding Crop?


I've been known to tease young relatives with the promise that if they don't shape up, I'm going to have to beat them with a riding crop. And today I find that some people apparently actually do that! As the Kansas City Star reports today, a Johnson County, Kansas, day care facility in the town of Bucyrus has been shut down by the State of Kansas over allegations that the female owner (and another adult living at the facility) would beat the children with a riding crop! (Link to full story at bottom).

And at least as to the female owner of the Shirley Joyce McClellan Day Care Home, it's apparently not just an allegation. The owner reportedly admitted to investigators that she beat the kids with said riding crop. Not only that, she reportedly told them that if the kids starting acting up in the same way in the future, she'd do it all over again!

But get this: The owner also admitted to pounding the kids with the proverbial "back of her hand," as well as with a stick. I would say that this woman leaves no stone or potential bludgeoning device unturned, but alas there are many ways in which she could always try to up her arsenal if she desired to do so. But apparently she doesn't have any buggy whips, fly whisks, railroad spikes, rifle butts, two-by-fours, yardsticks, beanpoles, tire irons, walking canes or tree switches at her disposal right at the moment.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/07/14/2083654/johnson-county-daycare-closed.html

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Tweeting Hugo: Do As I Say, Not As I Do.


Since April, Venezuelan socialist dictator Hugo Chavez has developed quite the Twitter presence, amassing more than 650,000 "followers" -- me among them (although he always tweets in Spanish, and I'm not fluent). But apparently Chavez is not so open-minded when it comes to his own subjects (errrr, citizens) tweeting. Reports Forbes.com this week (first link at bottom for the full story):

"Last week two Venezuelans, a 35-year-old woman and a 41-year-old man, were charged with marking statements on Twitter critical of Venezuela's banking system and face up to 11 years in prison . . . Fifteen more Internet users may face similar charges in the coming days."

The story also reports that this isn't first instance of Chavez "extending his tight control of the media to the digital realm":

"Last March, [Chavez] asked his country's parliament for a bill regulating the Internet, allowing the blocking of Websites and restricting access to a single Internet service provider, a move that would allow earlier surveillance."

Now, while such restrictions on free speech may seem appalling to us, Chavez is not without his admirers here in the United States, such as Obama's "diversity czar" at the Federal Communications Commission, Mark Lloyd (pictured above), who has previously called our First Amendment freedoms a "distraction" and has previously expressed his admiration for Chavez's restrictions upon the Venezuelan media (see my blog post on that topic from last year, second link below).

But are people like Chavez or Lloyd really all that much of a surprise (apart from the outrage of a person with Lloyd's views being permitted to have such a position at the FCC)? After all, no country in the history of the world has ever had a piece of law quite like our First Amendment or a law which extends all of the freedoms and rights that our First Amendment does. So of course there are always going to be plenty of folks, foreign and domestic, who will be very antagonistic towards the First Amendment's principles. And that's why we always have to keep an eye on those folks and battle to ensure that our First Amendment is never undermined, compromised or ignored. Lest you want to live in a place like Venezuela, that is.

http://blogs.forbes.com/firewall/2010/07/12/two-venezuelans-face-up-to-11-years-in-prison-for-twittering/

Monday, July 12, 2010

Episode 6 Tonight of "You're Cut Off" on VH1!
The Spoiled Rotten Hotties Are Forced to Rough It in the Wild on a Camping Trip!




Nutshell Synopsis: The ladies are shuttled off to the sticks on a forced overnight camping trip, with disastrous results, drunken escapades, near fisticuffs, and all-around fireworks aplenty!

Segment 1: It's morning at the house. Jackie says things are a lot calmer now that Chrissy was given the boot off the show last week (but how long with THAT last?). Gia is this week's VIP (Very Improved Princess), meaning she's in charge of the other ladies for the week. She's happy about this as well as the fact that her birthday is tomorrow. The ladies get a note from Show Moderator, Laura Baron, telling them to get their household chores done and then to pack up for an overnight trip (not revealing the nature of such excursion).

Gia then doles out the household chore assignments. She personally hates Jackie and Pam, and so she assigns the awful toilet cleaning duty to Jackie and assigns two jobs to Pam (since there's a leftover job now that Chrissy's gone, not that Chrissy ever did ANY work) -- kitchen cleaning and mop duty. Gia tells Pam: “You’re a big bitch so I gave you two things.” Interestingly, despite promising last week to use her VIP power to make Erica (whom Gia also hates) do the toilet cleaning, Gia assigns yard work to Erica, which Erica has done before and actually does not mind (obviously Gia did not realize that).

Jessica, Gia's primary friend and ally, then spills coffee all over the kitchen and won’t clean it up because Pam has kitchen and mopping duty. It's strongly implied that Jessica made the mess on purpose (NOOO!!). Pam is most irritated, but mops up the coffee nevertheless, saying she doesn’t want any more drama. Then everyone packs up and heads out to the mini-vans for their overnight trip.

The vans take the ladies out to a narrow gravel road winding through the hills outside LA. And the ladies are not liking how this is shaping up, as they are in the middle of nowhere. The vans stop and the ladies have to start walking down this very isolated road. Soon they stumble across a bunch of camping equipment that’s been placed there for them. Next Laura Baron shows up and tells them that this week's lesson is about discovering the beauty of nature and learning that they don't have to spend a lot of money to have a fun time, and that they will be camping (but really it's a test to see if the ladies will come together and bond in a rough environment). This immedately concerns the ladies a great deal. Courtnee literally tries to signal and call a timeout (“Laura, you tell I’m gonna do what?”). Erica: “Actually I have been camping before -- I have houses in Aspen and Palm Springs.” Laura Baron gives the ladies a list of things that must be done by dark.

Gia and Jessica take off walking further down the road, carrying a relatively light amount of gear compared to what Gia has assigned the other ladies to lug up the road. Courtnee: “These yard rats had the nerve to leave me, Erica, Jackie and Pam to carry all of this stuff.” Up the road, Jessica almost has a panic attack after she sees a prairie dog sprint across the road. The other girls are having problems with their heavier loads. Complains Jackie about Gia and about having to hoof all this stuff around: “She’s such a bitch -- I feel like a homeless bum.” Meantime, Gia and Jessica are even having problems with their lighter loads, with Gia lamenting that she feels like "the Hunchback of Notre Dame" carrying this crap. After a shovel falls out of Jackie’s gear, she says: “F*** the shovel -- I’m not picking that up.” Erica adds: "Everyone’s sweating except me because I got botox injections under my arms so I don’t sweat."

Jessica is the first to arrive at the ladies' camp site, proclaiming “OH MY GOD!” Apparently the ladies were expecting a house to stay in, and instead they get only a campfire space with tree stumps circled around it for sitting. Jessica: “This is like a horror film!” As the girls with heavier loads arrive, Gia (having already arrived just after Jessica) is lying down on a log trying to catch a tan. Note: Most or all of the ladies still have their heels on and wore them while lugging all this equipment up the road! With everyone at the campsite, Gia makes it clear to all that since she’s VIP, if anyone bitches at her about anything, she’s going to be even harder on them. Erica: “I can tell Gia is about to go on a major power trip.”

Segment 2: Gia assigns the girls to pitch the tents, including her VIP tent. The ladies try to follow the instructions that come with the tents, but Erica has trouble figuring out where the stakes are among the various components of the tent kit. Courtnee: “It’s probably the little things that look like nails.” Erica: “Ohhhhhhhhh!”

Meanwhile, Gia gets her own air mattress for her tent because she’s VIP (while everyone else has to sleep on the hard ground inside their tents). Gia uses the air mattress blower on her boobs to dry off the perspiration. Then Gia lies down on her air mattress and asks Jessica, “do I still look pretty?” Jessica: “You’re in the f***in wilderness, stop trying to look hot!” Then an insect flies down Jessica's boobs and she scurries around trying to get rid of it. Gia is just lounging on her mattress watching all of the other ladies work.

Gia then assigns Jackie and Pam (two of her hated enemies) to go dig "poop holes" for the ladies to use to go to the bathroom. Then get this: Three young dudes stroll up towards the campsite! (During this series, the ladies have had VERY LITTLE exposure to or contact with any men). Brian is one of the three dudes, and he tells the ladies that Laura Baron has sent the dudes up here to help out the ladies.

Another of the dudes, named August, is immediately whisked away by the hand by Erica, who tells him: "I’m single, Pam is single and Courtnee’s single, and I’m the cutest -- are you guys going to stay the night with us?” She also tells him: "I’m actually one of the more lower maintenance of the girls here.” Courtnee: “Where there’s a guy, there’s Erica.” [Point of clarification: I believe that all of these ladies are single except for Gia. I could have that wrong, but I don't think so.]

Jessica and Leanne are ordered by Gia to go help the third dude (who doesn't give his name, but wears a hat) catch some fish. Both are mortified down at a fish pond when they have to actually touch bait worms. Leanne asks Hat Dude, "are there fishes in here?" Hat Dude responds (and I loved this line): "Fish constitutes both the singular and the plural for fish, and yes there should be fish in here." But the two ladies have trouble catching anything, and as they later arrive back at camp, it appears that they caught nothing.

Pam, Jackie and Erica must dig holes for the ladies to go to the bathroom in, and August goes with them to help. Erica says off camera that she wants to do a good job so that August will be impressed with her. After the holes are finished, August tells the three ladies to start gathering firewood to take down to the campsite. But a few of the logs they pick up have ants, which scares the hell out of Jackie and Erica. Says Erica: "It wasn’t exactly the type of wood that I was really looking for" (NO, you can't, and I don't, make this stuff up on this show!).

Courtnee has been assigned build-a-fire duty and is helping Brian assemble wood in what will be the evening campfire. He tells her the sticks and logs needs to be assorted in a log cabin shape in order to get a fire going. Courtnee says: “Are you serious, I thought you just threw all of them in there, lit it, like lit the thingee, so that it go WUSH!” Soon they have a campfire started in the campfire pit. Everyone gathers back at the camp site near dusk, and the three dudes announce that they’re heading out and leaving the ladies alone for the night (much to the chagrin of Erica, who several times had asked August whether the dudes would be staying with them for the night, to which he really never responded with a straight answer).

Now it’s dinner time, and the ladies hit the coolers that they previously hauled up the road. They have hot dogs, some lower-grade steak meat, canned baked beans, and fresh vegetables to roast over the fire (sounds like some awesome campfire eats to me -- just give me the ultra-low-fat hot dogs!). The ladies are not at all enthused about this cuisine, but the wine and champagne with which they have also been provided helps to temper some of their disgust. Erica nestles down by the fire to start roasting up some of the cheap steak meat, saying that she's trying to whip up a wilderness version of one of her favorite dishes, Steak TarTare. Off camera, Jessica comments about Erica: “How the freak is she not melting [so close to the fire]! She’s like 90% plastic!”

The ladies are now running low on firewood, and so Gia orders Pam and Jackie to go grab more wood, which angers them both. Jackie is about to lose it, saying she’s on the edge of a nervous breakdown due to Gia's bossing. As Jackie puts her hands on more wood and the segment heads to commercial, a wolf is oddly heard howling in the distance (and I'm frankly not sure whether this was intended as a sound effect or whether it was supposed to be real -- likely the former).

Segment 3: Nightfall! Jackie off camera reveals that her plan for the night is to drink a lot so that forgets “about everything,” namely Gia. Erica, Pam and Jackie are all getting drunk, while Jess (not drinking) is only becoming annoyed at them. Erica, now very much drunk, says, “who can make the best frog noise,” and she starts in with her annoying noise, over and over and over again. Jess reaches her limit and warns Erica not to make the noise again, although Erica keeps making it (quiet Amber deplores her to stop).

Then Erica changes the discussion topic abruptly: “Who else besides me here has made out with another girl?” It doesn’t look like anyone else raised her hand, except perhaps Pam or Jackie, since it looked like someone almost completely offscreen did raise her hand. Gia and Jessica are becoming increasingly perturbed at Erica’s drunken behavior. Jessica finally can’t take it anymore and walks off to her tent (apparently she's staying in the VIP tent with Gia). Then Jessica discovers that someone has slashed and flattened Gia's air mattress! She breaks the awful news to Gia. It's then revealed that Jackie and Pam plotted and carried out this dastardly act of vandalism against the hated Gia's matress. Says Pam: "Gia can sleep on the ground just like all us other bitches!"

Following the matress slash, Jessica and Jackie start bickering. They debate which one of them hates the other the most. Then they start shouting in each other’s faces. Gia and Jessica (not drinking) next indicate they’re leaving rather than trying to deal with drunk people. But before they can leave, the drunk Jackie calls Gia a “big ass bitch,” prompting Gia to get all in Jackie’s face. Gia and Jessica finally do walk away. Says Jessica: “I can’t take this, this is like an instigation.” And it is. And it’s clear this has been planned by Jackie and Pam (with Erica as an ally) to start standing up to Gia and Jess, who normally tell people what to do and then those people fall in line. Gia and Jess don’t seem to know how to handle this new rebellion!

Gia and Jess retire to their flattened bed. Erica tells Gia through the tent, “Goodnight birthday loser.” Gia responds: “Goodnight you fake whore.” Back at the fire, Erica and Jackie are getting even more drunk. Erica keeps yelling out trash talk at Gia, who is at the entrance of her tent fuming and warning Erica that she (Gia) is on the verge of coming out there and punching Erica right in the face. Heading to commercial, Erica tells Gia, “Goodnight birthday penis,” which is very non-sensical, although Erica is now falling down drunk, after all!

Segment 4: It’s the morning, and it's Gia's birthday! Courtnee (who is the hot leggy supermodel-type from Charlotte, North Carolina -- the hometown of The Nature Boy Ric Flair -- and who is everyone's friend and supporter, and easily the most redeeming personality on this rotten show) gives Gia a hug and wishes her happy birthday. That was very sweet, Courtnee. Really though! But the bickering starts in immediately between Erica/Jackie vs. Gia/Jessica. Moderator Laura Baron strolls in to the campsite to the alarming sound of Jackie and Jessica lobbing F-bombs at each other. “What’s going on!?” asks Laura. She's very disappointed to arrive to all of this fighting and orders the girls to get packed up now, and she tells them that she'll see them back at the house promptly. Off camera, Laura comments: “Only one night away from civilzation and they completely unraveled.”

Back at the house, Gia, Leanne and Jessica gather everyone’s grocery lists and go grocery shopping for the week. They head out to Fields Market/Fine Foods in LA. Leanne (whom, although she's nice, has very much faded into the background as a lackey for everyone, and should never be compared in the same breath with Courtnee & Amber) comments: “Today’s Gia’s birthday so we're going to get anything Gia wants.” The threesome basically fills the whole shopping cart with items that Gia wants, with Jessica and Leanne only too happy to partake in the endeavor (Jessica and Leanne: Ever heard of thinking Independently for once in your lives!?). Gia makes it clear that this is revenge for last night, as Jackie, Erica and Pam will not be getting any of their requested groceries.

Prior to the grocery shopping threesome's arrival back at the house, Erica and Pam resolve to try to stay away from Jessica and Gia, whom Pam describes as “both insane” and having “a lot of issues” (although who doesn't on this show, truth be told?). Erica: “I’m really tired of fighting Jess and Gia -- they’re not really worthy opponents to me anyway.”

The grocery shopping crew arrives home and Gia gloats that she didn't get the groceries that Jackie, Erica and Pam wanted, even though those 3 ladies completed their household chores this week. Erica complains and then storms off in a huff, to which Gia responds: “I don’t care, Erica, go f*** yourself!” [Personal Note: Hold it right there Gia: That's MY catchphrase!] Gia then reveals that she spent most of the ladies' grocery budget for the entire week buying ingredients to make Gia a birthday cake!!!

On the outside patio, an angry Jackie says it’s her mission to make this the worst birthday that Gia has ever had, with Pam and Erica ready to help. The three of them take to calling Gia (out of her hearing), “Queen B, meaning Queen Basset Hound!” Erica then pokes her head inside the house and says “Hi Basset Hound” to Gia. Pam joins in from outside with some dog howling noises. Gia storms outside and gets in Erica’s face -- “Who are you calling a dog!” Erica responds: “Don’t touch me.” Courtnee (everybody’s friend, who stays out of all this drama and BS) is on the sideline grinning at the behavior of Erica & Gia. Erica tries to walk away, but Gia follows her around the yard saying, “Don’t call me a dog!” over and over again. Erica is remaining cool, but Gia’s about to lose it. Erica: “Fight with your words Gia -- you don’t have enough words to fight with.” Pam and Jackie are at the deck table laughing it up at this sight.

Segment 5: Time for the ladies' weekly sit down with Laura Baron at the house. Laura is very disappointed that the ladies didn’t bond on the camping trip but rather returned to their bad behavior. Pam complains about Gia taking advantage of her VIP title. Gia admits she abused her power, but that she did so “with all the pride in the world!” Jessica complains about how Erica and Jackie were carrying on drunk with trash talk the previous night after Jessica and Gia went to bed. Gia then accuses Erica of having implants (which is probably true, but who knows for sure and who really cares? -- Awesome Rack = Awsome Rack). Erica responds: “You know my boobs aren’t implants, they just look really good tonight.” Erica always has this silly little grin on her face, and Jessica erupts at the sight of it: “Stop smiling like that, you Malibu whore” [a funny line, principally because Erica Rose is a Texas gal from Houston].

Segment 6: Laura Baron tells the lades that she believes in all of them and wants them to just "let their walls down," stop all the fighting, and "not be affected by all the noise." Jessica really likes the line about "not being affected by all the noise" and tells Laura that she (Jessica) might adopt that as her new motto. Now it's time for this week's grades from Laura Baron!

Jessica was way too angry this week and fails. Pam somehow passes (not sure why), apparently because Erica and Jackie were more the direct instigators against Gia and Jessica. Jackie is credited for standing up for herself, but Laura thinks she took that too far and fails Jackie. Courtnee, Amber and Leanne all pass for being their generally positive selves, although Laura tells them they are not taking enough risks and that she wants them to start asserting more leadership. OK, Sorry, but that's very choice! I'm OK with telling them to assert more leadership, but WTF is with that comment telling them to take more risks! Those 3, to their credit, stay the hell out of all this mindless, 1st-grade style drama and bickering engaged in incessantly by Erica, Pam, Jackie, Gia and Jessica. How precisely are they supposed to start taking some risks? By starting to get in the middle of that moronic verbal sparring? Sorry, but that comment and criticism was way out of line and way misplaced by Ms. Laura Baron. But I digress.

Next up: Gia. Laura Baron obviously fails Gia for abusing her VIP powers by doing absolutely nothing while she doled out the worst jobs to the people she hates the most. Erica also fails (and deservedly so, despite her extremely hot look and very funny lines) for instigating a lot of the crap this week and simultaneously always trying to play the victim.

And here's a bit of a bombshell. Since in Laura Baron's eyes, no one improved to any great degree this week (even though 4 girls did pass), no one is awarded VIP this week. This again goes towards my running criticism of this show and the VIP award: Since the award is all about rewarding people who acted terribly the week before and then acted better the following week, nice girls who never f*** up like Courtnee and Amber (my two personal favorites on this show, even if I do also find Erica and Gia to be incredibly hot) can NEVER possibly win VIP! But oh well, them's just the rules of the game, I guess. UPPPP! THEMZ THE RULZ!

To end this segment and this episode, Laura Baron warns the ladies that just a few weeks are left in the series (Thank God, truth be told! -- I will NEVER again cover another hour-long reality series -- half-hour ones for me from here on out!). With only two weeks left, Laura tells the ladies that time is running out to get where they need to be in order to graduate from the show and to have their benefactors take them back with open arms (and open pocketbooks). Erica caps off the episode by commenting, “I still the think the world would be a lot better of a place if Gia had never been born.”

Preview of the Two Remaining Episodes of Season 1: Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child meets the ladies and introduces them to a charitable program close to her heart known as PATH (People Assisting The Homeless). That's right, the ladies' next assignment is to serve homeless food at a homeless shelter! The prospect of this endeavor makes the ladies none too happy, BTW. And in a special added attraction, the ladies rejoice as they find out they are about to get the wardrobes back that they they were forced to discard at the start of the series -- only to find out, such wardrobes are going to be auctioned off to raise money for PATH! I love it when Snobbish Disappointments Meet Good Causes! Great Stuff Upcoming! Check Back Next Monday Night!