Monday, March 28, 2016

Anarchy in the U-Konn: "Parents in Easter Egg Hunt Ramgage; Adults Push Children to Ground, Steal Their Buckets" in Connecticut...

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One four-year-old  was "left bloody" and "many toddlers were pushed into the mud" by the "marauding parents,...
Saturday, March 26, 2016

Big Doings in the democrat party Agenda:
Hilary the Hoary "Pushes 'Area 51' Reveal."
But Why Stop There?

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While she's at it, Clinton ougtta go the whole nine yards and really add some meat to the democrat party platform for November.  I...
Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Thumbs Down?: "Three Women Pick Up Hitchhiker, Force Him to Have Sex"...

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...You know, when Walkin' Joe Teasdale (pictured above with the late Jimmy Carter) traversed the State of Missouri by foot in 1976, ...
Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Super Dupe Old Poop: Hilary the Hoary Lays the Smackdown on Old-Fangled socialist Grouch Bernie Sanders on Tuesday. Makes Me Wonder...

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In recent days we've seen the Sanders supporters pouring their efforts into organizing protests and disrupting crazy Trump ramblings...
Sunday, March 13, 2016

Party Like It's 1984: Marco Rubio Wins D.C. gop-er Primary, Piling the Beltway On Top of Minnesota in His Treasure Trove of Campaign Wins!

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District of Columbia and Minnesota. My goodness would Fritz Mondale be proud! And Nancy Reagan nostalgic. The Robotic Waterboy su...
Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Tuesday Primaries: Big Winner in Both Parties is Old-Fangled socialist Grouch Bernie Sanders, Who Upset Hilary In Michigan! But...

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...Make no mistake, Bernie still has ZILCH chance at the democrat party nomination.  The Corrupt democrat party Fix has been in on this ...
Friday, March 4, 2016

Stop the Press: "Obama Staying in DC After Presidency." Sometimes Drudge Report's a Bit Slow on the Uptake...

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The fact that Obama has bought a house in D.C. and plans to stay there after his presidency in order to stick his snoot in everything an...
Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Marco Super-bio on Tuesday with gop-er Elites, But Not Much of Anyone Else, Making Waterboy Tuesday's Super Loser (& Voter Enthusiasm the Big Winner)...

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The young Cuban Waterboy from Florida, Rubio the Repeating Robot (does this guy know any insult other than "con artist"?), has...
Friday, February 26, 2016

Jelly Fish: A Solitary Thought After Watching the gop-er Presidential Candidates Rumble Thursday Night...

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...If these gop-er party candidates were ever 1/100th as rough, riled up, and competitive with the democrat party presidential nominee a...
Thursday, February 25, 2016

The Hell You Say: "Obama Depicted as Murderous Devil in Moscow." But C'MON!...

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...Obama never murdered no one. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/feb/5/obama-depicted-as-murderous-devil-downtown-moscow/ htt...
Sunday, February 21, 2016

South Carolina & Nevada: Hilary, Trump & Rubio the Big Winners. Meantime Good Riddance to the Bush Dynasty!

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First and foremost: Bye Bye Bush. Here's hoping we never have to see another one of your family running for president ever again (if...
Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Look At This GOOF

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In recent days, we've seen Hilary the Hoary, in no particular order: - Bark like a dog uncontrollably at a rally; - Speak in a f...
Saturday, February 13, 2016

Today's Death of Antonin Scalia: Easily the Most Historically Significant Event of the Obama Years and Probably Since 9-11...

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Scalia's death gives Obama the opportunity to try to transform the U.S. Supreme Court into a 5-4 leftist majority in what's left...
Friday, February 12, 2016

"Economic Catastrophe Close" for socialist Venezuela, Leaving His Majesty King Nothing, Sean Penn, & Danny Glover All Utterly Dejected...

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...And it doesn't reflect so well, either, on today's democrat party, which flirts this year with making old-fangled socialist...
Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Pig in a Ballot: "600 lb. Hog Shows Up at New Hampshire Polling Place"! But I Cries Foul (or at least Swine)...

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...Chris Christie should not be allowed to vote in the primary.  He's from Jersey for chrissakes! https://www.bostonglobe.com/met...
Friday, February 5, 2016

Report: "Jimmy Carter Says He'd Pick Malleable Trump Over Cruz." JIMMY CARTER? Really?...

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...I thought dude was dead?!? http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jimmy-carter-picks-trump-over-cruz
Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Can We Just Put Iowa Out to Pasture? Regardless of the Hilary & socialist Bernie Coin Flips, Iowa Had One Big Winner Monday Night: Waterboy Turned New "Comeback Kid," Marco Rubio...

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First a simple truth: Only a country so messed up as to be incessantly controlled by slimeball parties like the democrat party and gop-e...
Friday, January 29, 2016

Glad You're Around to Tell Us These Things: "Federal Reserve Says Growth in U.S. Has Slowed"...

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Really?  Anemic economic growth this decade? First I've heard about anything like that. Gets me thinking: Someone should bestow th...
Monday, January 25, 2016

No Thanks: Former Big Apple Mayor Mikey Bloomberg "Exploring Plans for Independent Presidential Bid" If socialist Bernie Sanders Gets democrat party Nomination...

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While one of these years I would greatly welcome an actual viable Independent candidate for president (not to mention our first Jewish p...
Friday, January 22, 2016

This'll Teach Him to Try to Break Out the Hoosegow: Kansas Man Given "128-Year Sentence for Attempted Prison Escape"...

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Although actually, an argument could be made that this con (52-year-old Scott Gilbert) got off pretty easy peazy Japaneazy. If he'd ...
Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Blue Bite Special: Broad Allegedly "Bit Off Walmart Worker's Finger After Getting Caught Stealing Condoms, Lubricant and Panties"...

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...No word yet, however, whether this Carolynn Wright dish at least protected herself first by slipping a condom over the digit before g...
Friday, January 15, 2016

"Shock" Headline from Drudge This Week:
"[r]epubl*cans Woo Whites"!

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Geez, Stop the Press there, Matt. And further, if you do ever discover that gop-ers are trying to "woo" anyone other than w...
Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Easy Targets: "Elementary Students to Stop Reciting God Bless America After ACLU Threatens Legal Action." Why Doesn't the ACLU Ever Go After the Big Boys?

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For example: "God Bless America," of course, is routinely performed during Major League Baseball games (sometimes with a big-b...
Friday, January 8, 2016

Twisted Sisters: dnc "Under Pressure to Remove" Chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson Amid Dumb Remarks & "Charges of Favoritism" Toward Hilary. But Never Fear, a Replacement Awaits!

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No, Patty "Wasserman" Simpson ain't exactly the most popular figure in the ol' democrat party these days. Always pro...