Friday, January 15, 2016

"Shock" Headline from Drudge This Week:
"[r]epubl*cans Woo Whites"!

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Geez, Stop the Press there, Matt. And further, if you do ever discover that gop-ers are trying to "woo" anyone other than w...
Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Easy Targets: "Elementary Students to Stop Reciting God Bless America After ACLU Threatens Legal Action." Why Doesn't the ACLU Ever Go After the Big Boys?

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For example: "God Bless America," of course, is routinely performed during Major League Baseball games (sometimes with a big-b...
Friday, January 8, 2016

Twisted Sisters: dnc "Under Pressure to Remove" Chairman Patty "Wasserman" Simpson Amid Dumb Remarks & "Charges of Favoritism" Toward Hilary. But Never Fear, a Replacement Awaits!

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No, Patty "Wasserman" Simpson ain't exactly the most popular figure in the ol' democrat party these days. Always pro...
Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Unfair Comparison: I Am Gettin' SICK AND TIRED of Ted Cruz Being Likened to Barry Goldwater...

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Sorry, but Goldwater is entirely the wrong right-winger gop-er to compare Cruz to... A much better comparative piece to Cruz is Joseph...
Friday, January 1, 2016

NEW YEAR'S KNOCKERS!!!

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My only question for this hot little Limey number, Rita Ora: If you're gonna wear duds quite like these down to the beach, then ...
Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Dis-A-vowing the A-Word: "Bristol Palin Gives Birth to Her Second Child"...

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...So much for the Abstinence thing. Ya know, some families really should try to practice what they preach... For the better good of...
Friday, December 25, 2015

Christmas Cleavage!
Courtesy of Christina Milian...

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...Why can't all broads dress like her? And is the nurse get-up even permitted under Obamacare? Please stay focused on the rig...
Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Life Imitating Literary Horror: "Politically Correct Universities Killing Free Speech," and "Inclusive Terminology Guide at Mizzou Raises Awareness of 'Adultism'"...

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...It rather reminds me of a passage from a most depressing book (written almost 70 years ago) that seems to resemble, increasingly, the...
Friday, December 18, 2015

Speech Is Overrated: "Yale Students Sign Petition to Repeal First Amendment." In Related News...

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...Midwesterners in droves sign new petition calling for repeal of the Declaration of Independence, enthusiastically offering up Yale an...
Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Just in Time for Xmas: "ISIS 'End of World' Film Shows Final Battle with Crusaders"! But Methinks I'll Instead Take in the New Star Wars Picture This Week...

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...I just never seem to be quite in the right mood to watch some good beheadings, maimings, rapes, burnings, tortures, suicide bombings,...
Friday, December 11, 2015

Weird News, December Edition: "Michael Vick to Lobby for Law to Protect Animals in Hot Cars." In Similar Bizarro Biddings...

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...Donald Trump offers an exception to his immigration ban for any Muslim who agrees to help out with building The Wall at the Mexican b...
Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Deaf Star: George Lucas "Says He's Stayed Off Internet for 15 Years!" But There's Really Nothing to See Here...

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...After all, a lot of old geezers around 70 struggle to grasp even the most rudimentary basics of modern technology. http://www.ew.co...
Friday, December 4, 2015

No Praying: Leftists, democrat party, & Their Media Now Openly Mock People Who Offer Thoughts and Prayers After Horrific Tragedies, Such as San Bernardino...

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Don't you dare pray. Or say pray. Or think pray. Or even bray pray. Because we sure can't have any of that kinda thing, now can ...
Tuesday, December 1, 2015

As Broads Prepare to Sue Sheen For Not Revealing His HIV, Piers Morgan Says Ease Up on Charlie Because He Ain't as Bad as ISIS!

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Say what? (Link below). Since when does being a smaller lout than a pack of creeps make one any less of a lout? Morgan's plea wo...
Thursday, November 26, 2015

Country Down the Crapper: "1.1 Million Americans Don't Have a Toilet." So OK, I'll Give Some Thanks on This Day of Pilgrims & Indians...

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For starters, I guess I should feel thankful for having a working shithouse at my joint. Oh Thank You, Dear Leader in the White House, f...
Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Campus "Protests May Move From College Campuses to Ballot Boxes," Happily Chirps Leftist Kansas City Star: So No More Hiding the Motive and End Game!

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See, the leftist 20 percenters and their democrat party have a little problem in 2016: Their candidate, Hilary Clinton, is really really...
Thursday, November 19, 2015

Crapping on Their Own: Leftist "Princeton Students Take Over President's Office, Demand Erasure of Woodrow Wilson"!

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Sometimes I think these leftist 20 percenters just need to make up their minds, or at least take a history course, or probably better ye...
Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Hey Kids: Adapting to the Situation Is One of Life's Greatest Skills -- Just Look at This Guy...

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He's 26-year-old cosmetologist James Williams (from across the pond in Wales), and he's become a bit of an autumn Internet sensa...
Friday, November 13, 2015

As Fall Skies Turn Hazy Shade of Winter in Midwest, I'm Going Australia Dreaming, & Mama Cass Ain't Invited...

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"I Need Some Muscle Over Here!" Missouri MEDIA Professor Tries to Boot MEDIA From Covering Student Protests on Campus!

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You know that spot on my resume that says "University of Missouri"? The J-School and all? Well, can I get that redacted or s...
Friday, November 6, 2015

Demented Days: "Man Camps Out for Black Friday 33 Days Early," While "Nearly a Third of College Students Describe 1st Amendment as 'Outdated,'" Too Permissive of Free Speech...

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No word yet whether the nation's bright young college students will call for this patient shopping camper to be imprisoned for suppo...