Thursday, November 26, 2015

Country Down the Crapper: "1.1 Million Americans Don't Have a Toilet." So OK, I'll Give Some Thanks on This Day of Pilgrims & Indians...

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For starters, I guess I should feel thankful for having a working shithouse at my joint. Oh Thank You, Dear Leader in the White House, f...
Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Campus "Protests May Move From College Campuses to Ballot Boxes," Happily Chirps Leftist Kansas City Star: So No More Hiding the Motive and End Game!

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See, the leftist 20 percenters and their democrat party have a little problem in 2016: Their candidate, Hilary Clinton, is really really...
Thursday, November 19, 2015

Crapping on Their Own: Leftist "Princeton Students Take Over President's Office, Demand Erasure of Woodrow Wilson"!

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Sometimes I think these leftist 20 percenters just need to make up their minds, or at least take a history course, or probably better ye...
Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Hey Kids: Adapting to the Situation Is One of Life's Greatest Skills -- Just Look at This Guy...

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He's 26-year-old cosmetologist James Williams (from across the pond in Wales), and he's become a bit of an autumn Internet sensa...
Friday, November 13, 2015

As Fall Skies Turn Hazy Shade of Winter in Midwest, I'm Going Australia Dreaming, & Mama Cass Ain't Invited...

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"I Need Some Muscle Over Here!" Missouri MEDIA Professor Tries to Boot MEDIA From Covering Student Protests on Campus!

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You know that spot on my resume that says "University of Missouri"? The J-School and all? Well, can I get that redacted or s...
Friday, November 6, 2015

Demented Days: "Man Camps Out for Black Friday 33 Days Early," While "Nearly a Third of College Students Describe 1st Amendment as 'Outdated,'" Too Permissive of Free Speech...

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No word yet whether the nation's bright young college students will call for this patient shopping camper to be imprisoned for suppo...
Monday, November 2, 2015

THE KINGS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

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I've never seen a team as resilient and mentally tough as this one, and I've been watchin' this stuff for over four decades...
Friday, October 30, 2015

Don't Make Book: Right-Winger Slimeball Newt Gingrich Gives "One to Three" Odds Hilary Clinton Will Be Indicted! Highly Wishful Thinking...

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Fortunately for all of you, I'm a much better handicapper than fat old deranged right-wingers.  Hilary ain't gettin' indicte...
Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Biff the Lout from the "Back to the Future" Films Was Based on Donald Trump? So Says the Films' Writer, and Indeed Many Politicians Have Inspired Fictional & Real-Life Characters & Places...

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The Biff/Trump connection doesn't seem like so much of a stretch to me. And certainly no more so than the Hilary Clinton/Nurse Ratch...
Thursday, October 22, 2015

Holy Coffin Nails: This Broad & Two Other Ruskie Nicotine Fiends Admit to Robbing a Grave So They Can Get Their Smoke On After Boiling the Stiff's Head to Use as an Ashtray!

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For good measure, this tobacco-tokin' threesome also hacked off the dead body's fingers for use as "fortune-telling runes...
Friday, October 16, 2015

So THIS Is What Lamar Odom Was Tryin' to Hit In That Nevada Ho House?

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This guy couldn't do any better than THIS?! And now he's lying in a hospital and could die over THIS?! Talk about some S-L-I-M...
Tuesday, October 13, 2015

CNN Changes Debate Questioning Approach & Debate Length to Make Things Easier on democrat party Candidates Tonight! As a Result, I Won't Be Wasting My Time Watching...

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I had planned to watch tonight's democrat party debate and weigh in with the same "Up" or "Down" votes for each ...
Friday, October 9, 2015

Another Day, Another Installment of Bums Gone Wild: "Homeless Man Chases Girl at Bus Stop"...

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If this was typically a crowded bus for the time of day, maybe this hobo was just trying to ensure he'd get a spot? Who are we to ju...
Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Braless Dakota Fanning, Michelle Dockery & Pixie Lott! Braless Is Truly Beautiful...

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...So why can't the American leftist 20 percenters ever try to end the bra industry like they target so many other slivers of the ...
Friday, October 2, 2015

Low-Energy Loser: "Jeb Bush Sees Himself as the John McCain of 2016." No Wonder the democrat party Wants Bush to Be the gop-er Nominee!

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Not only is "Jeb" Bush an energy-challenged, mealy-mouthed, stand-not-for-much, aging old relic of an awful American political...
Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Scare Pie: Tinder & Grindr Dating Apps Reportedly Increase Risk of STDs By "Making Casual Sex as Available as Ordering Pizzas"...

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...So THAT's why the joint smelled like anchovies the morning after my last Tinder/Grindr Bender!?! From now on I think I'm ju...
Friday, September 25, 2015

Ben Breaks Even Badder After His Muslim Statements, Says "Big Bang Is a 'Fairy Tale' & Darwin's Evolution Theory Is Work of Devil"! But Is There Really Anything to See Here?

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So Ben's a little old fashioned? Is that really worth a Federal Case? Name one bad thing that ever happened at a Best Buy parkin...
Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Grace Jones: "I'm 5000 Years Old!" This Is BIG...

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...Because methinks the democrat party might now have another presidential candidate up its sleeve! http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/20/...
Thursday, September 17, 2015

Second (& MARATHON) gop-er Debate: Who's UP, DOWN, or Exactly the SAME From the First Go-Around? And Ponder This: Can Any of You See a Fiorina/Carson Ticket?...

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- Donald Trump: DOWN.   First, I'll answer the question none of these candidates would answer: I for one "would not feel comfor...
Tuesday, September 15, 2015

"LET THEM EAT CAKE!"

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...Or, sans cake, I assume a tortilla shell, 3-tater-tot, bacon bits Michelle ObamaMeal will do just fine, no? http://eagnews.org/sc...
Friday, September 11, 2015

Washington Post Hack: "The Amazing Honesty of Joe Biden!" But That Ain't Honesty You're Smellin' There, Numbnut...

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...Rather it's the feel, taste, and diagnostic certitude of at least Stage One Alzeimer's. But there he is, Biden -- Dan Quay...