Friday, October 30, 2015

Don't Make Book: Right-Winger Slimeball Newt Gingrich Gives "One to Three" Odds Hilary Clinton Will Be Indicted! Highly Wishful Thinking...

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Fortunately for all of you, I'm a much better handicapper than fat old deranged right-wingers.  Hilary ain't gettin' indicte...
Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Biff the Lout from the "Back to the Future" Films Was Based on Donald Trump? So Says the Films' Writer, and Indeed Many Politicians Have Inspired Fictional & Real-Life Characters & Places...

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The Biff/Trump connection doesn't seem like so much of a stretch to me. And certainly no more so than the Hilary Clinton/Nurse Ratch...
Thursday, October 22, 2015

Holy Coffin Nails: This Broad & Two Other Ruskie Nicotine Fiends Admit to Robbing a Grave So They Can Get Their Smoke On After Boiling the Stiff's Head to Use as an Ashtray!

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For good measure, this tobacco-tokin' threesome also hacked off the dead body's fingers for use as "fortune-telling runes...
Friday, October 16, 2015

So THIS Is What Lamar Odom Was Tryin' to Hit In That Nevada Ho House?

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This guy couldn't do any better than THIS?! And now he's lying in a hospital and could die over THIS?! Talk about some S-L-I-M...
Tuesday, October 13, 2015

CNN Changes Debate Questioning Approach & Debate Length to Make Things Easier on democrat party Candidates Tonight! As a Result, I Won't Be Wasting My Time Watching...

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I had planned to watch tonight's democrat party debate and weigh in with the same "Up" or "Down" votes for each ...
Friday, October 9, 2015

Another Day, Another Installment of Bums Gone Wild: "Homeless Man Chases Girl at Bus Stop"...

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If this was typically a crowded bus for the time of day, maybe this hobo was just trying to ensure he'd get a spot? Who are we to ju...
Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Braless Dakota Fanning, Michelle Dockery & Pixie Lott! Braless Is Truly Beautiful...

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...So why can't the American leftist 20 percenters ever try to end the bra industry like they target so many other slivers of the ...
Friday, October 2, 2015

Low-Energy Loser: "Jeb Bush Sees Himself as the John McCain of 2016." No Wonder the democrat party Wants Bush to Be the gop-er Nominee!

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Not only is "Jeb" Bush an energy-challenged, mealy-mouthed, stand-not-for-much, aging old relic of an awful American political...
Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Scare Pie: Tinder & Grindr Dating Apps Reportedly Increase Risk of STDs By "Making Casual Sex as Available as Ordering Pizzas"...

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...So THAT's why the joint smelled like anchovies the morning after my last Tinder/Grindr Bender!?! From now on I think I'm ju...
Friday, September 25, 2015

Ben Breaks Even Badder After His Muslim Statements, Says "Big Bang Is a 'Fairy Tale' & Darwin's Evolution Theory Is Work of Devil"! But Is There Really Anything to See Here?

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So Ben's a little old fashioned? Is that really worth a Federal Case? Name one bad thing that ever happened at a Best Buy parkin...
Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Grace Jones: "I'm 5000 Years Old!" This Is BIG...

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...Because methinks the democrat party might now have another presidential candidate up its sleeve! http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/20/...
Thursday, September 17, 2015

Second (& MARATHON) gop-er Debate: Who's UP, DOWN, or Exactly the SAME From the First Go-Around? And Ponder This: Can Any of You See a Fiorina/Carson Ticket?...

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- Donald Trump: DOWN.   First, I'll answer the question none of these candidates would answer: I for one "would not feel comfor...
Tuesday, September 15, 2015

"LET THEM EAT CAKE!"

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...Or, sans cake, I assume a tortilla shell, 3-tater-tot, bacon bits Michelle ObamaMeal will do just fine, no? http://eagnews.org/sc...
Friday, September 11, 2015

Washington Post Hack: "The Amazing Honesty of Joe Biden!" But That Ain't Honesty You're Smellin' There, Numbnut...

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...Rather it's the feel, taste, and diagnostic certitude of at least Stage One Alzeimer's. But there he is, Biden -- Dan Quay...
Monday, September 7, 2015

Labor Day Lunacy: Hilary Losing by 9% to Bernie in N.H. & by 5% in General Matchup with Trump, Who (BTW) Is Getting 25% of the Black Vote! Can Hilary the Hoary Right the Ship?

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Hilary may truly need a Hail Mary very soon to save her foundering candidacy. Since I think a sudden jaunt into granny porn is out (Hila...
Friday, September 4, 2015

Nice (Lamp)Posts! If More Social Media Postings Looked Like Gabi Grecko's, I Might Show Up In Person on the facebook, etc., More Often Than Once Every Year or Two!

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On a separate note, why can't more broads wear them little shorts like that, where the bottom of the ass hangs out? To me, it...
Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Denali Distraction: I For One Welcome Obama's Focus on Renaming Mountains and Running Wild on Reality TV Shows in Alaska...

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...If these things are the kinds of foolishness with which Obama is going to consume his presidential time over the next 17 months, His ...
Thursday, August 27, 2015

Murderer of Reporter In Virginia Was "Censured [By His TV Station] for Wearing Obama Sticker While 'Reporting' on Election Day": But Why Such a Harsh Indictment For that Offense?

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As Jorge Ramos would proclaim, "We have a right to act however the hell we see fit as shill, activist, advocate, flunky ideologues ...
Tuesday, August 25, 2015

As Mentally Challenged Joe Biden Inches Towards Presidential Run, It's Easy to See Why democrat party Prides Itself on Being the Party of "progress"...

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What we're dealing with here, after all, is truly groundbreaking... 1. Biden gives the democrat party a great shot of putting up p...
Friday, August 21, 2015

How's About THESE Anchor Babies?!?

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If that's politically incorrect, scoop me up a big bowl a' wrong over here. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-political-figh...
Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Say Hey, Hilary: As Her Campaign Continues to Founder, It Strikes Me that Today's democrat party Is Just Like a Baseball Team in the 19th Inning...

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...As in:  N-O  B-E-N-C-H . And we're well past the trading deadline. But never fear, democrat party: Maybe in 2020 or 2024, y...