Tuesday, June 30, 2015

New Study: Right-Wingers Better at Dieting, Exerting Self-Control, than Leftists...

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No word yet, however, how the study may have been impacted by its apparent exemption from consideration of the 2016 gop-er presidentia...
Thursday, June 25, 2015

"You're in MY House," Rants Obama to White House Protester, Underscoring at the Same Time a Key Difference Between Him and W Bush...

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If W Bush was to utter such an asinine statement, it would be because he's too imbecilic to know any better ( i.e. , he'd actual...
Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Big Bowl a Kamikaze: "Japan Airlines Pilot Suspended for Cockpit Selfie with Stewardess" While in Flight...

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She was a "stewardess"?  In his "cockpit"?  Assisting in a career suicide move by an airplane pilot who just happene...
Friday, June 19, 2015

Storm Rube: This Subhuman Slimeball Gives Dylans Everywhere a Rotten Name...

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But I don't want them to whack this creep out with the death penalty. Not on your freakin' life. WAY too easy... Rather, stick...
Tuesday, June 16, 2015

THANK GOD We Don't Have Many Politicians Like the pope, Who Preaches in Recent Days of Computers Being "Bad for the Soul" and Full of Internet "Filth"...

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...Couple those old Grumpy Gus sentiments with the pope's frequent proclamations in favor of leftist economic policy ( see Monday...
Thursday, June 11, 2015

Doublespeak for the Dimwitted: Obama Brags About Ending Iraq War, Then Sends EVEN MORE Troops There!

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The lyin' leftist really does have absolutely no shame. After recently boasting again that he's responsible for ending the war i...
Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Poll: "8 in 10 Back Voter ID Laws" -- Leaving a Loony Little Fringe of 2 in 10 (Including Hilary & His Majesty) Who Would Let Just About Anyone Show Up and Vote...

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But hey, several years back I didn't coin the phrase "leftist 20 percenters" for the base of the democrat party for nuttin...
Friday, June 5, 2015

The Idiot Outpolls the Jackass: CNN Poll This Week Shows That For First Time Ever, W Bush Polls More Popular than His Majesty...

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In what's being called "the first time in more than a decade that Americans have expressed a favorable view of Bush," the ...
Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Drop Your Cocks & Grab Your Socks: Hilary's Scheduled to Visit Missouri In Person in June! WOOT, WOOT!!!

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No word yet whether Hilary will be uttering any words or other sundry audible noises during the visit (other than to herself). But wha...
Friday, May 29, 2015

She Ain't Heavy, She's a Hottie: Ballerina Broad Fired from Ballet for Being "Too Fat" Can Feel Free to Turn Pirouettes on Me All. Night. Long!

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What do ya have to be, some kind a midget or something, like one of them little horse jockeys, to dance in the god damn ballet? Jesu...
Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Non-Exceptional: Obama's UN Ambassador, Samantha Power, Says Afghanistan Is Better for Women than the USA! But Methinks this Broad Gots a Point...

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...I mean, look no farther than the highest levels of American power to prove this skirt's premise... For years now we've hear...
Friday, May 22, 2015

Damn My Double Vision! "Make-Up Free Zoe Saldana Wears Skintight Leggings as She Works Up a Sweat at the Gym in Hollywood" -- Or So Someone Seems to be Observing, Leastways...

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Frankly, who the fuck's lookin' at the make up, face, or leggings?!? This broad's gotta perky little near-perfectamundo ra...
Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Thank You, King Joffrey: Obama Ordains From On High in Recent Days that "We're Going to Have to Change How the Media Reports." And Frankly, I Couldn't Agree More...

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To wit: All the fawning. The hero worship. The ass-kissing. The zealous advocacy. The free ride. The choreographed questions. The blissf...
Thursday, May 14, 2015

"GOD I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW": Missouri gop-er House Speaker & Aspiring Lyricist John Diehl Resigns Over "Sexually Charged Exchanges" with Joplin College Freshman Intern Broad!

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Reading these texts (link at bottom), I was just waiting for this 49-year-old Diehl to purport to break into song or something, like a p...
Tuesday, May 12, 2015

This Broad Can Reyna My Parade Any Day: "Time Lapse Video Charts the Evolution of Mexican Beauty Over the Last 100 Years." And I Know the Decade I'm Hittin'!

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The ongoing "100 Years of Beauty" series from Cut.com is now featuring hot little number Reyna Marquez dolled up just like the...
Friday, May 8, 2015

Politically Incorrect: Hilary Clinton, Opposed to Gay Marriage Until Only Very Recently, Also Previously Spouted that "I Am Adamantly Against Illegal Immigrants"!

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Jeezal Peezal. With angry racist homophobes like Hilary running around, who needs gop-ers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxASD4jHgCk...
Tuesday, May 5, 2015

AP Poll: "Decisive Majority of Americans View [Hilary] Clinton as Dishonest," Including More Than 60% of Independents. But How Can that Possibly Be?

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Ans : While admittedly politically ignorant to the hilt, the American people are not, overall, outright stupid -- even if leftist 20 per...
Friday, May 1, 2015

Supreme Dork: At Gay Marriage Arguments this Week, Right-Winger Justice Alito Asks If 2 Dudes & 2 Ladies Are Entitled to a Foursome Marriage Under the Constitution. Obvious Answer: Depends...

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Depends on a lot. Like after matrimony, would the two broads be hookin' up directly? On videotape? Would they let each guy do ...
Tuesday, April 28, 2015

BRRR: 30 Degree Temps Hit NYC Over Weekend & New Report Declares "Global Warming Has Slowed" to "Natural Variability." But Isn't All That Beside the Point?

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Maybe I'm a little fucked up, a little confused. I thought temps meant little to the issue of "Global Warming"? In fact, ...
Friday, April 24, 2015

Old Bat Meet Kettle: Hilary, With an Estimated Net Worth of $150-200 MILLION, Calls This Week for Those Dastardly Wealthy People to be "Toppled" to the Ground!

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Hackneyed Hilary is well-positioned to be 2016's version of forgettable gop-er Mitt Romney -- an out-of-touch, ultra-rich political ...
Tuesday, April 21, 2015

"World's Biggest House Goes Up For Sale -- 115 Bedrooms, 100 Bathrooms"! Man, I Could Use That Kinda Space to Move Around In...

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Rager is sick and tired of being confined in small spaces, and this joint in Italy could really hit the spot.  But what to do with all t...
Friday, April 17, 2015

Hey, Lots of Really Old People Don't In Fact Have Dementia: UK Newspaper Cover Actually Seems to Imply that Hilary Has Alzeimer's!

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That's a front page from UK's The Independent this week. And I don't care too much for the insinuation either... Sure, Hi...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Can't Say I Blame Her: Female Rapper Azealia Banks "Talks Obama Sex Fantasy in Billboard Magazine"...

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Ya know, I've certainly been known to poke fun at the first lady's overbearing food police penchant from time to time. But I...