Friday, May 29, 2015

She Ain't Heavy, She's a Hottie: Ballerina Broad Fired from Ballet for Being "Too Fat" Can Feel Free to Turn Pirouettes on Me All. Night. Long!

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What do ya have to be, some kind a midget or something, like one of them little horse jockeys, to dance in the god damn ballet? Jesu...
Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Non-Exceptional: Obama's UN Ambassador, Samantha Power, Says Afghanistan Is Better for Women than the USA! But Methinks this Broad Gots a Point...

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...I mean, look no farther than the highest levels of American power to prove this skirt's premise... For years now we've hear...
Friday, May 22, 2015

Damn My Double Vision! "Make-Up Free Zoe Saldana Wears Skintight Leggings as She Works Up a Sweat at the Gym in Hollywood" -- Or So Someone Seems to be Observing, Leastways...

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Frankly, who the fuck's lookin' at the make up, face, or leggings?!? This broad's gotta perky little near-perfectamundo ra...
Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Thank You, King Joffrey: Obama Ordains From On High in Recent Days that "We're Going to Have to Change How the Media Reports." And Frankly, I Couldn't Agree More...

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To wit: All the fawning. The hero worship. The ass-kissing. The zealous advocacy. The free ride. The choreographed questions. The blissf...
Thursday, May 14, 2015

"GOD I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW": Missouri gop-er House Speaker & Aspiring Lyricist John Diehl Resigns Over "Sexually Charged Exchanges" with Joplin College Freshman Intern Broad!

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Reading these texts (link at bottom), I was just waiting for this 49-year-old Diehl to purport to break into song or something, like a p...
Tuesday, May 12, 2015

This Broad Can Reyna My Parade Any Day: "Time Lapse Video Charts the Evolution of Mexican Beauty Over the Last 100 Years." And I Know the Decade I'm Hittin'!

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The ongoing "100 Years of Beauty" series from Cut.com is now featuring hot little number Reyna Marquez dolled up just like the...
Friday, May 8, 2015

Politically Incorrect: Hilary Clinton, Opposed to Gay Marriage Until Only Very Recently, Also Previously Spouted that "I Am Adamantly Against Illegal Immigrants"!

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Jeezal Peezal. With angry racist homophobes like Hilary running around, who needs gop-ers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxASD4jHgCk...
Tuesday, May 5, 2015

AP Poll: "Decisive Majority of Americans View [Hilary] Clinton as Dishonest," Including More Than 60% of Independents. But How Can that Possibly Be?

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Ans : While admittedly politically ignorant to the hilt, the American people are not, overall, outright stupid -- even if leftist 20 per...
Friday, May 1, 2015

Supreme Dork: At Gay Marriage Arguments this Week, Right-Winger Justice Alito Asks If 2 Dudes & 2 Ladies Are Entitled to a Foursome Marriage Under the Constitution. Obvious Answer: Depends...

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Depends on a lot. Like after matrimony, would the two broads be hookin' up directly? On videotape? Would they let each guy do ...
Tuesday, April 28, 2015

BRRR: 30 Degree Temps Hit NYC Over Weekend & New Report Declares "Global Warming Has Slowed" to "Natural Variability." But Isn't All That Beside the Point?

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Maybe I'm a little fucked up, a little confused. I thought temps meant little to the issue of "Global Warming"? In fact, ...
Friday, April 24, 2015

Old Bat Meet Kettle: Hilary, With an Estimated Net Worth of $150-200 MILLION, Calls This Week for Those Dastardly Wealthy People to be "Toppled" to the Ground!

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Hackneyed Hilary is well-positioned to be 2016's version of forgettable gop-er Mitt Romney -- an out-of-touch, ultra-rich political ...
Tuesday, April 21, 2015

"World's Biggest House Goes Up For Sale -- 115 Bedrooms, 100 Bathrooms"! Man, I Could Use That Kinda Space to Move Around In...

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Rager is sick and tired of being confined in small spaces, and this joint in Italy could really hit the spot.  But what to do with all t...
Friday, April 17, 2015

Hey, Lots of Really Old People Don't In Fact Have Dementia: UK Newspaper Cover Actually Seems to Imply that Hilary Has Alzeimer's!

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That's a front page from UK's The Independent this week. And I don't care too much for the insinuation either... Sure, Hi...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Can't Say I Blame Her: Female Rapper Azealia Banks "Talks Obama Sex Fantasy in Billboard Magazine"...

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Ya know, I've certainly been known to poke fun at the first lady's overbearing food police penchant from time to time. But I...
Friday, April 10, 2015

"What's in a Name?" Female Supporters Warn, "Don't Call 'Hillary' Clinton By Her First Name [Nor Sundry Other Garden-Variety Terms] -- That's Sexist!" OK, I Shall Abide [To a Point]...

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Shit, I already been abidin' for a year or two now. I never say "Hillary"... Rather it'll always be "Hilary...
Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The Inside Skinny: How Victoria's Secret Model Kelly Gale Manages to Go Around Looking Like THIS...

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According to this hot little Australian number Kelly, her secret is a simple two-fold equation:  (1) Hit the gym 3 times a day; and ...
Thursday, April 2, 2015

Report: "Michelle O 'Healthy' Lunches Fed to Pigs." OK, This Whole Michelle ObamaMeals Thing Is Really Starting to Get a Bit Ridiculous...

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Where are the animal rights people when you need them for once? This is so inhumane... Here we have a clear abuse of innocent h...
Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Endless Campaign: Once You've Known One Leftist 20 Percenter -- Same Talking Points; Same Rotgut Reactions; Same Tired Tactics "All the Time"...

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In reference to devout leftist Big Apple mayor Bill de Blasio, the following passage struck me this week from a New York Post column by...
Friday, March 27, 2015

Methinks She Needs Lasik Surgery Instead: "Human Barbie" Says She's Getting Her 37th Plastic Surgery to "Look Like" the Doll!

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I'm confused over here. Not precisely sure what doll this "Human Barbie" Lacey Wildd is trying to emulate? Simply put,...
Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Y-a-w-n: Greaseball & Joe McCarthy Clone Ted Cruz Becomes First gop-er to Declare His Candidacy for the Presidency in 2016...

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But there's little need to waste more than a single sentence on Cruz, since this greasy, one-dimensional right-winger is easily summ...