Tuesday, April 28, 2015

BRRR: 30 Degree Temps Hit NYC Over Weekend & New Report Declares "Global Warming Has Slowed" to "Natural Variability." But Isn't All That Beside the Point?

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Maybe I'm a little fucked up, a little confused. I thought temps meant little to the issue of "Global Warming"? In fact, ...
Friday, April 24, 2015

Old Bat Meet Kettle: Hilary, With an Estimated Net Worth of $150-200 MILLION, Calls This Week for Those Dastardly Wealthy People to be "Toppled" to the Ground!

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Hackneyed Hilary is well-positioned to be 2016's version of forgettable gop-er Mitt Romney -- an out-of-touch, ultra-rich political ...
Tuesday, April 21, 2015

"World's Biggest House Goes Up For Sale -- 115 Bedrooms, 100 Bathrooms"! Man, I Could Use That Kinda Space to Move Around In...

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Rager is sick and tired of being confined in small spaces, and this joint in Italy could really hit the spot.  But what to do with all t...
Friday, April 17, 2015

Hey, Lots of Really Old People Don't In Fact Have Dementia: UK Newspaper Cover Actually Seems to Imply that Hilary Has Alzeimer's!

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That's a front page from UK's The Independent this week. And I don't care too much for the insinuation either... Sure, Hi...
Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Can't Say I Blame Her: Female Rapper Azealia Banks "Talks Obama Sex Fantasy in Billboard Magazine"...

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Ya know, I've certainly been known to poke fun at the first lady's overbearing food police penchant from time to time. But I...
Friday, April 10, 2015

"What's in a Name?" Female Supporters Warn, "Don't Call 'Hillary' Clinton By Her First Name [Nor Sundry Other Garden-Variety Terms] -- That's Sexist!" OK, I Shall Abide [To a Point]...

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Shit, I already been abidin' for a year or two now. I never say "Hillary"... Rather it'll always be "Hilary...
Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The Inside Skinny: How Victoria's Secret Model Kelly Gale Manages to Go Around Looking Like THIS...

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According to this hot little Australian number Kelly, her secret is a simple two-fold equation:  (1) Hit the gym 3 times a day; and ...
Thursday, April 2, 2015

Report: "Michelle O 'Healthy' Lunches Fed to Pigs." OK, This Whole Michelle ObamaMeals Thing Is Really Starting to Get a Bit Ridiculous...

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Where are the animal rights people when you need them for once? This is so inhumane... Here we have a clear abuse of innocent h...
Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The Endless Campaign: Once You've Known One Leftist 20 Percenter -- Same Talking Points; Same Rotgut Reactions; Same Tired Tactics "All the Time"...

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In reference to devout leftist Big Apple mayor Bill de Blasio, the following passage struck me this week from a New York Post column by...
Friday, March 27, 2015

Methinks She Needs Lasik Surgery Instead: "Human Barbie" Says She's Getting Her 37th Plastic Surgery to "Look Like" the Doll!

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I'm confused over here. Not precisely sure what doll this "Human Barbie" Lacey Wildd is trying to emulate? Simply put,...
Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Y-a-w-n: Greaseball & Joe McCarthy Clone Ted Cruz Becomes First gop-er to Declare His Candidacy for the Presidency in 2016...

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But there's little need to waste more than a single sentence on Cruz, since this greasy, one-dimensional right-winger is easily summ...
Friday, March 20, 2015

Gentlemen Prefer Her: "Once Dubbed Kim Kardashian's Protege," Hot Little Number Lauren Stoner Steps Out on Her Ownsome (& Better Yet, On a Miami Beachsome!)

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Oh My! What a Tight Toots! And mebelieves this buoyant bayside broad has officially rendered as Servant her former Master... Give Bi...
Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Just Shut the Fuck Up Already: Miami Man Shouts on the Street at Temple-Goers, "Allah Akbar, We Will Cut Your Heads Off!" Uh, No You Won't, Tough Guy...

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...Not if I bust yer jaw for ya and punch ya right in the cock first, asshole. Take your slimy carcass over to the "islamic state...
Friday, March 13, 2015

"Pert Derriere"? Not the Precise Same Two Words that 1st Came to Mind For Me, But They'll Do: Zoe Kravitz Shows Off in Miami, Set to Appear in THREE Big Films the Next Few Months...

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This hot little number Zoe (of course the fruit of the loins of Lenny Kravitz and old Cosby kid Lisa Bonet) seems to be at a career-expl...
Tuesday, March 10, 2015

I've Just Seen an Ass: "British Senior Citizen Claims World Famous 'Tennis Girl' Model Is In Fact His Ex-Wife, & He Has Evidence to Prove It"!

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When the fuck did Paul McCartney get married again?!? http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/560180/Tennis-Girl-poster-Fiona-Butler-Peter-At...
Friday, March 6, 2015

Her Crime, My Gain: Looks Like I'll Be Getting Back that Ill-Advised Grand That I Previously Sent to Hilary's Clinton Foundation!

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You see, it seems that after my contribution email reached Hilary's home server, she lost it. Guess the old warhorse doesn't g...
Tuesday, March 3, 2015

God Damn! "Florida School Bans 'God Bless America' From Morning Announcements," But What If the School Tries to Go Even Farther?

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It seems little Joey (not his real name) was supposed to read the morning announcements (they still have those?!?) over th...
Friday, February 27, 2015

Preschool Party Time: Iowa Kindergarten Teacher Allegedly Gets Her Drink On During Students' Valentine's Day Festivities! No Good?

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She's 40-year-old pie-eyed (allegedly) kindergarten teacher Jennifer L. Rich (pic immediately above), and it was the F...
Tuesday, February 24, 2015

When Do the American Oscars Air? Regardless, "Czech Version of Oscars Is Duped Into Inviting Fake Jim Carrey Onstage During Its Awards Ceremony"!

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But on a positive note for the Czech awards show, I'm hearing that the imposter Jim Carrey outshone a typical appearance ...
Friday, February 20, 2015

Oh GOOD GRIEF! Me Needs to Follow Broads' Lead & Start Paying Attention to Those Damn Super Bowl Commercials!

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Like any upstanding Man's Man, the Rager typically eschews any ounce of attention towards the morosely expensive, us...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Executive Privilege: "Michelle Obama's Secret Aspen Ski Trip Exposed After Her Motorcade Was Allowed by Cops to Sneak Around Car Accident"...

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But no word yet whether the special allowance was related to undue duress and threats of Michelle ObamaMeals suddenly suppla...